Grumpy Muppet
@grumpymuppet.bsky.social
Resident of Wales. Interested in politics, comedy, science, technology, movies, 80s/90s retro, health and fitness, and the Oxford comma. Just trying to be a decent person.
Helps him drop off to sleep, I guess
December 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Helps him drop off to sleep, I guess
Why do kids need to ‘love’ offal?
December 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Why do kids need to ‘love’ offal?
Take it onto Antiques Roadshow. Might be worth a bit
December 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Take it onto Antiques Roadshow. Might be worth a bit
Seems like he could have given £9mn to me. I could promise him absolutely nothing in return even more than Farage
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Seems like he could have given £9mn to me. I could promise him absolutely nothing in return even more than Farage
Did they ask who his favourite comedian is?
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Did they ask who his favourite comedian is?
You don’t know them. They went to a different school
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
You don’t know them. They went to a different school
"take FROM the establishment"
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"take FROM the establishment"
Look Nigel, a Glaswegian accent might sound like another language…
December 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Look Nigel, a Glaswegian accent might sound like another language…
Personally I love getting in a cold bed
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Personally I love getting in a cold bed
It’s a muppet movie that just happens to be set at Christmas
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It’s a muppet movie that just happens to be set at Christmas
I think part of the point is that everyone has different preferences. The advice I’d give anyone is don’t try and shape your body based on what you think others want, but based on what you want. Then find someone who finds that attractive.
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I think part of the point is that everyone has different preferences. The advice I’d give anyone is don’t try and shape your body based on what you think others want, but based on what you want. Then find someone who finds that attractive.
Men overestimate how much women are attracted to muscularity and women overestimate how much men are attracted to thinness
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Men overestimate how much women are attracted to muscularity and women overestimate how much men are attracted to thinness
She’s an utter moron
December 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
She’s an utter moron
Whatever happened to good old fashioned solid airless bread? We don’t want this fangled woke bread with all it’s lightness and flavour
December 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Whatever happened to good old fashioned solid airless bread? We don’t want this fangled woke bread with all it’s lightness and flavour
Please, learned one, do tell us more
a man wearing a top hat and a purple suit talks to another man
ALT: a man wearing a top hat and a purple suit talks to another man
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Please, learned one, do tell us more
WTF Mirror? ‘Top Tory’?!
December 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
WTF Mirror? ‘Top Tory’?!
The shitgibbon’s shitgibbon
December 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
The shitgibbon’s shitgibbon
Reposted by Grumpy Muppet
This here is the problem, we have a hostile press. 90% owned by billionaire corporations who want Farage in, they merely pretend these days that there is a "balance", there isn't, there's just manufactured outrage 24/7
The noise is politically motivated, end of.
The noise is politically motivated, end of.
December 1, 2025 at 9:49 AM
This here is the problem, we have a hostile press. 90% owned by billionaire corporations who want Farage in, they merely pretend these days that there is a "balance", there isn't, there's just manufactured outrage 24/7
The noise is politically motivated, end of.
The noise is politically motivated, end of.
Seriously, who the fuck is paying for these Cameo videos? Wouldn’t surprise me if a lot of random Russians wanted birthday messages from the toady one
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Seriously, who the fuck is paying for these Cameo videos? Wouldn’t surprise me if a lot of random Russians wanted birthday messages from the toady one
I’d like to believe otherwise, but I’ve yet to see any evidence that these petitions are anything more than a meaningless punch bag for dissatisfaction. Nothing ever gets changed off the back of them
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I’d like to believe otherwise, but I’ve yet to see any evidence that these petitions are anything more than a meaningless punch bag for dissatisfaction. Nothing ever gets changed off the back of them
I just wish they’d make them flat. The sticky out cameras are terrible. I’d be quite happy for it to be 2-3mm thicker on the body. They could even fill the extra space with more battery
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I just wish they’d make them flat. The sticky out cameras are terrible. I’d be quite happy for it to be 2-3mm thicker on the body. They could even fill the extra space with more battery
£2k fine for an ‘Unauthorised erection’ You can’t do anything anymore. Starmer’s Britain…
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 AM
£2k fine for an ‘Unauthorised erection’ You can’t do anything anymore. Starmer’s Britain…
If he can’t afford to have another home he shouldn’t have had one. Or does that argument only apply to hungry children?
November 29, 2025 at 9:20 AM
If he can’t afford to have another home he shouldn’t have had one. Or does that argument only apply to hungry children?