@grumpygracie.bsky.social
today i had a customer who told me he was the father of the mayflower and that pilgrims get a bad rap, however hating on israel is ok and then he called me an idiot before i could even say anything. same
December 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
today i had a customer who told me he was the father of the mayflower and that pilgrims get a bad rap, however hating on israel is ok and then he called me an idiot before i could even say anything. same
who needs an alarm when your neighbors keep their dog outside in the winter
December 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
who needs an alarm when your neighbors keep their dog outside in the winter
imagine you’re this tiny
December 15, 2025 at 6:47 AM
imagine you’re this tiny
realized christmas is in two weeks and almost had a coronary, whatever that is
December 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
realized christmas is in two weeks and almost had a coronary, whatever that is
okay i get that bosses are “not cool” and “make up stupid rules” but when did we stop listening just at all
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
okay i get that bosses are “not cool” and “make up stupid rules” but when did we stop listening just at all
each new day is a new crime committed against me
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
each new day is a new crime committed against me
sorry i’m late for work these two squirrels in my backyard wouldn’t stop fucking and i felt i had to defend the lady squirrel’s honor
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
sorry i’m late for work these two squirrels in my backyard wouldn’t stop fucking and i felt i had to defend the lady squirrel’s honor
there’s a little boy in my home who just follows me around and screams
November 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
there’s a little boy in my home who just follows me around and screams
had to pick up a used tampon from my parking lot at work today #notok #unthankful #dontcall #donttext
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
had to pick up a used tampon from my parking lot at work today #notok #unthankful #dontcall #donttext
wanna grab my coworkers by the shoulders and shake them all and yell at them “if you actually had ocd you would’ve followed my instructions”
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
wanna grab my coworkers by the shoulders and shake them all and yell at them “if you actually had ocd you would’ve followed my instructions”
i’m about four more “um”s from cutting my bangs during this meeting
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
i’m about four more “um”s from cutting my bangs during this meeting
i think my neighbor is having a crash out over charlie kirk, like drunk and crying and talking about civil war, and i just wanna tell him that charlie kirk isn’t gonna fuck him. bc he’s dead
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i think my neighbor is having a crash out over charlie kirk, like drunk and crying and talking about civil war, and i just wanna tell him that charlie kirk isn’t gonna fuck him. bc he’s dead
i made an vet appointment for sponky for friday and i explained what’s going on and they were like do you wanna come in sooner so now i’m afraid spook’s gonna die
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
i made an vet appointment for sponky for friday and i explained what’s going on and they were like do you wanna come in sooner so now i’m afraid spook’s gonna die
watching someone good win an election even all the way across the country is very nice actually
November 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
watching someone good win an election even all the way across the country is very nice actually
i wish it rained a little more in oregon so we could get more practice driving in the rain :/ it’s so hard to know how to handle it when it only rains 9 months out of the year :/
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
i wish it rained a little more in oregon so we could get more practice driving in the rain :/ it’s so hard to know how to handle it when it only rains 9 months out of the year :/
one new thing my body has started doing which is fun and new is getting major hot flashes when i’m anxious. instead of tummy butterflies like i used to get it feels like my blood is on fire and i get so sweaty. just a fun turn of events. love my late 20s
October 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
one new thing my body has started doing which is fun and new is getting major hot flashes when i’m anxious. instead of tummy butterflies like i used to get it feels like my blood is on fire and i get so sweaty. just a fun turn of events. love my late 20s
weed people are fuckn weird
October 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
weed people are fuckn weird
remember when the costco food court had soft pretzels. everything was better under bush
October 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
remember when the costco food court had soft pretzels. everything was better under bush
working next to a frat live out is watching someone take a 10 second pull from a handle of vodka before noon on a monday
October 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
working next to a frat live out is watching someone take a 10 second pull from a handle of vodka before noon on a monday
my employees see a fully staffed shift and go “call out now? yes”
October 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
my employees see a fully staffed shift and go “call out now? yes”
my coworker freaked out about me microwaving my cup of noodles as tho they are not plastic noodles
October 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
my coworker freaked out about me microwaving my cup of noodles as tho they are not plastic noodles
i am about to become such an annoying manager, these mofos will RUE the day they decided not to do anything i asked !!!!
October 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i am about to become such an annoying manager, these mofos will RUE the day they decided not to do anything i asked !!!!
just spent $50 on TWO BAGS of halloween candy. thanks biden
October 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
just spent $50 on TWO BAGS of halloween candy. thanks biden
katie holmes singing on dawson’s creek is so sinister
October 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
katie holmes singing on dawson’s creek is so sinister