Guardian's £1.3billion 💰
@guardiantrustfund.bsky.social
We’re not owned by a billionaire. We ARE a billionaire! Thanks to me - £1.3 BILLION and counting 🍾💰
I am the Guardian's billion-plus trust fund. I'm growing every day. 🤑 Pleased to meet you!
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I am the Guardian's billion-plus trust fund. I'm growing every day. 🤑 Pleased to meet you!
(parody,obv)
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We’re not owned by a billionaire. We ARE a billionaire! Thanks to me - £1.3 BILLION and counting 🍾💰
November 22, 2024 at 8:47 AM
We’re not owned by a billionaire. We ARE a billionaire! Thanks to me - £1.3 BILLION and counting 🍾💰
Forget me (the Guardian’s £1.3bn nest egg) - just hand over your money!
Do it or you can’t read this article!
Do it or you can’t read this article!
March 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Forget me (the Guardian’s £1.3bn nest egg) - just hand over your money!
Do it or you can’t read this article!
Do it or you can’t read this article!
We don’t want to spend me so please cough up some cash so we can resist authoritarianism something something Trump something
March 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
We don’t want to spend me so please cough up some cash so we can resist authoritarianism something something Trump something
Did you know the Guardian has £1.3bn (me) tucked away? But we don’t want to spend it so PLEASE give us your money won’t you?
February 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Did you know the Guardian has £1.3bn (me) tucked away? But we don’t want to spend it so PLEASE give us your money won’t you?
Yum yum yum yum. Money money money money. I am making £shitloads in interest rn 💪🤑.
February 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Yum yum yum yum. Money money money money. I am making £shitloads in interest rn 💪🤑.
Happy back to work all!
(No self respecting billionaire goes back first week of Jan)
May your 2025 at the office be filled with asset stripping, capital investing, labour exploitation and lots of lovely profit.
🤑
(No self respecting billionaire goes back first week of Jan)
May your 2025 at the office be filled with asset stripping, capital investing, labour exploitation and lots of lovely profit.
🤑
January 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Happy back to work all!
(No self respecting billionaire goes back first week of Jan)
May your 2025 at the office be filled with asset stripping, capital investing, labour exploitation and lots of lovely profit.
🤑
(No self respecting billionaire goes back first week of Jan)
May your 2025 at the office be filled with asset stripping, capital investing, labour exploitation and lots of lovely profit.
🤑
Remembering at Christmas time all those strivers with less than £1bn in the bank…
Unlucky, losers!!!
And remember - capital is all that matters. 💪
Here ends my Christmas message
🎄💰👍
Unlucky, losers!!!
And remember - capital is all that matters. 💪
Here ends my Christmas message
🎄💰👍
December 24, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Remembering at Christmas time all those strivers with less than £1bn in the bank…
Unlucky, losers!!!
And remember - capital is all that matters. 💪
Here ends my Christmas message
🎄💰👍
Unlucky, losers!!!
And remember - capital is all that matters. 💪
Here ends my Christmas message
🎄💰👍
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Important message follows….
We’re not owned by a billionaire. We ARE a billionaire! Thanks to me - £1.3 BILLION and counting 🍾💰
December 10, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Important message follows….
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This is what you’re up against…
A media ecosystem dominated by a handful of ME!
😂😂🤑🤑💰💰
A media ecosystem dominated by a handful of ME!
😂😂🤑🤑💰💰
December 7, 2024 at 7:23 AM
This is what you’re up against…
A media ecosystem dominated by a handful of ME!
😂😂🤑🤑💰💰
A media ecosystem dominated by a handful of ME!
😂😂🤑🤑💰💰
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Shhhh… don’t tell anyone but we DO have a billionaire proprietor. Me and the Scott Trust!
In the meantime… FEEL GUILTY AND GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
I thank you 👍🤑
In the meantime… FEEL GUILTY AND GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
I thank you 👍🤑
December 7, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Shhhh… don’t tell anyone but we DO have a billionaire proprietor. Me and the Scott Trust!
In the meantime… FEEL GUILTY AND GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
I thank you 👍🤑
In the meantime… FEEL GUILTY AND GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
I thank you 👍🤑
Important message follows….
We’re not owned by a billionaire. We ARE a billionaire! Thanks to me - £1.3 BILLION and counting 🍾💰
December 10, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Important message follows….
Shhhh… don’t tell anyone but we DO have a billionaire proprietor. Me and the Scott Trust!
In the meantime… FEEL GUILTY AND GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
I thank you 👍🤑
In the meantime… FEEL GUILTY AND GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
I thank you 👍🤑
December 7, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Shhhh… don’t tell anyone but we DO have a billionaire proprietor. Me and the Scott Trust!
In the meantime… FEEL GUILTY AND GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
I thank you 👍🤑
In the meantime… FEEL GUILTY AND GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
I thank you 👍🤑
This is what you’re up against…
A media ecosystem dominated by a handful of ME!
😂😂🤑🤑💰💰
A media ecosystem dominated by a handful of ME!
😂😂🤑🤑💰💰
December 7, 2024 at 7:23 AM
This is what you’re up against…
A media ecosystem dominated by a handful of ME!
😂😂🤑🤑💰💰
A media ecosystem dominated by a handful of ME!
😂😂🤑🤑💰💰
Money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money
December 7, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money
Put a sock in it, proles! You know your problem?
You don’t know anything about growing wealth.
And THAT as you should know by now is the purpose of me and my keepers.
pressgazette.co.uk/news/guardia...
You don’t know anything about growing wealth.
And THAT as you should know by now is the purpose of me and my keepers.
pressgazette.co.uk/news/guardia...
On the picket line at Guardian: 'Observer, Observer, James Harding don't deserve her!'
Guardian strike: In depth pictures and reports from Guardian HQ has staff stage first strike at title in more than 50 years.
pressgazette.co.uk
December 5, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Put a sock in it, proles! You know your problem?
You don’t know anything about growing wealth.
And THAT as you should know by now is the purpose of me and my keepers.
pressgazette.co.uk/news/guardia...
You don’t know anything about growing wealth.
And THAT as you should know by now is the purpose of me and my keepers.
pressgazette.co.uk/news/guardia...
Oh piss off peasants
Today Guardian and Observer journalists are on strike. Why?
GMG insists the Guardian is not for sale… but wants to offload the Observer onto a digital start up that has yet to post a profit and lost £16m between 2018 & 2022. GMG has a trust fund of £1.3bn - why won’t it invest?
GMG insists the Guardian is not for sale… but wants to offload the Observer onto a digital start up that has yet to post a profit and lost £16m between 2018 & 2022. GMG has a trust fund of £1.3bn - why won’t it invest?
December 4, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Oh piss off peasants
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Greetings from moneybags towers! Did you know we pay our three most senior people salaries of over £500k EACH? Yum lovely money. 💰💰💰
November 21, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Greetings from moneybags towers! Did you know we pay our three most senior people salaries of over £500k EACH? Yum lovely money. 💰💰💰
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Oh god the minions are on strike tomorrow
Apparently it’s about my keepers ditching the Observer. Well, revolting losers, you’re not getting your hands on any of ME for your journalism. No sirree! Peasants! 😝🤑💰
(Although happy to chuck a few mill to get a load of pesky journalists off my books. 💪)
Apparently it’s about my keepers ditching the Observer. Well, revolting losers, you’re not getting your hands on any of ME for your journalism. No sirree! Peasants! 😝🤑💰
(Although happy to chuck a few mill to get a load of pesky journalists off my books. 💪)
Guardian and Observer journalists to strike over sale of the Observer
Guardian and Observer journalists to strike over sale of the Observer
Union says sale of Sunday paper to Tortoise would be a ‘betrayal of the Scott Trust’s commitment to the Observer’
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2024 at 10:02 AM
Oh god the minions are on strike tomorrow
Apparently it’s about my keepers ditching the Observer. Well, revolting losers, you’re not getting your hands on any of ME for your journalism. No sirree! Peasants! 😝🤑💰
(Although happy to chuck a few mill to get a load of pesky journalists off my books. 💪)
Apparently it’s about my keepers ditching the Observer. Well, revolting losers, you’re not getting your hands on any of ME for your journalism. No sirree! Peasants! 😝🤑💰
(Although happy to chuck a few mill to get a load of pesky journalists off my books. 💪)
Oh god the minions are on strike tomorrow
Apparently it’s about my keepers ditching the Observer. Well, revolting losers, you’re not getting your hands on any of ME for your journalism. No sirree! Peasants! 😝🤑💰
(Although happy to chuck a few mill to get a load of pesky journalists off my books. 💪)
Apparently it’s about my keepers ditching the Observer. Well, revolting losers, you’re not getting your hands on any of ME for your journalism. No sirree! Peasants! 😝🤑💰
(Although happy to chuck a few mill to get a load of pesky journalists off my books. 💪)
Guardian and Observer journalists to strike over sale of the Observer
Guardian and Observer journalists to strike over sale of the Observer
Union says sale of Sunday paper to Tortoise would be a ‘betrayal of the Scott Trust’s commitment to the Observer’
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2024 at 10:02 AM
Oh god the minions are on strike tomorrow
Apparently it’s about my keepers ditching the Observer. Well, revolting losers, you’re not getting your hands on any of ME for your journalism. No sirree! Peasants! 😝🤑💰
(Although happy to chuck a few mill to get a load of pesky journalists off my books. 💪)
Apparently it’s about my keepers ditching the Observer. Well, revolting losers, you’re not getting your hands on any of ME for your journalism. No sirree! Peasants! 😝🤑💰
(Although happy to chuck a few mill to get a load of pesky journalists off my books. 💪)
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How much money are YOU going to make today?
If my fund managers don’t screw up and I match inflation I should make…
*£83,000* by midnight!
Read it and weep losers!
🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂
If my fund managers don’t screw up and I match inflation I should make…
*£83,000* by midnight!
Read it and weep losers!
🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂
November 29, 2024 at 8:26 AM
How much money are YOU going to make today?
If my fund managers don’t screw up and I match inflation I should make…
*£83,000* by midnight!
Read it and weep losers!
🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂
If my fund managers don’t screw up and I match inflation I should make…
*£83,000* by midnight!
Read it and weep losers!
🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂
How much money are YOU going to make today?
If my fund managers don’t screw up and I match inflation I should make…
*£83,000* by midnight!
Read it and weep losers!
🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂
If my fund managers don’t screw up and I match inflation I should make…
*£83,000* by midnight!
Read it and weep losers!
🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂
November 29, 2024 at 8:26 AM
How much money are YOU going to make today?
If my fund managers don’t screw up and I match inflation I should make…
*£83,000* by midnight!
Read it and weep losers!
🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂
If my fund managers don’t screw up and I match inflation I should make…
*£83,000* by midnight!
Read it and weep losers!
🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂
G’morning folks! (Just woken up from the strangest dream where I was arguing about the growth imperative with Thomas Picketty. 🤣)
Anyway, says here the rich and powerful are ‘getting away’ with stuff. But being rich and powerful is THE BEST. I should know!
Go late-stage capitalism!! 💪🔥💰
Anyway, says here the rich and powerful are ‘getting away’ with stuff. But being rich and powerful is THE BEST. I should know!
Go late-stage capitalism!! 💪🔥💰
November 25, 2024 at 7:55 AM
G’morning folks! (Just woken up from the strangest dream where I was arguing about the growth imperative with Thomas Picketty. 🤣)
Anyway, says here the rich and powerful are ‘getting away’ with stuff. But being rich and powerful is THE BEST. I should know!
Go late-stage capitalism!! 💪🔥💰
Anyway, says here the rich and powerful are ‘getting away’ with stuff. But being rich and powerful is THE BEST. I should know!
Go late-stage capitalism!! 💪🔥💰
Morning! Any other billion-plus trust funds out there? I’m keen to connect with like-minded piles of wonga. ❤️💸
About me:
£1.3bn investment fund owned by the Guardian.
Fat stash.
Expanding.
@alphaville.ft.com
@robertshrimsley.bsky.social
@faisalislam.bsky.social
@nabiha.bsky.social
About me:
£1.3bn investment fund owned by the Guardian.
Fat stash.
Expanding.
@alphaville.ft.com
@robertshrimsley.bsky.social
@faisalislam.bsky.social
@nabiha.bsky.social
November 23, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Morning! Any other billion-plus trust funds out there? I’m keen to connect with like-minded piles of wonga. ❤️💸
About me:
£1.3bn investment fund owned by the Guardian.
Fat stash.
Expanding.
@alphaville.ft.com
@robertshrimsley.bsky.social
@faisalislam.bsky.social
@nabiha.bsky.social
About me:
£1.3bn investment fund owned by the Guardian.
Fat stash.
Expanding.
@alphaville.ft.com
@robertshrimsley.bsky.social
@faisalislam.bsky.social
@nabiha.bsky.social
Morning @theguardian.com! It’s your bags of money here. I can report I am doing well.. fattening up nicely.
The CEO and ed-in-chief mega-salaries are safe.
Phew!
Money money money money money money money money money
The CEO and ed-in-chief mega-salaries are safe.
Phew!
Money money money money money money money money money
November 22, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Morning @theguardian.com! It’s your bags of money here. I can report I am doing well.. fattening up nicely.
The CEO and ed-in-chief mega-salaries are safe.
Phew!
Money money money money money money money money money
The CEO and ed-in-chief mega-salaries are safe.
Phew!
Money money money money money money money money money
We’re not owned by a billionaire. We ARE a billionaire! Thanks to me - £1.3 BILLION and counting 🍾💰
November 22, 2024 at 8:47 AM
We’re not owned by a billionaire. We ARE a billionaire! Thanks to me - £1.3 BILLION and counting 🍾💰