Hans Gruber
@gruber-hans.bsky.social
I'm a lawyer disguised as a terrorist. Or is it the other way around?
#BirdsUp #WAF
#BirdsUp #WAF
This handsome dummy is my partner's dog Beau. He has eaten socks, aluminum foil, an entire baguette including the paper it was wrapped in, an entire large pepperoni pizza, and regularly gnaws on logs and rocks just for fun. I tell people that he's half goat.
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This handsome dummy is my partner's dog Beau. He has eaten socks, aluminum foil, an entire baguette including the paper it was wrapped in, an entire large pepperoni pizza, and regularly gnaws on logs and rocks just for fun. I tell people that he's half goat.
This is Hank. He was my best friend. I got him from the shelter and had him over 12 years. He passed away suddenly while I was in the middle of my divorce and it felt like my world was crumbling. Life got better and I even got another cat. But there will be only one Hank. I miss him dearly.
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This is Hank. He was my best friend. I got him from the shelter and had him over 12 years. He passed away suddenly while I was in the middle of my divorce and it felt like my world was crumbling. Life got better and I even got another cat. But there will be only one Hank. I miss him dearly.
This book caused me (a former prosecutor) to completely reverse my opinion on capital punishment.
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This book caused me (a former prosecutor) to completely reverse my opinion on capital punishment.
Ben, the food should be there.
October 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Ben, the food should be there.
My girlfriend had an early meeting this morning and I had to get all three kids up, dressed, fed, and to three different schools. I cannot believe they were all on time. I need a drink.
October 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
My girlfriend had an early meeting this morning and I had to get all three kids up, dressed, fed, and to three different schools. I cannot believe they were all on time. I need a drink.
My feed thinks Hegseth is a war pig lololol
September 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My feed thinks Hegseth is a war pig lololol
UTSA's secondary today
September 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
UTSA's secondary today
Tom Waits as Renfield in Bram Stoker's Dracula
August 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Tom Waits as Renfield in Bram Stoker's Dracula
Another $258.40 if y'all are keeping track...
July 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Another $258.40 if y'all are keeping track...
That head looks like a Quintesson...
June 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
That head looks like a Quintesson...
He was just pretending to be white like when Eddie Murphy did it on SNL.
June 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
He was just pretending to be white like when Eddie Murphy did it on SNL.
Well they can always make money off the ad promoting the candidate they just endorsed, in which the ad touts the endorsement.
May 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Well they can always make money off the ad promoting the candidate they just endorsed, in which the ad touts the endorsement.
Lmaoooo he'll never live it down haha
May 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Lmaoooo he'll never live it down haha
My cat is enjoying your book, @cravenmike.bsky.social
May 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My cat is enjoying your book, @cravenmike.bsky.social
Zuck: The average American has three friends.
May 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Zuck: The average American has three friends.
