Remember to sow your onions on the shortest day is what I always tell myself. I once tried to kid Andy H that Towns results were influenced by the Humber tide times

There's a gosub joke in this somewhere Miles

What are works do like these days? My last one was Christmas 1992 when I threw one for Beery Taylor in the Talbot middle bar. He was working for me as a casual labourer whilst your Uncle Mick worked on my newly bought place. We had a right laugh

Waiting for Godot. How does anyone even afford to go on a train nowadays?

Waiting for Godot. How does anyone even afford to go on a train nowadays?

Yeah but you have to factor in the reduced heating bill a naked flame in your living room will produce Pete.

Just going in for seconds

Will send a food porn photo later

Any emoji received makes me gag. I like words, not being a fucking caveman.

My music provider does not calculate this but gives me stats. I like to think I listen to all sorts and I do. But nonetheless I am informed that I am in the top 0.2% of listeners to my favourite act. Which provokes a whole mixture of feelings - some of which are guilt and embarrassment.

Shudder

Did summat fall on his head from a great height then?

Get on it. Same with my other half and she has serious diabetic retinothopy with eye damage owing to having to wait 6 months for a consultant appointment after routine screening flagged it up. damage is done now.