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Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
this is why you never sign up for a pornhub account. just lurk, like a regular horn dog.
Hackers Stole Millions of PornHub Users’ Data for Extortion
Plus: Cisco discloses a zero-day with no available patch, Venezuela accuses the US of a cyberattack, and more.
www.wired.com
December 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
hear me out. a sequel to edward scissorhands. it’s jonas baddragonhands.
December 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
what a bunch of losers. go out, touch grass, buy real drugs, do them yourself. fucking dweebs.
December 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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when the potter game came out and trans ppl were saying not to buy the game bc it would fund our own oppression there were fucking think pieces about how mean we were about that and meanwhile ive seen someone get blocked from a bunch of their favorite artists for sharing ai benis pemps memes like
ive said it like a trillion times but i wish ppl brought this kinda energy to trans rights
December 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
for real though, telling me that we’re exploring how to use ai in our business just makes me hate corporate america more. i don’t trust ai already because it’s being forced down my throat by big tech. executive insistence internally doesn’t exactly make me want to use it.
December 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
corporate town halls feel like a giant waste of time. yeah, i know you’ve all heard about ai and have somehow been convinced ai is useful and not some new tech bubble. do execs not exist in the same world of news and tech everyone else does?
December 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Study Finds Young People Now Watch More YouTube Content Than Zoetropes Of Galloping Horses https://theonion.com/study-finds-young-people-now-watch-more-youtube-content-than-zoetropes-of-galloping-horses/
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
what a treat to get to see the format live again after an 18 year hiatus. what an even bigger treat to go with some of my closest friends.
December 10, 2025 at 11:39 AM
how early is too early to introduce a child to rage against the machine? is 13 too early?
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
so if we ever have a democrat president again, it’s gonna be real cool to flip the script and treat maga the way the gop is treating democrats. right? like, if it’s good for the gop, it’s good for the dems, right? right?
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
between thiel dumping his nvidia stock and now google’s ceo saying no one can escape ai’s bubble burst, it sure seems like another bubble is on its way to popping. can’t wait to bail out more sociopathic billionaires who make bad decisions.
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
my vespa has a coolant leak and i’m so sad. 😭
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
nothing says brave and strong like a texas driver experiencing snow.
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
ups charged me $27 to process my international package that had $0 in tariffs and duties applied.

are you kidding me ups? fuck off.
November 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
the cyber truck is such a fucking ugly vehicle that i forgot the jeep rubicon existed until i just saw one.
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
LET’S. GO. BLUE. JAYS!
November 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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in lieu of engaging with brianna wu and her opinions i will once again post her art, along with an artistic statement from her husband explaining it
November 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
happy spookyween gang! i hope the blue jays win tonight. i want to see all those halloween parties turn in to world series champion parties. LET’S GO JAYS!
October 31, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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All we have left are the Sea-Lomi memories...
March 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
LET’S GO JAYS! 🇨🇦⚾️🇨🇦⚾️
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Last summer, Trey Yesavage was still pitching in college. Tonight, he pitched seven innings of one-run, three-hit ball on the road at Dodger Stadium in Game 5 of the World Series.

He becomes the first pitcher ever to strike out 12 and walk zero in a World Series game.
October 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
sure sex is cool, but have you ever tried space heater and porn?
October 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM