"who u texting" girl im checking my email

whenever a woman tells me shes getting a divorce i always say congratulations... f im sorry... girl YOURE FREE!

A rapist, a felon, and a reality star asshole walked into a bar
Bartender: what can I get you Mr President

i have fallen victim to reading politicized tik tok comments and im turning into a raging ball of anger... time to refrain from acknowledging the wildly uneducated and hateful ☠️ anyways heres a quote from jean-paul sartre

New Orleans has contended with hurricanes, heat waves and the occasional ice storm. But snow? Not so much. The city went 15 years without measurable snow until Tuesday morning. nyti.ms/40q7Kzx

back on tumblr praying my friends also blow the dust off their accounts so i can continue sending them things they wont look at 🙏😭

well hi again yall

supreme court rules in favor of alligators in alligators eating people case

up bright and early asked my friend in okinawa what shes doing for nye... oh its tomorrow there ☠️

going feral wanting some of that wax candy that i know will be repulsive 😭

christmas candy

the day before thanksgiving should be a paid holiday too... matter of fact include black friday