not from personal experience, but just having good networking! haha! h-haha..!

yeah i just keep seeing the rupture icon as a cabbage leaf

woe, cabbage upon ye

WE SHALL SEE NEXT YEAR. SAME TIME, SAME PLACE! SAME NEWLY FOUND MYSTICAL CONTEXT? I HOPE NOT, THIS MADE ME GET A HEADACHE. ON...

SUPERB
OWL
SUNDAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
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WHO SHALL ENTER THE ARENA FOR THE CHANCE TO OBTAIN THE SACRED ARTIFACT OF THE STERLING SILVER DIADEM?

WILL IT BE TWO FRESH FACED CHALLENGERS? OR WILL OLD RIVALS CLASH AGAIN TO CAUTERIZE OLD WOUNDS WITH THE FLAMES OF WAR?

SO LONG AS NEW ENGLAND ISN'T THERE. EAT MY ASS, NEW ENGLAND!

ANYWAY. THAT IS THE CONCLUSION OF THE YEARLY HOLY DAY AND GLORIOUS CONTEST.

THE EAGLES SOAR WAY WITH THE SILVER EGG INTO THE HEAVENS, REVITALIZED AND HAVE FOUND PEACE AT LAST. THEIR SOULS AT REST, THE STAGE IS SET FOR NEW CHALLENGERS TO TAKE THE FIELD NEXT YEAR.

THOUGH THIS ONLY PROVES THAT THE ANGER OF THE BEGRUDGED DEAD IS A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH. NOTHING THAT EVEN THE FORCES OF NATURE CAN CONTEND WITH.

FOR WHAT RULE DOES NATURE HAVE OVER A REALM THAT IS MADE OF THE UNNATURAL?

OH, UH. HOLD ON, I'M GETTING WORD THAT WE AREN'T DOOMED. IN FACT THE EAGLES ARE JUST TURNING BACK INTO REGULAR BIRDS AGAIN.

THE EARTH IS... HEALING? I SUPPOSE? WHAT A STRANGE DIADEM CONTEST THIS YEAR.

WILL THE GODS OF THE REALM TRIUMPH OVER THE SINSTER DEAD? WILL WE CONTINUE TO HAVE PEACE IN THE LAND? UNLIKELY. BECAUSE WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANOTHER HALFTIME SHOW. GUH.

FIND OUT ON THE MOST SANCTIMONIOUS OF DAYS. THE GREATEST CONTEST OF ALL!!!

SUPERB!
OWL!
SUNDAY!!!
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PREPARE FOR ANOTHER GRIPPING BATTLE, AS NOT ONLY DO OUR LIVES HANG IN THE BALANCE FOR FEAR OF DURESS OF THE UNDEAD, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, THE BIGGEST BOY COOL KID AWARD IS UP FOR GRABS: THE SILVER EGG PEDESTAL.

I ALWAYS ENJOYED A GOOD GRUDGE MATCH, THIS LOOKS EXCITING! DESPITE MY FEAR!

ANYWAY. WE STILL HAVE A BATTLE TO WITNESS. AND WITNESS IT WE SHALL!

THE KANSAS CITY WARCHIEFS PREPARE FOR A FIERCE BATTLE TO DEFEND THEIR TWO YEAR TERM OF SUPERIORITY. TO DEFEND US FROM AN UNNATURAL THREAT.

BETTER THAN ANYTHING NEW ENGLAND CAN DO! EAT SHIT NEW ENGLAND! NICE 4-13! AHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!

JUST AS MANY CLAIM THAT THE SPIRITS OF THE BEGRUDGED DEAD HAUNT THE PLANET LONGING FOR PEACEFUL REST, SO TOO DO THE CADAVERS OF THE EAGLES TAKE FLIGHT ONCE AGAIN, LONGING FOR THE PEACE OF TRUE FLIGHT AMONG THE SKIES OF THE EARTH.

...THIS IS STARTING TO GET TOO MYSTICAL FOR ME, HONESTLY.

THE WARCHIEFS DESCEND FROM THE HEAVENS, SENSING A DISTURBANCE IN THE NATURAL ORDER OF THE WORLD. AS THIS PLANET'S NATURAL PROTECTOR, THEY RISE TO SHIELD THE INHABITANTS FROM ALL UNNATURAL PREDATORS.

BUT VENGEANCE DOES NOT STOP AFTER ONE DRAWS THEIR LAST BREATH.

ALRIGHT, WELL... NO, NO THE PAPER DOES SAY IT'S FOR THIS YEAR OF 2025...

BUT THE WARCHIEFS ALREADY HAVE DOMINION OVER THE AIR! AND ALL ELEMENTS! THE EAGLES ARE DEAD! HOW COULD-- DEAR LORD!

THE EAGLES ARE BUT SKELETAL REMAINS, ANIMATED BY SOME SINISTER FORCE! AND... REINFORCED BY METAL? DAMN OKAY.

(SOUNDS OF SHUFFLING PAPER THAT GROWS SLIGHTLY FRANTIC.)

WH-WHAT YEAR IS--

(SOUND OF PAPER SHUFFLING SUDDENLY STOPS.)

...THE KANSAS CITY WARCHIEFS AND THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES? AGAIN???

I THINK I'M HAVING A CRISIS OF MY PLACE IN TIME AND HISTORY.

THIS YEAR, TWO NEW BANDS OF WARRIORS ENTER THE ARENA TO CLAIM THE STERLING SILVER DIADEM, AND WITH IT, DOMINION OVER THE REALM. ENTERING THE ARENA ARE THE--

... WAIT. WAIT A DAMN MINUTE.

YES. IT IS THAT TIME AGAIN: TOO EARLY FOR VALENTINE'S DAY CONSUMERISM, BUT JUST IN TIME FOR THE MOST SANCTIMONIOUS DAY OF ALL. THE ONE TRUE HOLY DAY FOR EVERY RED BLOODED AMERICAN ON THIS BLUE MARBLE WE CALL EARTH.

THAT'S RIGHT.

SUPERB.
OWL.
SUNDAY.