Grunkle Derek
@grunklederek.bsky.social
#1 Mr. Pibb fan. VCR repair enthusiast. I have bestowed upon myself the power to give restaurants a Michelin Star if their chicken tenders & ranch are A+. If you don’t support equality for everyone, just keep scrolling.
And a push for Dennis
June 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
And a push for Dennis
I know the graph only shows green and yellow, but I wish they’d take the average lap time up to the red flag and then give a little red bar in the little graph for how many laps they *could* have run in the time the red flag took. I just like the fun colors on the lines. I think that’d be neat.
June 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I know the graph only shows green and yellow, but I wish they’d take the average lap time up to the red flag and then give a little red bar in the little graph for how many laps they *could* have run in the time the red flag took. I just like the fun colors on the lines. I think that’d be neat.
Every fucking weekend
May 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Every fucking weekend
This is exactly how I react when I’m out of town and find a store that carries Pibb Xtra.
May 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This is exactly how I react when I’m out of town and find a store that carries Pibb Xtra.
Penske I’m begging you to give Cindric more and better merch. Let me get a standard crown New Era snapback. Doesn’t gotta be anything crazy. Just the 2 and his signature on the side. Please.
April 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Penske I’m begging you to give Cindric more and better merch. Let me get a standard crown New Era snapback. Doesn’t gotta be anything crazy. Just the 2 and his signature on the side. Please.
The beef barley soup at this tiny deli by my grandparents’ old house. Used to go there once every week for lunch, buy a quart of it, and sit at one of the “it seats two but it’s gonna be tight” booths” reading a book or working on my laptop. Just want her back.
April 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The beef barley soup at this tiny deli by my grandparents’ old house. Used to go there once every week for lunch, buy a quart of it, and sit at one of the “it seats two but it’s gonna be tight” booths” reading a book or working on my laptop. Just want her back.
If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery
April 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery
First pressing Dag Nasty and scratch made French dips, not a bad Sunday.
April 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
First pressing Dag Nasty and scratch made French dips, not a bad Sunday.
At last, it has arrived. The Japan market "for Tourist export" Sony BMC-100 Betamovie. Absolutely mint aside from the poor sticker application by the original owner. Complete in box, foam on the microphone is still supple and not crumbling, all the articulations are crisp and snappy.
April 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
At last, it has arrived. The Japan market "for Tourist export" Sony BMC-100 Betamovie. Absolutely mint aside from the poor sticker application by the original owner. Complete in box, foam on the microphone is still supple and not crumbling, all the articulations are crisp and snappy.
The Cheat is pro vaccine choice but personally doesn’t believe in it.
March 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The Cheat is pro vaccine choice but personally doesn’t believe in it.
POV: Me driving to pick up Dominos and the Joint Chiefs of Staff found out I ordered ham and pineapple.
March 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
POV: Me driving to pick up Dominos and the Joint Chiefs of Staff found out I ordered ham and pineapple.
Thanks to the introduction of the BradPhone, we’re now getting NASCAR adjacent trash receptacles all over Metro Detroit.
March 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Thanks to the introduction of the BradPhone, we’re now getting NASCAR adjacent trash receptacles all over Metro Detroit.
Oh my god it’s happening
March 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Oh my god it’s happening
He's gotta keep up with demand somehow.
March 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
He's gotta keep up with demand somehow.
If you see this, post an image you saved cause it made you laugh
March 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
If you see this, post an image you saved cause it made you laugh
The BradPhone has arrived. @randall.gobirds.online has a great unboxing post, I will be doing an in-depth review once I've had a chance to use it for a few days. NASCAR sponsors, give us more esoteric, silly crap like this and I will eat it up like a Sanders bumpy cake.
March 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The BradPhone has arrived. @randall.gobirds.online has a great unboxing post, I will be doing an in-depth review once I've had a chance to use it for a few days. NASCAR sponsors, give us more esoteric, silly crap like this and I will eat it up like a Sanders bumpy cake.
Great night at the Pizzarena, Blue Jackets got it done and they got a beauty on the empty net.
February 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Great night at the Pizzarena, Blue Jackets got it done and they got a beauty on the empty net.
Update: I have acquired the BradPhone. Will report back upon arrival.
February 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Update: I have acquired the BradPhone. Will report back upon arrival.