PAX: Why can't you just tell me where we are?
Me: I believe I had.
PAX: Ugh. Nevermind. 🙄
Me: 🤷🤷

Continuing on...

Me: Does it repel children?
Lady: Um... I... don't... know. 👀
Me: Well, test that for child-repellant efficacy and get back to me.

Grumpy's note: everything is full of "chemicals". Water, for example, is a chemical. Vitamin C is ascorbic acid.
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And none of this is surprising. The very core of maga is corruption.

Shrinkage Factor: 10

FA: Huh??
Me: Are you grocery shopping?
FA: Huh??
Me: Grocery. Shopping.
FA: What is "grocery?"
Me: You've never been to a fucking grocery store before? Where the hell do you get food?
FA: Oh!
Me: Yeah. Here's your key. 🙄 Bye. Don't be late for the van.
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