GUGZ
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I tell you the NOOZ 📰
I encourage you in the morning ✨️
Bebé is the wisest lil' girl 🧑🏾🦱
Lola 🐶 is my boss
I encourage you in the morning ✨️
Bebé is the wisest lil' girl 🧑🏾🦱
Lola 🐶 is my boss
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GUGZ
@gugustatu.bsky.social
· Nov 25
#NOOZ - news for the unserious serious global citizen.
Good morning!
Happy first day of school for all South African bundles of joy!
Happy first day of school for all South African bundles of joy!
January 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Good morning!
Happy first day of school for all South African bundles of joy!
Happy first day of school for all South African bundles of joy!
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January 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Welcome to a new slate.
You'll do good
You'll do good
January 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Welcome to a new slate.
You'll do good
You'll do good
The modern bikini was named after the Bikini Atoll,. Not the other way around.
Also, the Bikini Atoll was the site of nuclear explosion tests.
Did its designer hope the Bikini would explode into the market?
If so, he bet on the right horse
Also, the Bikini Atoll was the site of nuclear explosion tests.
Did its designer hope the Bikini would explode into the market?
If so, he bet on the right horse
December 10, 2024 at 8:28 AM
The modern bikini was named after the Bikini Atoll,. Not the other way around.
Also, the Bikini Atoll was the site of nuclear explosion tests.
Did its designer hope the Bikini would explode into the market?
If so, he bet on the right horse
Also, the Bikini Atoll was the site of nuclear explosion tests.
Did its designer hope the Bikini would explode into the market?
If so, he bet on the right horse
A Lola 'good morning' to you.
She's not ready for the paparazzi this morning.
She's not ready for the paparazzi this morning.
November 30, 2024 at 6:36 AM
A Lola 'good morning' to you.
She's not ready for the paparazzi this morning.
She's not ready for the paparazzi this morning.
What are Saturdays for?
November 30, 2024 at 6:32 AM
What are Saturdays for?
Good morning, people of the sky 🩵
It's Friday and we're thankful.
Dolphins have been seen gossiping.
It's Friday and we're thankful.
Dolphins have been seen gossiping.
November 29, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Good morning, people of the sky 🩵
It's Friday and we're thankful.
Dolphins have been seen gossiping.
It's Friday and we're thankful.
Dolphins have been seen gossiping.
I'm Lola 🐶
I can make you do anything for me just by luring you into my eyes.
Give me all your biltong, now!
I can make you do anything for me just by luring you into my eyes.
Give me all your biltong, now!
November 28, 2024 at 5:28 AM
I'm Lola 🐶
I can make you do anything for me just by luring you into my eyes.
Give me all your biltong, now!
I can make you do anything for me just by luring you into my eyes.
Give me all your biltong, now!
Good morning 💖
It's Friday eve!
Yay!
Bebé wishes you the brightest day ✨️
May you be as peaceful as you can be today.
It's Friday eve!
Yay!
Bebé wishes you the brightest day ✨️
May you be as peaceful as you can be today.
November 28, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Good morning 💖
It's Friday eve!
Yay!
Bebé wishes you the brightest day ✨️
May you be as peaceful as you can be today.
It's Friday eve!
Yay!
Bebé wishes you the brightest day ✨️
May you be as peaceful as you can be today.
#NOOZ
Georgia
The people of Georgia are on the streets fighting the outcome of the election.
There are claims of ballot stuffing (sounds delicious), bribery (in upset that a political party had never handed me money to vote for them.)
Georgia
The people of Georgia are on the streets fighting the outcome of the election.
There are claims of ballot stuffing (sounds delicious), bribery (in upset that a political party had never handed me money to vote for them.)
November 25, 2024 at 9:41 AM
#NOOZ
Georgia
The people of Georgia are on the streets fighting the outcome of the election.
There are claims of ballot stuffing (sounds delicious), bribery (in upset that a political party had never handed me money to vote for them.)
Georgia
The people of Georgia are on the streets fighting the outcome of the election.
There are claims of ballot stuffing (sounds delicious), bribery (in upset that a political party had never handed me money to vote for them.)
#NOOZ
Holy Land Wars
Beirut and Tel Aviv are playing hot ping-pong. One firing missiles, back and forth. Israel also hit the Lebanese army by mistake (their aim is always Hezbollah). They have since apologised
Meanwhile, Iran's ✨️Supreme✨️ Leader says that Israeli leaders must be unalived.
Holy Land Wars
Beirut and Tel Aviv are playing hot ping-pong. One firing missiles, back and forth. Israel also hit the Lebanese army by mistake (their aim is always Hezbollah). They have since apologised
Meanwhile, Iran's ✨️Supreme✨️ Leader says that Israeli leaders must be unalived.
November 25, 2024 at 9:41 AM
#NOOZ
Holy Land Wars
Beirut and Tel Aviv are playing hot ping-pong. One firing missiles, back and forth. Israel also hit the Lebanese army by mistake (their aim is always Hezbollah). They have since apologised
Meanwhile, Iran's ✨️Supreme✨️ Leader says that Israeli leaders must be unalived.
Holy Land Wars
Beirut and Tel Aviv are playing hot ping-pong. One firing missiles, back and forth. Israel also hit the Lebanese army by mistake (their aim is always Hezbollah). They have since apologised
Meanwhile, Iran's ✨️Supreme✨️ Leader says that Israeli leaders must be unalived.
It's 6am somewhere, so, good morning 💖
November 25, 2024 at 9:23 AM
It's 6am somewhere, so, good morning 💖
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It’s all in the telling.
November 23, 2024 at 10:09 PM
It’s all in the telling.
It upsets me that the government doesn't send us photos of cats every morning!
What's my tax money doing? 😤
What's my tax money doing? 😤
November 24, 2024 at 5:17 AM
It upsets me that the government doesn't send us photos of cats every morning!
What's my tax money doing? 😤
What's my tax money doing? 😤
It's a Sunday!
Rest. Chill. Show yourself some love. Eat well. Be whatever you cannot be on weekdays.
For example, today I'm going to behave like a beached whale... just lay in one spot. Occasionally switching sides.
I love you.
Rest. Chill. Show yourself some love. Eat well. Be whatever you cannot be on weekdays.
For example, today I'm going to behave like a beached whale... just lay in one spot. Occasionally switching sides.
I love you.
November 24, 2024 at 5:07 AM
It's a Sunday!
Rest. Chill. Show yourself some love. Eat well. Be whatever you cannot be on weekdays.
For example, today I'm going to behave like a beached whale... just lay in one spot. Occasionally switching sides.
I love you.
Rest. Chill. Show yourself some love. Eat well. Be whatever you cannot be on weekdays.
For example, today I'm going to behave like a beached whale... just lay in one spot. Occasionally switching sides.
I love you.
Reposted by GUGZ
Top Tip: If you’re going to have a lot of puppies, always make sure they are stackable
November 20, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Top Tip: If you’re going to have a lot of puppies, always make sure they are stackable
Having a toddler in the house is seeing random, lone shoes in the strangest places, like inside your blankets...
November 21, 2024 at 7:05 AM
Having a toddler in the house is seeing random, lone shoes in the strangest places, like inside your blankets...
#NOOZ
USA allows Ukraine to use weapons from them inside Vlad Put's backyard.
That's an escalation.
Vlo Zel promised to unleash Mentos-Coke sized pent-up anger on Moscow.
Moscow promised to flatten Kyiv.
USA allows Ukraine to use weapons from them inside Vlad Put's backyard.
That's an escalation.
Vlo Zel promised to unleash Mentos-Coke sized pent-up anger on Moscow.
Moscow promised to flatten Kyiv.
November 18, 2024 at 6:31 AM
#NOOZ
USA allows Ukraine to use weapons from them inside Vlad Put's backyard.
That's an escalation.
Vlo Zel promised to unleash Mentos-Coke sized pent-up anger on Moscow.
Moscow promised to flatten Kyiv.
USA allows Ukraine to use weapons from them inside Vlad Put's backyard.
That's an escalation.
Vlo Zel promised to unleash Mentos-Coke sized pent-up anger on Moscow.
Moscow promised to flatten Kyiv.
Good morning; people of the blue skies.
Are you tired?
Don't despair.
If we're all tired, then are we really tired? If that didn't make sense, that's also fine.
Bebé loves you
Are you tired?
Don't despair.
If we're all tired, then are we really tired? If that didn't make sense, that's also fine.
Bebé loves you
November 18, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Good morning; people of the blue skies.
Are you tired?
Don't despair.
If we're all tired, then are we really tired? If that didn't make sense, that's also fine.
Bebé loves you
Are you tired?
Don't despair.
If we're all tired, then are we really tired? If that didn't make sense, that's also fine.
Bebé loves you
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