Grunkle Derek
@grunklederek.bsky.social
#1 Mr. Pibb fan. VCR repair enthusiast. I have bestowed upon myself the power to give restaurants a Michelin Star if their chicken tenders & ranch are A+. If you don’t support equality for everyone, just keep scrolling.
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Grunkle Derek
@grunklederek.bsky.social
· Mar 16
The endoscope I ordered from Temu arrived today so I'm gonna stick it up my ass and see if I can find all the gum I swallowed as a kid.
Apologies in advance, I charged the BradPhone last night. Didn’t realize that’s what it was gonna take
August 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Apologies in advance, I charged the BradPhone last night. Didn’t realize that’s what it was gonna take
Everybody is showing him love right now and I'm getting just a little misty.
July 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Everybody is showing him love right now and I'm getting just a little misty.
Hoooooly shit let's fucking GO
July 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hoooooly shit let's fucking GO
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Denny said see you hoes in COURT
July 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Denny said see you hoes in COURT
Of course the race was too “uneventful” so now we’re gonna get fifteen overtime restarts.
July 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Of course the race was too “uneventful” so now we’re gonna get fifteen overtime restarts.
Popping in to repost this.
“They call him Wrecky Spin-twice” 500 call will be getting mileage until he hangs it up.
June 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Popping in to repost this.
Reflecting upon the race today, I said it before and I’ll say it again: Michigan is the most underrated track on the NASCAR schedule.
June 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Reflecting upon the race today, I said it before and I’ll say it again: Michigan is the most underrated track on the NASCAR schedule.
So happy for Denny. Great race. A+.
June 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
So happy for Denny. Great race. A+.
And a push for Dennis
June 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
And a push for Dennis
I’M BEGGING YOU JAMES DENNIS HAMLIN SAVE THE DAY
June 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I’M BEGGING YOU JAMES DENNIS HAMLIN SAVE THE DAY
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The cars making my belly go *brmmmmmm* is why I’m here.
June 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The cars making my belly go *brmmmmmm* is why I’m here.
On the way to MIS, if ya see me say hi, I’m wearing a Cindric shirt and a NASCAR hat because the Penske hat game is not for those of us with larger craniums.
June 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
On the way to MIS, if ya see me say hi, I’m wearing a Cindric shirt and a NASCAR hat because the Penske hat game is not for those of us with larger craniums.
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WELCOME TO THE CRAFTSMAN TRUCK SERIES ON FOX BABY
June 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
WELCOME TO THE CRAFTSMAN TRUCK SERIES ON FOX BABY
I know the graph only shows green and yellow, but I wish they’d take the average lap time up to the red flag and then give a little red bar in the little graph for how many laps they *could* have run in the time the red flag took. I just like the fun colors on the lines. I think that’d be neat.
June 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I know the graph only shows green and yellow, but I wish they’d take the average lap time up to the red flag and then give a little red bar in the little graph for how many laps they *could* have run in the time the red flag took. I just like the fun colors on the lines. I think that’d be neat.
Wall damage was so bad they had time to fly someone up from Daytona to help.
June 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Wall damage was so bad they had time to fly someone up from Daytona to help.
Scientists say it is significantly more accurate than any atomic clock in regards to it's regularity
Stenhouse c’mon. Do your thing. Give us a caution.
June 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Scientists say it is significantly more accurate than any atomic clock in regards to it's regularity
Carl Edwards and Corey LaJoie have surprisingly good chemistry on screen and I would like to see them kiss.
May 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Carl Edwards and Corey LaJoie have surprisingly good chemistry on screen and I would like to see them kiss.
Every fucking weekend
May 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Every fucking weekend
"Credit One Bank Ones to Watch" choosing the National Debt Relief car is A+ brand synergy.
May 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"Credit One Bank Ones to Watch" choosing the National Debt Relief car is A+ brand synergy.
Been off all socials for a bit, got back into skateboarding and that’s been consuming most of my free time. Coming back for da race. Hope y’all have been well and I love you very much.
May 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Been off all socials for a bit, got back into skateboarding and that’s been consuming most of my free time. Coming back for da race. Hope y’all have been well and I love you very much.
If we're gonna keep plopping planes in the ocean, how about letting me take a crack at flying one of 'em first? I've got over 70 hours in Ace Combat.
May 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
If we're gonna keep plopping planes in the ocean, how about letting me take a crack at flying one of 'em first? I've got over 70 hours in Ace Combat.
Quoth the Raven, "Fuck you Joey Logano"
May 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Quoth the Raven, "Fuck you Joey Logano"