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Guardian's £1.3billion 💰
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We’re not owned by a billionaire. We ARE a billionaire! Thanks to me - £1.3 BILLION and counting 🍾💰

I am the Guardian's billion-plus trust fund. I'm growing every day. 🤑 Pleased to meet you!

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Shhhh… don’t tell anyone but we DO have a billionaire proprietor. Me and the Scott Trust!

In the meantime… FEEL GUILTY AND GIVE ME YOUR MONEY

I thank you 👍🤑
December 7, 2024 at 8:23 PM
This is what you’re up against…

A media ecosystem dominated by a handful of ME!

😂😂🤑🤑💰💰
December 7, 2024 at 7:23 AM
G’morning folks! (Just woken up from the strangest dream where I was arguing about the growth imperative with Thomas Picketty. 🤣)

Anyway, says here the rich and powerful are ‘getting away’ with stuff. But being rich and powerful is THE BEST. I should know!

Go late-stage capitalism!! 💪🔥💰
November 25, 2024 at 7:55 AM
We’re not owned by a billionaire. We ARE a billionaire! Thanks to me - £1.3 BILLION and counting 🍾💰
November 22, 2024 at 8:47 AM
Greetings from moneybags towers! Did you know we pay our three most senior people salaries of over £500k EACH? Yum lovely money. 💰💰💰
November 21, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Morning! Last month the Guardian's US editor raised almost $2m in the space of a weekend ahead of the Trump election... pressgazette.co.uk/north-americ...

BUT did you know that the Guardian has a trust fund - held by a private company - that is currently worth just under £1.3bn? Woohoo! Loaded! 💰💰💰
November 21, 2024 at 8:31 AM