Lazy Eye Linda went to school when there where still separate entrances for boys and girls.

Dozing Trumpelstiltskin

We are done with their bullshit.

American economy has long collapsed at this point, but Trump keeps telling Americans that they are winning! When Trump becomes aware that he faces imminent danger if he remains in the United States, Trump will slip out of the country and live Russia under exile.

There will be a massive humanitarian crisis at the Northern and Southern borders, as American refugees leave their war ravaged cities. Both Canada and Mexico will close their borders, and refugee camps will be set up by the UN and Redcross.

Trump will declare a National State of Emergency and implement marshal law as he clings to power. As a last-ditch effort to stay in office, Trump will declare a civil war, but with no clear adversary other than calling them the left.

The delicate Rittenhouse emerges from its cocoon. Once a crybaby with an AR15. The Rittenhouse has now fully matured into a fat Midwesterner with a Buc-ees Platinum Mastercard. Majestic.