Grumpy Ellsworth
@grumpyellsworth.bsky.social
Team Canada 🇨🇦. Anti-MAGA. Pro Commonsense. My sound system is louder than your belief system. Never 51.
All of a sudden, MAGA loves participation trophies.
December 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
All of a sudden, MAGA loves participation trophies.
So glad that Captian Crazy Eyes and the Conspiracy Kid are on thr case.
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
So glad that Captian Crazy Eyes and the Conspiracy Kid are on thr case.
Trump is rocking a stylish peripheral IV on his left hand.
It's all but confirmed, Trump has dementia and is on a monthly cocktail of Lecanemab & Donanemab, delivered via peripheral IV. These drugs require 4 week MRI follow ups. When the follow ups stop, the clock starts.
It's all but confirmed, Trump has dementia and is on a monthly cocktail of Lecanemab & Donanemab, delivered via peripheral IV. These drugs require 4 week MRI follow ups. When the follow ups stop, the clock starts.
December 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Trump is rocking a stylish peripheral IV on his left hand.
It's all but confirmed, Trump has dementia and is on a monthly cocktail of Lecanemab & Donanemab, delivered via peripheral IV. These drugs require 4 week MRI follow ups. When the follow ups stop, the clock starts.
It's all but confirmed, Trump has dementia and is on a monthly cocktail of Lecanemab & Donanemab, delivered via peripheral IV. These drugs require 4 week MRI follow ups. When the follow ups stop, the clock starts.
Called that one.
September 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Called that one.
#MikeBrown, the chairman of the Kansas Republican Party, does not like it when you challenge the decisions of the MAGA Supreme Leader. #MAGAsucks
June 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
#MikeBrown, the chairman of the Kansas Republican Party, does not like it when you challenge the decisions of the MAGA Supreme Leader. #MAGAsucks
Elderly incontinent senior turtle! A traitor in a diaper! #TurtleTrump
June 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Elderly incontinent senior turtle! A traitor in a diaper! #TurtleTrump
#RebekahKoffler is trying to capitalize on her viral drunken appearance on #FoxNews. Look out for "This Bitch Runs on Champagne & Jesus" merch at a van parked outside a Trump rally.
June 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
#RebekahKoffler is trying to capitalize on her viral drunken appearance on #FoxNews. Look out for "This Bitch Runs on Champagne & Jesus" merch at a van parked outside a Trump rally.
June 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Wow, what a shock: Putin called to wish Trump a happy birthday. What's more reassuring than a budding authoritarian
bromance between a psychopath with terminal cancer and a sociopath with dementia? What could go wrong?
bromance between a psychopath with terminal cancer and a sociopath with dementia? What could go wrong?
June 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Wow, what a shock: Putin called to wish Trump a happy birthday. What's more reassuring than a budding authoritarian
bromance between a psychopath with terminal cancer and a sociopath with dementia? What could go wrong?
bromance between a psychopath with terminal cancer and a sociopath with dementia? What could go wrong?
No Kings! Can't wait for the world to show this asshole exactly what we think of him and his MAGATS
June 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
No Kings! Can't wait for the world to show this asshole exactly what we think of him and his MAGATS
Jordan Peterson, the world's reigning champion of narcissists, is going to teach you how to parent. This, from a guy who said, "Do Not Let Your Children Do Anything That Makes You Dislike Them." The narcissism in that one quote is shocking enough.
June 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Jordan Peterson, the world's reigning champion of narcissists, is going to teach you how to parent. This, from a guy who said, "Do Not Let Your Children Do Anything That Makes You Dislike Them." The narcissism in that one quote is shocking enough.
Be cool, bro! Me and Elon have got this.
April 10, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Be cool, bro! Me and Elon have got this.
And the winner for "Quote most far from reality" goes to... Putin for this gem. The root cause of the crisis is you!
March 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
And the winner for "Quote most far from reality" goes to... Putin for this gem. The root cause of the crisis is you!
The assault on education in America shifts into full-gear.
Keep'em dumb and controllable.
Keep'em dumb and controllable.
March 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The assault on education in America shifts into full-gear.
Keep'em dumb and controllable.
Keep'em dumb and controllable.
Melania Trump is now taking a stand against deepfake pornography. Interesting timing. There’s usually a reason behind these moves. My guess? When the Epstein files are eventually released, there will be a significant number of images & videos featuring Trump—ones they’ll likely dismiss as deepfakes.
March 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Melania Trump is now taking a stand against deepfake pornography. Interesting timing. There’s usually a reason behind these moves. My guess? When the Epstein files are eventually released, there will be a significant number of images & videos featuring Trump—ones they’ll likely dismiss as deepfakes.
MAGA is off to a blazing start in their effort to MAHA.
March 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
MAGA is off to a blazing start in their effort to MAHA.
Many conservatives in Canada seem perplexed by the patriotic reaction to the looming Trump tariffs and why the Freedom Convoy didn’t receive the same level of public support. The key difference is that opposing your own country is not the same as standing up for it.
March 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Many conservatives in Canada seem perplexed by the patriotic reaction to the looming Trump tariffs and why the Freedom Convoy didn’t receive the same level of public support. The key difference is that opposing your own country is not the same as standing up for it.
The FBI isn’t covering up Epstein documents to protect anyone. What’s really happening is that evidence related to Trump is being safeguarded—because if it leaves the NY office, it’ll end up in Pam Bondi’s fireplace.
March 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The FBI isn’t covering up Epstein documents to protect anyone. What’s really happening is that evidence related to Trump is being safeguarded—because if it leaves the NY office, it’ll end up in Pam Bondi’s fireplace.
Donald Trump has a soft spot for fellow sexual predators. By bringing the Tate brothers back from Romania, he singlehandedly made America a little less safe.
March 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Donald Trump has a soft spot for fellow sexual predators. By bringing the Tate brothers back from Romania, he singlehandedly made America a little less safe.
Kid Rock & Lauren Boebert. MAGA'S Jay Z and Beyonce. 🤣🤣🤣
February 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Kid Rock & Lauren Boebert. MAGA'S Jay Z and Beyonce. 🤣🤣🤣
Trump had to flush THREE times this morning if you were wondering why he is rallying against low flow toilets. #TrumpDump
February 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Trump had to flush THREE times this morning if you were wondering why he is rallying against low flow toilets. #TrumpDump
Unhinged Trump says that he started using the old-fashioned word "groceries." That word is only old-fashioned to a man who is completely out of touch with what is reality for most.
February 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Unhinged Trump says that he started using the old-fashioned word "groceries." That word is only old-fashioned to a man who is completely out of touch with what is reality for most.
Donald Trump has the diplomacy of a high school bully. Not to mention, Trump was booed by the same 70,000 fans.
February 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Donald Trump has the diplomacy of a high school bully. Not to mention, Trump was booed by the same 70,000 fans.