1st Browns game of the season means drinking from the 1981 Brian Sipe glass. This year's selection is a Sam Adams Flannel Fest dunkel. Now to hand wash the glass until the last game. #Clevelandbrowns #Cleveland #nfl

Superman: The Movie where Gene Hackman's Lex Luther wants to cause an earthquake that sends California into the ocean so he can buy up prime beachfront property. Same thing.
#Dolt45 #Trump #DJT #economy #401k

I deactivated and deleted my account months ago. A couple of weeks ago I got an email telling me my account has been suspended for "inauthentic behavior." Whatever that means. This is like ghosting an ex and then months later they tell you they're breaking up with you. Like...I know, bitch. Keep up.

I deleted my Twitter account several months ago. Today, I get this email. Kinda like ghosting a girlfriend only to have her text you after months of no contact saying, "I'm breaking up with you." Yeah, bitch, we broke up months ago.

I'm drinking Irish tears tonight. Go Bucks!

Michelle right now:

Last Browns game of the season so time for the traditional drinking from the 1981 Wendy's Brian Sipe glass. This year's selection is a Peanut Butter Cup Imperial Stout from Southern Tier Brewing. Now to hand wash the glass until 1st game next season. And Happy Birthday Myles Garrett!

How about a story in 4 panels?
New kitty kicked my dogs off their own bed. They came to me for help.

The new kitty has taken over the dogs' bed. They came to me for help.
Me: "I ain't starting nothin' with that kitty! She might take my bed next!"

Since we all came over her from that other place...

I'm here. If anyone cares.