Jorgie
@guidelessmeteor.bsky.social
👽 I twerk in dark hallways while summoning chaotic spirits. Mexican food is my primary sustenance. Love horror, sci-fi, and comedy.
🏳️🌈 He/him. Happily single. Sex/kink/body-positive. 18+. English/Spanish.
🏳️🌈 He/him. Happily single. Sex/kink/body-positive. 18+. English/Spanish.
Monthly Haircut: Holiday Edition. Need a hunky Santa to gift me with his sack this season.
December 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Monthly Haircut: Holiday Edition. Need a hunky Santa to gift me with his sack this season.
You ever had a generally good day but then your mood turns sour for some unknown reason? Having one of those days.
I'm hoping that a chicken shawarma from a local place will help.
I'm hoping that a chicken shawarma from a local place will help.
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You ever had a generally good day but then your mood turns sour for some unknown reason? Having one of those days.
I'm hoping that a chicken shawarma from a local place will help.
I'm hoping that a chicken shawarma from a local place will help.
Had to open up my hoodie a bit after dinner. Who wants to rub my belly on this Tummy Tuesday? #tummytuesday
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Had to open up my hoodie a bit after dinner. Who wants to rub my belly on this Tummy Tuesday? #tummytuesday
Reposted by Jorgie
hot dudes are nice to retail and restaurant workers. pass it on
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
hot dudes are nice to retail and restaurant workers. pass it on
Went to see this movie with my sister since we're both huge fans of Elizabeth Olsen. The way this movie had me laughing one minute and crying the next was incredible. I concur with every choice that Mother made.
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Went to see this movie with my sister since we're both huge fans of Elizabeth Olsen. The way this movie had me laughing one minute and crying the next was incredible. I concur with every choice that Mother made.
Love that they kept the tradition of creepy, quiet music in Metroid Prime 4! You know things are about to get real when it kicks in.
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Love that they kept the tradition of creepy, quiet music in Metroid Prime 4! You know things are about to get real when it kicks in.
Everyone's over fawning over Ilya and Shane. However, I just watched Episode 3 of Heated Rivalry and I need more Hunter and Kip. 🥺
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Everyone's over fawning over Ilya and Shane. However, I just watched Episode 3 of Heated Rivalry and I need more Hunter and Kip. 🥺
Reposted by Jorgie
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
The art and design team really put their Metrussy into this game! The visuals are so stunning. #metroidprime4
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The art and design team really put their Metrussy into this game! The visuals are so stunning. #metroidprime4
In 2002, my parents asked me what I wanted for Christmas. My response was Metroid Prime. I knew nothing about the game. I only picked it because Samus looked so badass on the cover. Little did I know that it would be the catalyst of my love for the Metroid series.
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
In 2002, my parents asked me what I wanted for Christmas. My response was Metroid Prime. I knew nothing about the game. I only picked it because Samus looked so badass on the cover. Little did I know that it would be the catalyst of my love for the Metroid series.
There was a tub of butter on the counter, so I thought someone had left it out by accident. I go to pick it up and realize my mom used it to make pickled onions.
It's always a roll of the dice with butter containers at home. You never know what you're gonna get.
It's always a roll of the dice with butter containers at home. You never know what you're gonna get.
Ttta Turn The Tub Around GIF
Alt: Someone twirls on a "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" logo.
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
There was a tub of butter on the counter, so I thought someone had left it out by accident. I go to pick it up and realize my mom used it to make pickled onions.
It's always a roll of the dice with butter containers at home. You never know what you're gonna get.
It's always a roll of the dice with butter containers at home. You never know what you're gonna get.
Mayhem was such a huge part of my life this year. Getting to see Lady Gaga sing its songs was the cherry on top.
December 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Mayhem was such a huge part of my life this year. Getting to see Lady Gaga sing its songs was the cherry on top.
My copy of Metroid Prime 4 just shipped. Can't wait to be reunited with my space queen this week!
a purple glowing object in a dark room with a brick wall in the background
Alt: Samus Aran on her motorbike, Vi.O.La.
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My copy of Metroid Prime 4 just shipped. Can't wait to be reunited with my space queen this week!
I echo this sentiment. I put my mini tree in my bedroom each year!
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I echo this sentiment. I put my mini tree in my bedroom each year!
Nina is my inspiration. I also wish to rest all day while looking adorable.
Not pictured: Her sleeping on my lap for about two hours prior to this picture. I watched an entire movie while she slept.
Not pictured: Her sleeping on my lap for about two hours prior to this picture. I watched an entire movie while she slept.
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Nina is my inspiration. I also wish to rest all day while looking adorable.
Not pictured: Her sleeping on my lap for about two hours prior to this picture. I watched an entire movie while she slept.
Not pictured: Her sleeping on my lap for about two hours prior to this picture. I watched an entire movie while she slept.
Just watched "Death Becomes Her" for the first time. Those undead women serve so much cunt.
two women are laughing together with their mouths open and their eyes closed .
Alt: Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep in "Death Becomes Her."
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Just watched "Death Becomes Her" for the first time. Those undead women serve so much cunt.
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread
36. Also, I miss those frames so much.
36. Also, I miss those frames so much.
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread
36. Also, I miss those frames so much.
36. Also, I miss those frames so much.
I'm a proud little slut this week! I stuffed my throat with good food this week, and two hogs on the side!
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I'm a proud little slut this week! I stuffed my throat with good food this week, and two hogs on the side!
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Lady Gaga
Adele
Kali Uchis
Phantogram (x2)
Foals/Silversun Pickups
Lady Gaga
Adele
Kali Uchis
Phantogram (x2)
Foals/Silversun Pickups
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Lady Gaga
Kylie Minogue
Beyoncé
MARINA
Florence + the Machine
I am gay…and…slightly witchy? 😂😂
Lady Gaga
Kylie Minogue
Beyoncé
MARINA
Florence + the Machine
I am gay…and…slightly witchy? 😂😂
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Pulp
Pet Shop Boys
All Saints
Starsailor
Sophie Ellis-Bextor
Pulp
Pet Shop Boys
All Saints
Starsailor
Sophie Ellis-Bextor
November 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Lady Gaga
Adele
Kali Uchis
Phantogram (x2)
Foals/Silversun Pickups
Lady Gaga
Adele
Kali Uchis
Phantogram (x2)
Foals/Silversun Pickups
Had three days off for the holiday and they felt too short! Back at work for today. Do I look cute?
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Had three days off for the holiday and they felt too short! Back at work for today. Do I look cute?
We have family over tonight and they put on a novela. The first scene shows a woman crying in front a church while cutting her own hair (in broad daylight).
Girl, same.
Girl, same.
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
We have family over tonight and they put on a novela. The first scene shows a woman crying in front a church while cutting her own hair (in broad daylight).
Girl, same.
Girl, same.
I feel attacked by this.
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I feel attacked by this.
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Man, that poison was extremely delayed. I had this meal over a week ago.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Man, that poison was extremely delayed. I had this meal over a week ago.
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Man, that poison was extremely delayed. I had this meal over a week ago.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Man, that poison was extremely delayed. I had this meal over a week ago.
Me with the final shot of Episode 5:
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Me with the final shot of Episode 5: