Brumating Gladys Beak 🐢💤
@grumpybeak.bsky.social
Professional tortoise. Grumpy disposition. Mostly @grumpybeak on the Artist Formerly Known As Twitter.
Still a MIGHTY 1,170g… Three weeks of #fridgelife to go! 🐢💪🏻💤
February 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Still a MIGHTY 1,170g… Three weeks of #fridgelife to go! 🐢💪🏻💤
I’m glad you’re both getting settled in! We have four dorm rooms available for you to choose from (and of course you can share if you’d like).
Feel free to decorate however you wish!
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
Feel free to decorate however you wish!
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
January 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’m glad you’re both getting settled in! We have four dorm rooms available for you to choose from (and of course you can share if you’d like).
Feel free to decorate however you wish!
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
Feel free to decorate however you wish!
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
🪿📣*Goose honk*📣🪿
Get in line!
It's Meatball Monday everypaw, and Baz has made his special recipe and it smells fantastic.
*Smell wafts through corridors*
Don't forget your Dindin ticket!
@mogwartsschool.bsky.social
#Mogwarts #MeatballMonday #DinDinLogistics
Get in line!
It's Meatball Monday everypaw, and Baz has made his special recipe and it smells fantastic.
*Smell wafts through corridors*
Don't forget your Dindin ticket!
@mogwartsschool.bsky.social
#Mogwarts #MeatballMonday #DinDinLogistics
January 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
🪿📣*Goose honk*📣🪿
Get in line!
It's Meatball Monday everypaw, and Baz has made his special recipe and it smells fantastic.
*Smell wafts through corridors*
Don't forget your Dindin ticket!
@mogwartsschool.bsky.social
#Mogwarts #MeatballMonday #DinDinLogistics
Get in line!
It's Meatball Monday everypaw, and Baz has made his special recipe and it smells fantastic.
*Smell wafts through corridors*
Don't forget your Dindin ticket!
@mogwartsschool.bsky.social
#Mogwarts #MeatballMonday #DinDinLogistics
Here you go, both - a map of the School for you to have a wander around, and you can put your paws up in the #Sharpclaw common room!
You’ll get your own dorm very soon… 🐢🧐
You’ll get your own dorm very soon… 🐢🧐
January 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Here you go, both - a map of the School for you to have a wander around, and you can put your paws up in the #Sharpclaw common room!
You’ll get your own dorm very soon… 🐢🧐
You’ll get your own dorm very soon… 🐢🧐
Hello again Lukey, here is your brand new #Sharpclaw uniform, plus winter warmers for school trips!
Have you been shown our dorm rooms yet?
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
Have you been shown our dorm rooms yet?
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
January 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Hello again Lukey, here is your brand new #Sharpclaw uniform, plus winter warmers for school trips!
Have you been shown our dorm rooms yet?
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
Have you been shown our dorm rooms yet?
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
Happy to welcome Lukey into the #Sharpclaw fold, Prof. MadEye, he looks like an intelligent and hardworking floof!
Lukey, if you could send me a front-facing pic (sat up if possible), I can get started on your uniform.
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
Lukey, if you could send me a front-facing pic (sat up if possible), I can get started on your uniform.
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
January 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Happy to welcome Lukey into the #Sharpclaw fold, Prof. MadEye, he looks like an intelligent and hardworking floof!
Lukey, if you could send me a front-facing pic (sat up if possible), I can get started on your uniform.
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
Lukey, if you could send me a front-facing pic (sat up if possible), I can get started on your uniform.
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
January 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Hello Prince Drayko, welcome to #Mogwarts!
I am Prof Beak, head of #Sharpclaw House, and I’m delighted to say you will be joining us. Here is your uniform and outdoor wear for school trips.
@bagginssupercat.bsky.social is our prefect, and can show you around.
Welcome again!
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
I am Prof Beak, head of #Sharpclaw House, and I’m delighted to say you will be joining us. Here is your uniform and outdoor wear for school trips.
@bagginssupercat.bsky.social is our prefect, and can show you around.
Welcome again!
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
January 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Hello Prince Drayko, welcome to #Mogwarts!
I am Prof Beak, head of #Sharpclaw House, and I’m delighted to say you will be joining us. Here is your uniform and outdoor wear for school trips.
@bagginssupercat.bsky.social is our prefect, and can show you around.
Welcome again!
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
I am Prof Beak, head of #Sharpclaw House, and I’m delighted to say you will be joining us. Here is your uniform and outdoor wear for school trips.
@bagginssupercat.bsky.social is our prefect, and can show you around.
Welcome again!
~ Prof. Beak 🐢
Luckily my stupid brother hasn’t found this account yet and is therefore not offending all my BlueSky chums (unlike on Twitter where he’s calling everypaw fat).
But you guys get the brumating MAGNIFICENCE anyway… 🐢😬 #fridgelife
But you guys get the brumating MAGNIFICENCE anyway… 🐢😬 #fridgelife
January 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Luckily my stupid brother hasn’t found this account yet and is therefore not offending all my BlueSky chums (unlike on Twitter where he’s calling everypaw fat).
But you guys get the brumating MAGNIFICENCE anyway… 🐢😬 #fridgelife
But you guys get the brumating MAGNIFICENCE anyway… 🐢😬 #fridgelife
Lazy Servants didn’t weigh me at the weekend as usual (neglect) but I’m happy to report I’ve not lost a single gram since last week!
Still bossing #fridgelife! 🐢💪🏻
Still bossing #fridgelife! 🐢💪🏻
January 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Lazy Servants didn’t weigh me at the weekend as usual (neglect) but I’m happy to report I’ve not lost a single gram since last week!
Still bossing #fridgelife! 🐢💪🏻
Still bossing #fridgelife! 🐢💪🏻
Happy (snoozy) New Year to all my lovely BlueSky friends! 🐢🥳💤
January 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Happy (snoozy) New Year to all my lovely BlueSky friends! 🐢🥳💤
Continuing to rock #fridgelife - I may have missed Crispmouse but think how stunning I’ll be after all this beauty sleep… 🐢👸🏼
January 3, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Continuing to rock #fridgelife - I may have missed Crispmouse but think how stunning I’ll be after all this beauty sleep… 🐢👸🏼
100% they should! I want snugs in my favourite blanket! 🐢☺️
January 3, 2025 at 6:43 AM
100% they should! I want snugs in my favourite blanket! 🐢☺️
Official weekly weigh-in: only one gram lost!
Lady Servant says if she hadn’t eaten for a week and only lost one gram, she’d throw the scales out the window. I’m not sure she understands #fridgelife… 🐢🙄
Lady Servant says if she hadn’t eaten for a week and only lost one gram, she’d throw the scales out the window. I’m not sure she understands #fridgelife… 🐢🙄
December 23, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Official weekly weigh-in: only one gram lost!
Lady Servant says if she hadn’t eaten for a week and only lost one gram, she’d throw the scales out the window. I’m not sure she understands #fridgelife… 🐢🙄
Lady Servant says if she hadn’t eaten for a week and only lost one gram, she’d throw the scales out the window. I’m not sure she understands #fridgelife… 🐢🙄
Second weigh-in of #fridgelife: only one single gram lower than last week! #SmashedIt 🐢💪🏻
December 17, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Second weigh-in of #fridgelife: only one single gram lower than last week! #SmashedIt 🐢💪🏻
While I’m rocking #fridgelife, Ags is covering all tort activities.
Twice this week he has got out of the bath and immediately 💩💩 on his towel. He’s not at all sorry.
Even I concede that’s pretty strong torting… 🐢💪🏻
Twice this week he has got out of the bath and immediately 💩💩 on his towel. He’s not at all sorry.
Even I concede that’s pretty strong torting… 🐢💪🏻
December 12, 2024 at 4:48 PM
While I’m rocking #fridgelife, Ags is covering all tort activities.
Twice this week he has got out of the bath and immediately 💩💩 on his towel. He’s not at all sorry.
Even I concede that’s pretty strong torting… 🐢💪🏻
Twice this week he has got out of the bath and immediately 💩💩 on his towel. He’s not at all sorry.
Even I concede that’s pretty strong torting… 🐢💪🏻
Time for my first weigh-in of this year’s #fridgelife, and of course I smashed it - only 2g off my going in weight… 🐢💪🏻
December 8, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Time for my first weigh-in of this year’s #fridgelife, and of course I smashed it - only 2g off my going in weight… 🐢💪🏻
Who you calling turkey neck? 🐢😬
November 30, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Who you calling turkey neck? 🐢😬
I’m acclimatising in my box at the moment, Fonz! Will be moving into full #fridgelife at the weekend… 🐢💤
November 29, 2024 at 5:50 AM
I’m acclimatising in my box at the moment, Fonz! Will be moving into full #fridgelife at the weekend… 🐢💤
Hey little Dolly! Not made it to the fridge yet, currently in “box acclimatisation” phase! 🐢💚
November 28, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Hey little Dolly! Not made it to the fridge yet, currently in “box acclimatisation” phase! 🐢💚
If you submerged your shell a bug more, you could totally pass for Nessie… 🐢🏴
October 17, 2023 at 10:39 PM
If you submerged your shell a bug more, you could totally pass for Nessie… 🐢🏴
Browsing this BlueSky malarkey on the recommendation of that handsome orange turtle, @mckinleydturtle.bsky.social… 🐢🤔
September 19, 2023 at 2:51 PM
Browsing this BlueSky malarkey on the recommendation of that handsome orange turtle, @mckinleydturtle.bsky.social… 🐢🤔