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Matthew Johnson
@gueroranchero.bsky.social
Laying down the law
…he has autism, to which I casually replied “right?…” (like, “we been knowing this for years”) and she continued that the funeral was just too much for him.

I guess the funny part, that the boys and their mom were laughing at, is that this was recent news to his parents.

How unaware can you be?
January 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
…Danny said we sat at the same table last time we were there, and I was baffled. I didn’t recall ever visiting that iHop.

His memory was so clear, he said, because one of my (rotund) aunts (I guess it was just the four of us, he and my two aunts) farted on him as she was getting up from the table.
January 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Thanks! Yeah I’m just getting started here and my feed is mostly inhabited by Mrs. Betty Bowers. She’s very active for what I imagine to be an older, church lady.
January 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
What we s’posd to do with this, “like” it?
January 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM