Martandelus (Cheez)
@martandelus.bsky.social
Hi, Nobody particulary special here. Just a UK bloke who is worried about the state of the world at the moment. I like all sorts really.
Community helped me kill alcoholism, It don't cost nowt 2B nice.
https://www.youtube.com/@CH33ZGAM3Z
Community helped me kill alcoholism, It don't cost nowt 2B nice.
https://www.youtube.com/@CH33ZGAM3Z
Pinned
So, we've gotten Dr.Robotnik and Stranger Mouse all in one week.
Circuses and clowns, y'all know how it is.
Circuses and clowns, y'all know how it is.
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So reciprocal tariffs and boycotts on all US goods until he stops threatening to colonise a peaceful European-owned country
Trump says he'll impose a 10% tariff (rising to 25% in June) on Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, the UK, the Netherlands and Finland, because they've sent people to Greenland, until the US can buy Greenland.
January 17, 2026 at 4:46 PM
So reciprocal tariffs and boycotts on all US goods until he stops threatening to colonise a peaceful European-owned country
Recent polls from the UK suggest that Refuk indeed have peaked. As have the Greens for now. Meanwhile, Libdems remain stable and have gained and Labour have recovered a little.
The Greens on the politico one appear to have nose-dived, no idea what happened there.
The Greens on the politico one appear to have nose-dived, no idea what happened there.
January 17, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Recent polls from the UK suggest that Refuk indeed have peaked. As have the Greens for now. Meanwhile, Libdems remain stable and have gained and Labour have recovered a little.
The Greens on the politico one appear to have nose-dived, no idea what happened there.
The Greens on the politico one appear to have nose-dived, no idea what happened there.
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Why we could end up looking back at Robert Jenrick's defection as the moment Nigel Farage's hopes of becoming Prime Minister started to die
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/robert-jen...
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/robert-jen...
Robert Jenrick’s Defection Could Kill Nigel Farage’s Hopes of Becoming Prime Minister
The Reform leader says the Tories broke Britain and now he wants their help to break it all over again
www.adambienkov.co.uk
January 17, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Why we could end up looking back at Robert Jenrick's defection as the moment Nigel Farage's hopes of becoming Prime Minister started to die
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/robert-jen...
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/robert-jen...
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🚨By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party - lets get this to the 100,000 signatures needed
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
Petition: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party
When an MP decides they want to defect to another party a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their...
petition.parliament.uk
January 17, 2026 at 9:07 AM
🚨By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party - lets get this to the 100,000 signatures needed
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
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Genuinely laughable that this sub-mediocre-opportunistic-as-they-come no-mark could insist he’s putting personal ambition to one side to join Reform.
He says no one could seriously make that argument. Oh they could, Robert. Your vainglorious ego seems to have cut off the oxygen to your brain.
He says no one could seriously make that argument. Oh they could, Robert. Your vainglorious ego seems to have cut off the oxygen to your brain.
Robert Jenrick, "I have chosen to put long standing party allegiance to one side and to put the country first"
Laura Kuenssberg, "You've done the opposite"
"You've joined the party that is ahead in the polls"
"Precisely because of your own personal ambition"
Laura Kuenssberg, "You've done the opposite"
"You've joined the party that is ahead in the polls"
"Precisely because of your own personal ambition"
January 17, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Genuinely laughable that this sub-mediocre-opportunistic-as-they-come no-mark could insist he’s putting personal ambition to one side to join Reform.
He says no one could seriously make that argument. Oh they could, Robert. Your vainglorious ego seems to have cut off the oxygen to your brain.
He says no one could seriously make that argument. Oh they could, Robert. Your vainglorious ego seems to have cut off the oxygen to your brain.
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🚨BREAKING: Parliament is going to debate the petition Calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy on 9 February.
This is why it’s so important👇
youtu.be/Cnl8MNhwEY0?...
This is why it’s so important👇
youtu.be/Cnl8MNhwEY0?...
Petition calling for a full, public inquiry into RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE IN UK DEMOCRACY hits threshold
YouTube video by Peter Stefanovic
youtu.be
January 17, 2026 at 8:06 AM
🚨BREAKING: Parliament is going to debate the petition Calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy on 9 February.
This is why it’s so important👇
youtu.be/Cnl8MNhwEY0?...
This is why it’s so important👇
youtu.be/Cnl8MNhwEY0?...
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It will not surprise you to learn that Toby Youngs 'Free Speech Union' has obtained a High Court injunction banning the publication of a list of its donors open.substack.com/pub/democrac...
Who funds the Free Speech Union?
Toby Young’s outfit went to court to hide its donors. Today we reveal that funders include US anti-abortion groups, Brexit politicians and Tufton Street insiders.
open.substack.com
January 17, 2026 at 8:45 AM
It will not surprise you to learn that Toby Youngs 'Free Speech Union' has obtained a High Court injunction banning the publication of a list of its donors open.substack.com/pub/democrac...
Something funny for the day :)
A fellow guildie sent me this the other day, it had me in creases!
"Flip-flop counterattack" 🤣
Cleverly made.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne7f...
A fellow guildie sent me this the other day, it had me in creases!
"Flip-flop counterattack" 🤣
Cleverly made.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne7f...
Duel of the Fates but it's Bomboclat Maulman
YouTube video by Sithani
www.youtube.com
January 17, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Something funny for the day :)
A fellow guildie sent me this the other day, it had me in creases!
"Flip-flop counterattack" 🤣
Cleverly made.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne7f...
A fellow guildie sent me this the other day, it had me in creases!
"Flip-flop counterattack" 🤣
Cleverly made.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne7f...
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So many totally inadequate people have risen to the top.
Look at this ridiculous man
Thinks he could and should be Prime Minister.
Not an original idea in his head and all the charisma of a potato.
Look at this ridiculous man
Thinks he could and should be Prime Minister.
Not an original idea in his head and all the charisma of a potato.
Robert Jenrick, "I have chosen to put long standing party allegiance to one side and to put the country first"
Laura Kuenssberg, "You've done the opposite"
"You've joined the party that is ahead in the polls"
"Precisely because of your own personal ambition"
Laura Kuenssberg, "You've done the opposite"
"You've joined the party that is ahead in the polls"
"Precisely because of your own personal ambition"
January 16, 2026 at 10:47 PM
So many totally inadequate people have risen to the top.
Look at this ridiculous man
Thinks he could and should be Prime Minister.
Not an original idea in his head and all the charisma of a potato.
Look at this ridiculous man
Thinks he could and should be Prime Minister.
Not an original idea in his head and all the charisma of a potato.
Haha, so how on earth does this one work? Do they start calling each other marxists? Maybe competing for who can kiss Trump's arse the hardest?
Ah bugger it, imma just call it a fash-off!
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Ah bugger it, imma just call it a fash-off!
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Tories to step up attacks on Reform economic policy after Jenrick acrimony
Two sides trade blows over defection while Conservative polling suggests economy is key weakness for Reform
www.theguardian.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Haha, so how on earth does this one work? Do they start calling each other marxists? Maybe competing for who can kiss Trump's arse the hardest?
Ah bugger it, imma just call it a fash-off!
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Ah bugger it, imma just call it a fash-off!
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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If this greedy and ridiculous man were to become Prime Minister, he'd be responsible for our security, safety, our NHS, our economy, and the welfare of our children.
Meanwhile he can't be bothered to do even basic checks on the Cameos that rake in £141,000 for him
metro.co.uk/2026/01/15/i...
Meanwhile he can't be bothered to do even basic checks on the Cameos that rake in £141,000 for him
metro.co.uk/2026/01/15/i...
Nigel Farage ‘tricked into paying tribute to Ian Watkins’
It cost £98 for The Reform UK leader to film the clip on his Cameo account
metro.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 8:01 AM
If this greedy and ridiculous man were to become Prime Minister, he'd be responsible for our security, safety, our NHS, our economy, and the welfare of our children.
Meanwhile he can't be bothered to do even basic checks on the Cameos that rake in £141,000 for him
metro.co.uk/2026/01/15/i...
Meanwhile he can't be bothered to do even basic checks on the Cameos that rake in £141,000 for him
metro.co.uk/2026/01/15/i...
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Trump and Musk Welcome Russian Propaganda After Sanctioning European Disinformation Experts
If there’s any question that the US is now more aligned with Russia rather than Europe, recent State Department decisions have removed all doubt
bylinetimes.com/2026/01/07/t...
If there’s any question that the US is now more aligned with Russia rather than Europe, recent State Department decisions have removed all doubt
bylinetimes.com/2026/01/07/t...
Trump and Musk Welcome Russian Propaganda After Sanctioning European Disinformation Experts
If there’s any question that the US is now more aligned with Russia rather than Europe, recent State Department decisions have removed all doubt
bylinetimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Trump and Musk Welcome Russian Propaganda After Sanctioning European Disinformation Experts
If there’s any question that the US is now more aligned with Russia rather than Europe, recent State Department decisions have removed all doubt
bylinetimes.com/2026/01/07/t...
If there’s any question that the US is now more aligned with Russia rather than Europe, recent State Department decisions have removed all doubt
bylinetimes.com/2026/01/07/t...
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Keir Starmer, "My question is, why did it take so long?"
"Robert Jenrick has been making toxic comments to try and divide our country for months and months and months"
"Robert Jenrick has been making toxic comments to try and divide our country for months and months and months"
January 15, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Keir Starmer, "My question is, why did it take so long?"
"Robert Jenrick has been making toxic comments to try and divide our country for months and months and months"
"Robert Jenrick has been making toxic comments to try and divide our country for months and months and months"
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Left: Nigel Farage, "Of course I've talked to Robert Jenrick.. Have we had conversations? Yes"
Right: Robert Jenrick, "I want to put Reform UK out of business, I want to send Nigel Farage back to retirement"
Right: Robert Jenrick, "I want to put Reform UK out of business, I want to send Nigel Farage back to retirement"
January 15, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Left: Nigel Farage, "Of course I've talked to Robert Jenrick.. Have we had conversations? Yes"
Right: Robert Jenrick, "I want to put Reform UK out of business, I want to send Nigel Farage back to retirement"
Right: Robert Jenrick, "I want to put Reform UK out of business, I want to send Nigel Farage back to retirement"
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Jenrick "put more people in hotels than even this Labour government!"
Nigel says ... as he totally destroys the "fraud" Robert Jenrick MP....
Who er just defected to Reform
Nigel says ... as he totally destroys the "fraud" Robert Jenrick MP....
Who er just defected to Reform
'This Man Is A Fraud': Unearthed Video Reveals What Farage Used To Think About Robert Jenrick
January 15, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Jenrick "put more people in hotels than even this Labour government!"
Nigel says ... as he totally destroys the "fraud" Robert Jenrick MP....
Who er just defected to Reform
Nigel says ... as he totally destroys the "fraud" Robert Jenrick MP....
Who er just defected to Reform
I don't get what the GOP fuckheads are really doing when they slander the victim of state sanctioned murder, it doesn't change anything. Renee Good was shot in cold blood and she wasn't a direct threat to that ICE guy.
Do they value being seen as crooks and liars?
Do they value being seen as crooks and liars?
January 16, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I don't get what the GOP fuckheads are really doing when they slander the victim of state sanctioned murder, it doesn't change anything. Renee Good was shot in cold blood and she wasn't a direct threat to that ICE guy.
Do they value being seen as crooks and liars?
Do they value being seen as crooks and liars?
Aye, then it'll be May 8th and we'll be seeing a DM Headline saying that Iain Duncan Smith has gone darkside, hah. 🤣
January 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Aye, then it'll be May 8th and we'll be seeing a DM Headline saying that Iain Duncan Smith has gone darkside, hah. 🤣
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And so it begins.
Reform has grown, and people with opinions and egos have been allowed into Farage’s one man band.
Won't end well... (going to be saying that a lot)
Reform has grown, and people with opinions and egos have been allowed into Farage’s one man band.
Won't end well... (going to be saying that a lot)
January 15, 2026 at 6:29 PM
And so it begins.
Reform has grown, and people with opinions and egos have been allowed into Farage’s one man band.
Won't end well... (going to be saying that a lot)
Reform has grown, and people with opinions and egos have been allowed into Farage’s one man band.
Won't end well... (going to be saying that a lot)
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A reminder that when Robert Jenrick was running for Conservative party leader he accepted £25,000 from a firm controlled by a sanctioned Oligarch.
He should fit in well
bylinetimes.com/2024/10/17/r...
He should fit in well
bylinetimes.com/2024/10/17/r...
Robert Jenrick Accepted £25,000 Donation from Firm Controlled by Sanctioned Oligarch
The Conservative leadership candidate received the money from a company controlled by billionaire Sir Len Blavatnik - who has been sanctioned by the Ukrainian government
bylinetimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:42 PM
A reminder that when Robert Jenrick was running for Conservative party leader he accepted £25,000 from a firm controlled by a sanctioned Oligarch.
He should fit in well
bylinetimes.com/2024/10/17/r...
He should fit in well
bylinetimes.com/2024/10/17/r...
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Jenrick defection to Reform is the end of him. Farage already struggles to contain more than one outsized ego in his parliamentary party. Certainly no room for anything the size of Robert's inflated sense of self-worth.
You mark my words - it'll end badly.
You mark my words - it'll end badly.
January 15, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Jenrick defection to Reform is the end of him. Farage already struggles to contain more than one outsized ego in his parliamentary party. Certainly no room for anything the size of Robert's inflated sense of self-worth.
You mark my words - it'll end badly.
You mark my words - it'll end badly.
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The only questio about 'defectors' to Farage is: "Were they lying before or are they lying now?"
The answer, invariably, is "Both".
I'm watching the snooker.
The answer, invariably, is "Both".
I'm watching the snooker.
January 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The only questio about 'defectors' to Farage is: "Were they lying before or are they lying now?"
The answer, invariably, is "Both".
I'm watching the snooker.
The answer, invariably, is "Both".
I'm watching the snooker.
I just thought of something,
So like, if or rather when WWIII kicks off, what do we all think the reason reported in the western press will be?
A:) Lockdowns
B:) Immigrants
C:) Unemployed People
Its a tough one, but like i'm leaning A, but defo gonna be B
So like, if or rather when WWIII kicks off, what do we all think the reason reported in the western press will be?
A:) Lockdowns
B:) Immigrants
C:) Unemployed People
Its a tough one, but like i'm leaning A, but defo gonna be B
January 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I just thought of something,
So like, if or rather when WWIII kicks off, what do we all think the reason reported in the western press will be?
A:) Lockdowns
B:) Immigrants
C:) Unemployed People
Its a tough one, but like i'm leaning A, but defo gonna be B
So like, if or rather when WWIII kicks off, what do we all think the reason reported in the western press will be?
A:) Lockdowns
B:) Immigrants
C:) Unemployed People
Its a tough one, but like i'm leaning A, but defo gonna be B
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Jenrick apparently "left his resignation speech printed out and hanging around" and "someone got hold of it".
He's got the brains of a 4 year old child - and that kid will be glad to have got rid of them.
He's got the brains of a 4 year old child - and that kid will be glad to have got rid of them.
BREAKING Kemi Badenoch has sacked Robert Jenrick from the shadow cabinet, removed the whip and suspended his party membership.
She says she was "presented with clear, irrefutable evidence that he was plotting in secret to defect" to Reform
She says she was "presented with clear, irrefutable evidence that he was plotting in secret to defect" to Reform
January 15, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Jenrick apparently "left his resignation speech printed out and hanging around" and "someone got hold of it".
He's got the brains of a 4 year old child - and that kid will be glad to have got rid of them.
He's got the brains of a 4 year old child - and that kid will be glad to have got rid of them.
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Given all the other recent Conservative defections he's accepted, "I've always thought Robert Jenrick was a fraud" reads more like a recommendation than a criticism
January 15, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Given all the other recent Conservative defections he's accepted, "I've always thought Robert Jenrick was a fraud" reads more like a recommendation than a criticism