imagine you’re this tiny

the fact that there are people out there rn watching nate ruess perform who aren’t me is………..

gonna start sending this instead of telling people i’m on my way

me obsessively watching empty camera footage of my work in the middle of the night bc the alarm was triggered and maybe i accidentally lied to the alarm company and we are getting robbed and i just missed it

my staff

three hours early to the airport bc i couldn’t stop thinking about ending up on a no fly list bc i don’t have a real ID

how it feels to tell my staff no, they can’t go home early

they put cinnamon in my coffee and my calico critter fell off of my keys