Gruberman Lab
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AI is changing the course of science and accelerating the dissemination of science. Check out our latest podcast where I will take an idea from conception to publication using our lab's latest life science AI chatbot t.e.d. in less than 3 hours! Never be chained by peer review ever again!
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
AI is changing the course of science and accelerating the dissemination of science. Check out our latest podcast where I will take an idea from conception to publication using our lab's latest life science AI chatbot t.e.d. in less than 3 hours! Never be chained by peer review ever again!
AI is changing the course of science and accelerating the dissemination of science. Check out our latest podcast where I will take an idea from conception to publication using our lab's latest life science AI chatbot t.e.d. in less than 3 hours! Never be chained by peer review ever again!
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
AI is changing the course of science and accelerating the dissemination of science. Check out our latest podcast where I will take an idea from conception to publication using our lab's latest life science AI chatbot t.e.d. in less than 3 hours! Never be chained by peer review ever again!
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After many iterations, we are excited to release our new AI healthbot, Gripht, that tells you everything you are doing that is unhealthy. It will tell you how to maximize #dopamineflux and amplify #mitochondria. With the promo code #gruber it will also help you unlock your #prosocialbeard.
October 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
After many iterations, we are excited to release our new AI healthbot, Gripht, that tells you everything you are doing that is unhealthy. It will tell you how to maximize #dopamineflux and amplify #mitochondria. With the promo code #gruber it will also help you unlock your #prosocialbeard.
After many iterations, we are excited to release our new AI healthbot, Gripht, that tells you everything you are doing that is unhealthy. It will tell you how to maximize #dopamineflux and amplify #mitochondria. With the promo code #gruber it will also help you unlock your #prosocialbeard.
October 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
After many iterations, we are excited to release our new AI healthbot, Gripht, that tells you everything you are doing that is unhealthy. It will tell you how to maximize #dopamineflux and amplify #mitochondria. With the promo code #gruber it will also help you unlock your #prosocialbeard.
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After consulting with our legal team, we are happy to announce that we have sent a cease-and-desist letter to Pete Hegseth for use of our trademark phrase "warrior ethos". He doesn't even have a beard either. #warriorethos
September 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
After consulting with our legal team, we are happy to announce that we have sent a cease-and-desist letter to Pete Hegseth for use of our trademark phrase "warrior ethos". He doesn't even have a beard either. #warriorethos
After consulting with our legal team, we are happy to announce that we have sent a cease-and-desist letter to Pete Hegseth for use of our trademark phrase "warrior ethos". He doesn't even have a beard either. #warriorethos
September 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
After consulting with our legal team, we are happy to announce that we have sent a cease-and-desist letter to Pete Hegseth for use of our trademark phrase "warrior ethos". He doesn't even have a beard either. #warriorethos
Friends, come along on our next 5-hour episosde where we reveal time-of-day effects on the #beardmicrobiome and how a five min #mildplunge is enough to enhance #mitochondria function and prosocial behavior. Especially in combination with #grubermanlabbites.
September 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Friends, come along on our next 5-hour episosde where we reveal time-of-day effects on the #beardmicrobiome and how a five min #mildplunge is enough to enhance #mitochondria function and prosocial behavior. Especially in combination with #grubermanlabbites.
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In our latest episode we dive into brain-beard interactions and their role in shaping your dopamine range and peak performance and focus. We hit on the best supplements for enhancing #beardmicrobiome diversity too!
August 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
In our latest episode we dive into brain-beard interactions and their role in shaping your dopamine range and peak performance and focus. We hit on the best supplements for enhancing #beardmicrobiome diversity too!
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"First of all: 'Not anything the police should have anything to say over'? Alan, Alan, Alan. Perhaps you needed me more than I knew." buff.ly/RJxoYLC
Alan Dershowitz’s Grammarian Responds to Pierogi Incident
When the police arrived, they also advised Dershowitz to use non-gendered pronouns. Dershowitz was hesitant. “I’ll use whatever language I choose t...
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August 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"First of all: 'Not anything the police should have anything to say over'? Alan, Alan, Alan. Perhaps you needed me more than I knew." buff.ly/RJxoYLC
In our latest episode we dive into brain-beard interactions and their role in shaping your dopamine range and peak performance and focus. We hit on the best supplements for enhancing #beardmicrobiome diversity too!
August 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
In our latest episode we dive into brain-beard interactions and their role in shaping your dopamine range and peak performance and focus. We hit on the best supplements for enhancing #beardmicrobiome diversity too!
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I urge my listeners to avoid chewing caffeinated enhancers like these and instead choose #grubermanlabbites to maximize your #dopaminewaves.
June 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I urge my listeners to avoid chewing caffeinated enhancers like these and instead choose #grubermanlabbites to maximize your #dopaminewaves.
I urge my listeners to avoid chewing caffeinated enhancers like these and instead choose #grubermanlabbites to maximize your #dopaminewaves.
June 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I urge my listeners to avoid chewing caffeinated enhancers like these and instead choose #grubermanlabbites to maximize your #dopaminewaves.
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Lots of changes happening at the NIH. In today's 6-hour podcast on "Improving Science and Restoring Trust in Public Health" we get unique insights from one of our most valuable and trusted sources: Satan. He, yes he, also has some great tips for cultivating your most alluring beard.
June 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Lots of changes happening at the NIH. In today's 6-hour podcast on "Improving Science and Restoring Trust in Public Health" we get unique insights from one of our most valuable and trusted sources: Satan. He, yes he, also has some great tips for cultivating your most alluring beard.
Lots of changes happening at the NIH. In today's 6-hour podcast on "Improving Science and Restoring Trust in Public Health" we get unique insights from one of our most valuable and trusted sources: Satan. He, yes he, also has some great tips for cultivating your most alluring beard.
June 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Lots of changes happening at the NIH. In today's 6-hour podcast on "Improving Science and Restoring Trust in Public Health" we get unique insights from one of our most valuable and trusted sources: Satan. He, yes he, also has some great tips for cultivating your most alluring beard.
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Proud to stand with my fellow faculty and podcast vampires on this topic.
Our most exciting projects using single cell sequencing to identify prosocial diverse beard microbiota is powered by students from all over the 🌎
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Our most exciting projects using single cell sequencing to identify prosocial diverse beard microbiota is powered by students from all over the 🌎
stanforddaily.com/2025/05/26/s...
Stanford faculty react to Harvard international student ban, foresee long-term damage
Professors raised concerns about the effects of the Trump administration’s action for Stanford and other schools.
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May 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Proud to stand with my fellow faculty and podcast vampires on this topic.
Our most exciting projects using single cell sequencing to identify prosocial diverse beard microbiota is powered by students from all over the 🌎
stanforddaily.com/2025/05/26/s...
Our most exciting projects using single cell sequencing to identify prosocial diverse beard microbiota is powered by students from all over the 🌎
stanforddaily.com/2025/05/26/s...
Proud to stand with my fellow faculty and podcast vampires on this topic.
Our most exciting projects using single cell sequencing to identify prosocial diverse beard microbiota is powered by students from all over the 🌎
stanforddaily.com/2025/05/26/s...
Our most exciting projects using single cell sequencing to identify prosocial diverse beard microbiota is powered by students from all over the 🌎
stanforddaily.com/2025/05/26/s...
Stanford faculty react to Harvard international student ban, foresee long-term damage
Professors raised concerns about the effects of the Trump administration’s action for Stanford and other schools.
stanforddaily.com
May 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Proud to stand with my fellow faculty and podcast vampires on this topic.
Our most exciting projects using single cell sequencing to identify prosocial diverse beard microbiota is powered by students from all over the 🌎
stanforddaily.com/2025/05/26/s...
Our most exciting projects using single cell sequencing to identify prosocial diverse beard microbiota is powered by students from all over the 🌎
stanforddaily.com/2025/05/26/s...
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EMERGENCY 4-HOUR POD:
With the end of censorship, the Gruberman Lab is delighted to publish our full archive of studies on the ideal prosocial beard microbiome. We are releasing new probiotic waxes to cultivate the ideal magnetic beard. Thank you Jay.
With the end of censorship, the Gruberman Lab is delighted to publish our full archive of studies on the ideal prosocial beard microbiome. We are releasing new probiotic waxes to cultivate the ideal magnetic beard. Thank you Jay.
March 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
EMERGENCY 4-HOUR POD:
With the end of censorship, the Gruberman Lab is delighted to publish our full archive of studies on the ideal prosocial beard microbiome. We are releasing new probiotic waxes to cultivate the ideal magnetic beard. Thank you Jay.
With the end of censorship, the Gruberman Lab is delighted to publish our full archive of studies on the ideal prosocial beard microbiome. We are releasing new probiotic waxes to cultivate the ideal magnetic beard. Thank you Jay.
EMERGENCY 4-HOUR POD:
With the end of censorship, the Gruberman Lab is delighted to publish our full archive of studies on the ideal prosocial beard microbiome. We are releasing new probiotic waxes to cultivate the ideal magnetic beard. Thank you Jay.
With the end of censorship, the Gruberman Lab is delighted to publish our full archive of studies on the ideal prosocial beard microbiome. We are releasing new probiotic waxes to cultivate the ideal magnetic beard. Thank you Jay.
March 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
EMERGENCY 4-HOUR POD:
With the end of censorship, the Gruberman Lab is delighted to publish our full archive of studies on the ideal prosocial beard microbiome. We are releasing new probiotic waxes to cultivate the ideal magnetic beard. Thank you Jay.
With the end of censorship, the Gruberman Lab is delighted to publish our full archive of studies on the ideal prosocial beard microbiome. We are releasing new probiotic waxes to cultivate the ideal magnetic beard. Thank you Jay.
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We would like to formally welcome Ezra Klein into our exclusive club of bearded man who talk a lot.
March 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We would like to formally welcome Ezra Klein into our exclusive club of bearded man who talk a lot.
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HAVE YOU LISTENED TO MY VOICE LATELY?
February 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
HAVE YOU LISTENED TO MY VOICE LATELY?
We would like to formally welcome Ezra Klein into our exclusive club of bearded man who talk a lot.
March 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We would like to formally welcome Ezra Klein into our exclusive club of bearded man who talk a lot.
HAVE YOU LISTENED TO MY VOICE LATELY?
February 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
HAVE YOU LISTENED TO MY VOICE LATELY?
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We are excited to lead the newly created and highly "efficient" National Institute of Beard Microbiota (NIBM). Look for a new RFA on studying the social impacts of new beard cultivars and a concerning rise in antisocial behavior in transplanted mice.
February 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
We are excited to lead the newly created and highly "efficient" National Institute of Beard Microbiota (NIBM). Look for a new RFA on studying the social impacts of new beard cultivars and a concerning rise in antisocial behavior in transplanted mice.
We are excited to lead the newly created and highly "efficient" National Institute of Beard Microbiota (NIBM). Look for a new RFA on studying the social impacts of new beard cultivars and a concerning rise in antisocial behavior in transplanted mice.
February 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
We are excited to lead the newly created and highly "efficient" National Institute of Beard Microbiota (NIBM). Look for a new RFA on studying the social impacts of new beard cultivars and a concerning rise in antisocial behavior in transplanted mice.
In today's 6-hour podcast I unpack everything you need to know about the latest executive orders, how these will impact the development of #Grubermanlabbites, our diversity funding for the Fremontian druids, and why we think our beloved vampire bro RFK jr has lost his #dopamine vitality.
February 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
In today's 6-hour podcast I unpack everything you need to know about the latest executive orders, how these will impact the development of #Grubermanlabbites, our diversity funding for the Fremontian druids, and why we think our beloved vampire bro RFK jr has lost his #dopamine vitality.