Graeme Strachan
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Graeme Strachan
@gstrachan.bsky.social
Writer | he/him (available for hire)
BAFTA Member
prev: Writer - Simure Vikings for Bigpoint/Yoozoo Games
https://linktr.ee/reviewist
Tall, Scottish, friendly, occasionally handsome (not actually an Alpaca)
June 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I’m going to need a good version of this screenshot for keeping.
May 10, 2025 at 10:44 AM
So, I asked it to redraw it exactly with the woman holding the cat's tail, and this is where it gets WILD.
Literally i said this "Can you redraw but ensure the woman is still hanging onto the cat's tail, otherwise this is perfect"

And this is what it spat out. You'll want to open this to see it.
May 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
So it did, and of course... in doing so, redrew the image because it can't replicate exactly because... it's AI and that's not how it works because IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE PEOPLE WANT IT TO.

In doing so, the women no longer was holding the tail, but otherwise, this was pretty impressive parody.
May 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
So I asked for a different variation of Trump. (forgetting that it didn't like using Trump) But this time holding a cat up with a woman hanging onto it.

(You can see where this is going, I have no doubt, because you're not as dumb as Chat GPT)
And this is what I got...
May 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I built a thing.
Success!
April 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Oh this is kind of embarrassing. The film looks LOVELY (makes sense, it’s a Kurzel movie lensed by Arkapaw) the sets, costumes and even the fx are all gorgeous.

But the script is just….
April 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Oh sunshine. How I’ve missed thee.
April 7, 2025 at 8:35 AM
How sad, Richard Chamberlain has died.
Legend.
Now I have to go watch The Slipper and the Rose.
March 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Pink Mushroom club…. La la la la la… I grew pink mushrooms up…
March 30, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Ok, I appreciate the whole “clear up dogshit” principle but… this isn’t much better in my mind.

It’s better than the bags hanging from trees but there must be a better system.
March 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Hi, Graeme here.
Writer with 20 years experience. Previously the writer at Yoozoo/Bigpoint on Simure Vikings.
Currently looking for next Game Writing gig (hit me up!)
Loving game dev (Not at #GDC, sadly)

#WhataGameDevLooksLike
(p.s. this is a good album by my favourite band)
March 19, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I was reminded today in an email that it's been about 12 years since I got blind drunk and had myself ordained as a Reverend off some free site on the internet.

I am available for weddings, baptisms, funerals & exorcisms, so long as you want a complete idiot who has no idea what he's talking about.
February 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Easily one of the most disgusting beers I’ve ever drunk, and I’ve been to a lot of beer festivals in my puff.

Jesus, brewdog, what did Xmas ever do to you?
February 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Heh, there’s a wee fun (deliberate) goof I spotted.
In one shot there’s a phone number on a piece of paper, in the next close-up they’ve digitally erased it.
January 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ok wow, this film did what seems like the impossible, it made the absolutely gorgeous Hayley Squires look kind of… ugly.
January 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It seems reviews on the series are… mixed.
January 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM