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Matthew Johnson
@gueroranchero.bsky.social
Laying down the law
I dunno man, this site just seems like a whole lotta railing.

Obviously, there is much to rail against.

But I just wanna share some stories and pics of my kids, dogs, and food I’ve made.

Awkward. I feel like I showed up at the wrong party (a black tie event, at that) wearing a gorilla costume. 😐
January 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Another humorous anecdote from the funeral.

My cousin’s wife, who I hadn’t seen or interacted with in, like, 9 years refused my hug when she got out of the car, stating that she wasn’t feeling well and didn’t want to share her germs.

She then announced that their son wasn’t present, noting that…
January 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Here’s a funny story I will only share on here for now because my family aren’t on here.

Before the funeral Tuesday, after picking up the skateboard, we headed to my aunts’ house since we wouldn’t be able to hang out after.

My mom had to get ready, so we went to iHop… (continued in comments)
January 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Is this platform just about politics? If so, I think I’m doing it wrong.

Yesterday I went to my stepfather’s funeral in San Diego with my boys and their mom.

We also picked up a sweet skateboard and drum set on our way into and out of town.

You win some, you lose some. This was a winner of a day
January 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Flatbread pizza for the pre-apocalypse breakfast win.

I added pizza sauce, pepperoni, mushrooms, artichoke hearts, some fresh mozzarella (ciliegine, 1/3 oz cherry size) and pizza cheese.

At least my tummy feels happy. 🤗
January 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The pack
January 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Let’s start here. September 27, 2024. First day of the new career.
January 20, 2025 at 10:52 AM