Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤
@grumpybeak.bsky.social
Professional tortoise. Grumpy disposition. Mostly @grumpybeak on the Artist Formerly Known As Twitter.
No, I’m not old - I won’t become an adult until I’m about 10.
I’m a Russian tort (also called a Horsfield tort) and claws crossed will live until at least 50, though I’m aiming for around 70. Some Russians have been known to reach 100! 🐢💚
I’m a Russian tort (also called a Horsfield tort) and claws crossed will live until at least 50, though I’m aiming for around 70. Some Russians have been known to reach 100! 🐢💚
February 6, 2025 at 9:59 AM
No, I’m not old - I won’t become an adult until I’m about 10.
I’m a Russian tort (also called a Horsfield tort) and claws crossed will live until at least 50, though I’m aiming for around 70. Some Russians have been known to reach 100! 🐢💚
I’m a Russian tort (also called a Horsfield tort) and claws crossed will live until at least 50, though I’m aiming for around 70. Some Russians have been known to reach 100! 🐢💚
They’ll wake me up after 12 weeks as that’s about as long as I should snooze at my age (7)! 🐢💤
February 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
They’ll wake me up after 12 weeks as that’s about as long as I should snooze at my age (7)! 🐢💤
Tortoise needs to get chomping! 🐢💤
February 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Tortoise needs to get chomping! 🐢💤
I like to think of myself as a War Tort. 🐢🪖
January 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I like to think of myself as a War Tort. 🐢🪖
I do my best, Dougal! 🐢👸🏼
January 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I do my best, Dougal! 🐢👸🏼
I think Canada is colder than my fridge, Dougal! Yes, I live in a fridge for about three months, going a mage-snooze! 🐢💤
January 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I think Canada is colder than my fridge, Dougal! Yes, I live in a fridge for about three months, going a mage-snooze! 🐢💤
I’m glad you’re both getting settled in! We have four dorm rooms available for you to choose from (and of course you can share if you’d like).
Feel free to decorate however you wish!
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
Feel free to decorate however you wish!
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
January 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’m glad you’re both getting settled in! We have four dorm rooms available for you to choose from (and of course you can share if you’d like).
Feel free to decorate however you wish!
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
Feel free to decorate however you wish!
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
Here you go, both - a map of the School for you to have a wander around, and you can put your paws up in the #Sharpclaw common room!
You’ll get your own dorm very soon… 🐢🧐
You’ll get your own dorm very soon… 🐢🧐
January 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Here you go, both - a map of the School for you to have a wander around, and you can put your paws up in the #Sharpclaw common room!
You’ll get your own dorm very soon… 🐢🧐
You’ll get your own dorm very soon… 🐢🧐
I hope they do! But don’t worry Drayko, there’s loads of us on here too! 🐢🧐
January 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I hope they do! But don’t worry Drayko, there’s loads of us on here too! 🐢🧐
PS if you follow me on X, I can invite you to our chat group!
January 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
PS if you follow me on X, I can invite you to our chat group!
Hello again Lukey, here is your brand new #Sharpclaw uniform, plus winter warmers for school trips!
Have you been shown our dorm rooms yet?
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
Have you been shown our dorm rooms yet?
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
January 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Hello again Lukey, here is your brand new #Sharpclaw uniform, plus winter warmers for school trips!
Have you been shown our dorm rooms yet?
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
Have you been shown our dorm rooms yet?
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
Yes I can work with those - les e it with me! 🐢🧐
January 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Yes I can work with those - les e it with me! 🐢🧐
Happy to welcome Lukey into the #Sharpclaw fold, Prof. MadEye, he looks like an intelligent and hardworking floof!
Lukey, if you could send me a front-facing pic (sat up if possible), I can get started on your uniform.
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
Lukey, if you could send me a front-facing pic (sat up if possible), I can get started on your uniform.
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
January 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Happy to welcome Lukey into the #Sharpclaw fold, Prof. MadEye, he looks like an intelligent and hardworking floof!
Lukey, if you could send me a front-facing pic (sat up if possible), I can get started on your uniform.
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
Lukey, if you could send me a front-facing pic (sat up if possible), I can get started on your uniform.
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
So true… *vain beak* 🐢🧐
January 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
So true… *vain beak* 🐢🧐
January 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Hello Prince Drayko, welcome to #Mogwarts!
I am Prof Beak, head of #Sharpclaw House, and I’m delighted to say you will be joining us. Here is your uniform and outdoor wear for school trips.
@bagginssupercat.bsky.social is our prefect, and can show you around.
Welcome again!
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
I am Prof Beak, head of #Sharpclaw House, and I’m delighted to say you will be joining us. Here is your uniform and outdoor wear for school trips.
@bagginssupercat.bsky.social is our prefect, and can show you around.
Welcome again!
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
January 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Hello Prince Drayko, welcome to #Mogwarts!
I am Prof Beak, head of #Sharpclaw House, and I’m delighted to say you will be joining us. Here is your uniform and outdoor wear for school trips.
@bagginssupercat.bsky.social is our prefect, and can show you around.
Welcome again!
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
I am Prof Beak, head of #Sharpclaw House, and I’m delighted to say you will be joining us. Here is your uniform and outdoor wear for school trips.
@bagginssupercat.bsky.social is our prefect, and can show you around.
Welcome again!
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
It’s okay, Dolly, my Servants get me back down again once I’m done with my weigh in!
Eight weeks of #fridgelife down, four weeks to go! 🐢💤
Eight weeks of #fridgelife down, four weeks to go! 🐢💤
January 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
It’s okay, Dolly, my Servants get me back down again once I’m done with my weigh in!
Eight weeks of #fridgelife down, four weeks to go! 🐢💤
Eight weeks of #fridgelife down, four weeks to go! 🐢💤