Grumpy Stew
@grumpystew.bsky.social
Buckle up, kids. It's gonna be a Grumpy ride!
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From the Grumpy Stew Files:
PAX: [Pointing to the lav] Is this the restroom?
Me: No, that's just where we go to cry.
PAX: [Pointing to the lav] Is this the restroom?
Me: No, that's just where we go to cry.
April 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
From the Grumpy Stew Files:
PAX: [Pointing to the lav] Is this the restroom?
Me: No, that's just where we go to cry.
PAX: [Pointing to the lav] Is this the restroom?
Me: No, that's just where we go to cry.
From the Grumpy Stew Files:
Me: Care for beverage?
PAX: Can I have some coffee?
Me: Sure. How do you take it?
PAX: What kind of milk do you have?
Me: The kind that comes from a cow.
Me: Care for beverage?
PAX: Can I have some coffee?
Me: Sure. How do you take it?
PAX: What kind of milk do you have?
Me: The kind that comes from a cow.
March 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
From the Grumpy Stew Files:
Me: Care for beverage?
PAX: Can I have some coffee?
Me: Sure. How do you take it?
PAX: What kind of milk do you have?
Me: The kind that comes from a cow.
Me: Care for beverage?
PAX: Can I have some coffee?
Me: Sure. How do you take it?
PAX: What kind of milk do you have?
Me: The kind that comes from a cow.
From the Grumpy Stew Files:
PAX: Where are we right now?
Me: In a plane. 🤷
PAX: No, but like, where are we?
Me: Oh. Looks like we're around row 34.
PAX: You don't have to be a smartass.
Me: You asked a question and I gave you an answer.
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PAX: Where are we right now?
Me: In a plane. 🤷
PAX: No, but like, where are we?
Me: Oh. Looks like we're around row 34.
PAX: You don't have to be a smartass.
Me: You asked a question and I gave you an answer.
1/2
March 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
From the Grumpy Stew Files:
PAX: Where are we right now?
Me: In a plane. 🤷
PAX: No, but like, where are we?
Me: Oh. Looks like we're around row 34.
PAX: You don't have to be a smartass.
Me: You asked a question and I gave you an answer.
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PAX: Where are we right now?
Me: In a plane. 🤷
PAX: No, but like, where are we?
Me: Oh. Looks like we're around row 34.
PAX: You don't have to be a smartass.
Me: You asked a question and I gave you an answer.
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From the Grumpy Stew Files:
[At the supermarket and taking advantage of the free samples]
Me: ...and what's this?
Lady: It's tumeric, lemon, ginger, lots of vitamin C. It helps boost energy, the immune system, and it's better than Airborne—which is just full of chemicals.
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[At the supermarket and taking advantage of the free samples]
Me: ...and what's this?
Lady: It's tumeric, lemon, ginger, lots of vitamin C. It helps boost energy, the immune system, and it's better than Airborne—which is just full of chemicals.
1/3
January 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
From the Grumpy Stew Files:
[At the supermarket and taking advantage of the free samples]
Me: ...and what's this?
Lady: It's tumeric, lemon, ginger, lots of vitamin C. It helps boost energy, the immune system, and it's better than Airborne—which is just full of chemicals.
1/3
[At the supermarket and taking advantage of the free samples]
Me: ...and what's this?
Lady: It's tumeric, lemon, ginger, lots of vitamin C. It helps boost energy, the immune system, and it's better than Airborne—which is just full of chemicals.
1/3
From the Grumpy Stew Files:
Waiter: ...and do you have any allergies I should be aware of?
Me: Yeah, children. Keep them away from me.
Waiter: Okayyyyyy...
Waiter: ...and do you have any allergies I should be aware of?
Me: Yeah, children. Keep them away from me.
Waiter: Okayyyyyy...
January 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
From the Grumpy Stew Files:
Waiter: ...and do you have any allergies I should be aware of?
Me: Yeah, children. Keep them away from me.
Waiter: Okayyyyyy...
Waiter: ...and do you have any allergies I should be aware of?
Me: Yeah, children. Keep them away from me.
Waiter: Okayyyyyy...
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January 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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What is Grumpy up to?
Sorry if I'm not posting enough across the Grumpy Stew social media network.
Between flying a full schedule, I'm in the middle of writing two books, still doing voiceover, and I'm launching muskhater.com in a few days.
Side hustles are becoming a major preoccupation.
Sorry if I'm not posting enough across the Grumpy Stew social media network.
Between flying a full schedule, I'm in the middle of writing two books, still doing voiceover, and I'm launching muskhater.com in a few days.
Side hustles are becoming a major preoccupation.
December 31, 2024 at 4:23 PM
What is Grumpy up to?
Sorry if I'm not posting enough across the Grumpy Stew social media network.
Between flying a full schedule, I'm in the middle of writing two books, still doing voiceover, and I'm launching muskhater.com in a few days.
Side hustles are becoming a major preoccupation.
Sorry if I'm not posting enough across the Grumpy Stew social media network.
Between flying a full schedule, I'm in the middle of writing two books, still doing voiceover, and I'm launching muskhater.com in a few days.
Side hustles are becoming a major preoccupation.
It's that time of year... Ugh
December 31, 2024 at 2:43 PM
It's that time of year... Ugh
I've been neglecting BlueSky—sorry!
December 31, 2024 at 2:40 PM
I've been neglecting BlueSky—sorry!
I have two great uncles on my dad's side that I'm aware of. One was at Pearl Harbor during the attack. The other fought the fascists in Europe.
I'm a veteran myself, and I took an oath to support and defend the Constitution.
So take a wild fucking guess where my loyalty lies.
I'm a veteran myself, and I took an oath to support and defend the Constitution.
So take a wild fucking guess where my loyalty lies.
December 7, 2024 at 6:10 PM
I have two great uncles on my dad's side that I'm aware of. One was at Pearl Harbor during the attack. The other fought the fascists in Europe.
I'm a veteran myself, and I took an oath to support and defend the Constitution.
So take a wild fucking guess where my loyalty lies.
I'm a veteran myself, and I took an oath to support and defend the Constitution.
So take a wild fucking guess where my loyalty lies.
Working while packages arrive?
Google Nest doorbell sends motion alerts and you can talk to visitors.
I can see when packages are delivered and picked up.
I also got to see some juicy neighbor drama.
See how it works: www.amazon.com/dp/B0B1W8WTJ...
Google Nest doorbell sends motion alerts and you can talk to visitors.
I can see when packages are delivered and picked up.
I also got to see some juicy neighbor drama.
See how it works: www.amazon.com/dp/B0B1W8WTJ...
Amazon.com: Google Nest Doorbell (Wired) - Formerly Nest Hello - Video Doorbell with 24/7 Streaming - Smart Doorbell Camera for Home with HDR Video, HD Talk and Listen, Night Vision, and Person Alerts...
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December 7, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Working while packages arrive?
Google Nest doorbell sends motion alerts and you can talk to visitors.
I can see when packages are delivered and picked up.
I also got to see some juicy neighbor drama.
See how it works: www.amazon.com/dp/B0B1W8WTJ...
Google Nest doorbell sends motion alerts and you can talk to visitors.
I can see when packages are delivered and picked up.
I also got to see some juicy neighbor drama.
See how it works: www.amazon.com/dp/B0B1W8WTJ...
We're always on the go but we also want to keep an eye on things at home. That's why I got the Arlo wireless security cameras. It's also how I found out my neighbor was letting her dog shit by my patio.
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December 6, 2024 at 1:46 AM
We're always on the go but we also want to keep an eye on things at home. That's why I got the Arlo wireless security cameras. It's also how I found out my neighbor was letting her dog shit by my patio.
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From the Grumpy Stew Files:
Me: Care for a beverage?
PAX: Ok, so...
Me: Oh, Lord Jetway Jesus. It's never a good sign when they start with an, "ok, so..."
PAX: haha
Me: Ok, so...
PAX: haha Just a cup of ice and a cup of coffee, black.
Me: Whew! I was scared for no reason.
Me: Care for a beverage?
PAX: Ok, so...
Me: Oh, Lord Jetway Jesus. It's never a good sign when they start with an, "ok, so..."
PAX: haha
Me: Ok, so...
PAX: haha Just a cup of ice and a cup of coffee, black.
Me: Whew! I was scared for no reason.
December 2, 2024 at 2:43 PM
From the Grumpy Stew Files:
Me: Care for a beverage?
PAX: Ok, so...
Me: Oh, Lord Jetway Jesus. It's never a good sign when they start with an, "ok, so..."
PAX: haha
Me: Ok, so...
PAX: haha Just a cup of ice and a cup of coffee, black.
Me: Whew! I was scared for no reason.
Me: Care for a beverage?
PAX: Ok, so...
Me: Oh, Lord Jetway Jesus. It's never a good sign when they start with an, "ok, so..."
PAX: haha
Me: Ok, so...
PAX: haha Just a cup of ice and a cup of coffee, black.
Me: Whew! I was scared for no reason.
This is what's wrong with the US news media: Just a passing mention of Texas schools being financially incentivized to use the Bible in school curriculum. No mention as to why that's absolutely fucked up.
November 25, 2024 at 1:55 PM
This is what's wrong with the US news media: Just a passing mention of Texas schools being financially incentivized to use the Bible in school curriculum. No mention as to why that's absolutely fucked up.
From the Grumpy Stew Files and When You Work With Morons:
So, I'm signing us in for our rooms. Ding dong walks up to the front desk and takes an apple. I asked if he was grocery shopping.
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So, I'm signing us in for our rooms. Ding dong walks up to the front desk and takes an apple. I asked if he was grocery shopping.
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November 17, 2024 at 2:15 PM
From the Grumpy Stew Files and When You Work With Morons:
So, I'm signing us in for our rooms. Ding dong walks up to the front desk and takes an apple. I asked if he was grocery shopping.
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So, I'm signing us in for our rooms. Ding dong walks up to the front desk and takes an apple. I asked if he was grocery shopping.
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November 16, 2024 at 12:23 PM
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It's always good to be home.
November 16, 2024 at 4:49 AM
It's always good to be home.
From the Grumpy Stew Files:
Had a lovely douchebag lay into me because he doesn't like my airline's marketing practices.
Because, you know, in addition to being The World's Grumpiest Flight Attendant, I'm also the VP of Marketing.
Had a lovely douchebag lay into me because he doesn't like my airline's marketing practices.
Because, you know, in addition to being The World's Grumpiest Flight Attendant, I'm also the VP of Marketing.
November 15, 2024 at 12:22 PM
From the Grumpy Stew Files:
Had a lovely douchebag lay into me because he doesn't like my airline's marketing practices.
Because, you know, in addition to being The World's Grumpiest Flight Attendant, I'm also the VP of Marketing.
Had a lovely douchebag lay into me because he doesn't like my airline's marketing practices.
Because, you know, in addition to being The World's Grumpiest Flight Attendant, I'm also the VP of Marketing.