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Jorgie
@guidelessmeteor.bsky.social
👽 I twerk in dark hallways while summoning chaotic spirits. Mexican food is my primary sustenance. Love horror, sci-fi, and comedy.

🏳️‍🌈 He/him. Happily single. Sex/kink/body-positive. 18+. English/Spanish.
Monthly Haircut: Holiday Edition. Need a hunky Santa to gift me with his sack this season.
December 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Had to open up my hoodie a bit after dinner. Who wants to rub my belly on this Tummy Tuesday? #tummytuesday
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Went to see this movie with my sister since we're both huge fans of Elizabeth Olsen. The way this movie had me laughing one minute and crying the next was incredible. I concur with every choice that Mother made.
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
An oldie but goodie.
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The art and design team really put their Metrussy into this game! The visuals are so stunning. #metroidprime4
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It is unbelievable to think that I am now holding a copy of Metroid Prime 4. Its predecessor released over 18 years ago.

This game could've easily been shelved and forgotten about, but I'm so immensely grateful that it's here. 🥹

I am so excited for Samus's new 3D adventure!
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
In 2002, my parents asked me what I wanted for Christmas. My response was Metroid Prime. I knew nothing about the game. I only picked it because Samus looked so badass on the cover. Little did I know that it would be the catalyst of my love for the Metroid series.
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Mayhem was such a huge part of my life this year. Getting to see Lady Gaga sing its songs was the cherry on top.
December 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I echo this sentiment. I put my mini tree in my bedroom each year!
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Nina is my inspiration. I also wish to rest all day while looking adorable.

Not pictured: Her sleeping on my lap for about two hours prior to this picture. I watched an entire movie while she slept.
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread

36. Also, I miss those frames so much.
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Had three days off for the holiday and they felt too short! Back at work for today. Do I look cute?
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
😇😤😡
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I feel attacked by this.
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Man, that poison was extremely delayed. I had this meal over a week ago.
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Once I read this, I knew I was going to have a fun time. I had an incredibly hot session tonight, and so many of my kinks were explored. 😵‍💫😈
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Come on and taste it. Just get excited 'cause you're giving in.
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
🎶Follow me down the streams of sweat on your body

Can't believe the lure was enough

Do you see how the wind in your hair now feels differently?

Catch and release the lure above🎶

#monochrome #monochromemonday #mcm
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I don't remember these being cards in a tarot deck.
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Feeling like a colorful slut on Sunday.
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Friendsgiving is today! How does your boy look?
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Repost with your dick root
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I used this scent of their body wash a while ago and I really liked it! The liquid is pretty thick.
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The final minute of this song. 😭
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
🎶I have this breath and I hold it tight
And I keep it in my chest with all my might
I pray to God this breath will last
As it pushes past my lips, as I
Gasp, gasp🎶

#monochromemonday #mcm
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM