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Groyer
@groyer.bsky.social
infrequent tweets about video games & my IT job. occasional pictures of animals found on said job. 100% shitposts. run while you can.
oh, to be a cat, unbothered, sleeping in a small bench tent sheltered from the rain
August 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i had to buy my way into my own home because of this vicious creature guarding the front door.

(paid in food and belly rubs)
July 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
them going "don't expect anything soon :)" then dropping RE9 with the deep cut of playing as Alyssa Ashcroft's daughter?

that's some Capgod level nonsense right there, i fuckin' kneel
June 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Oblivion remake/remaster being fairly imminently soon is sick!

but then Persona 4 remake/remaster got another update (updated site listing again) and that reminded me that i'm not ready for the internet to go back on their bullshit about whatever "affairs" P4 has.
April 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
man, i was genuinely excited for the Switch 2 until all the pricing came out of the wood work. no fuckin surprise they were very quiet about it.

this sucks.
April 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
taking a walk in the park after work, and there's an old man in front of my talking to his phone.

he then drops his phone, and it bounces perfectly off the case side and into the running river. i heard none of his conversation, but i did hear a very clear, articulate:
March 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
listen, i don't post much in general, let alone about games that i want people to see & play.

store.steampowered.com/app/3362040/...

but if somehow, the title "Spybot: The Nightfall Incident" resonates with you and fires off nostalgic serotonin, please. PLEASE play this demo. even if not, play it.
Cell Command on Steam
TURN-BASED TACTICS meets SNAKE: A new roguelike in the Genome Guardian universe. SPLICE DNA to create new units, enhance their genetics, and take on the Abyss virus once more in a variety of different...
store.steampowered.com
February 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
OH HOLD ON, THAT'S THE HORN! THE CONTEST IS OVER! WHO IS LEFT STANDING...

...NOBODY! NOBODY IS LEFT STANDING! BECAUSE THE WARCHIEFS ARE BEING CARREID AWAY BY THE CARRION REMAINS OF THE EAGLES!!!

WE ARE ALL DOOMED.
February 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
y'know, i haven't really used this site very much. mostly because through out all of my use of quick social media, i started waning off of it, even before the shitstorm. but i feel like i should make a few more posts now and then.

AND THE EVENT OF TODAY DEMANDS A CRIER.
February 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
after playing the DW:Origins demo:

i feel like KT is about to deliver the best Musou game they've ever made, and forwarding the genre into an amazing hybrid of hack-n-slash one man army and action/spectacle combat. holy shit they cooked with this game.
November 22, 2024 at 3:45 PM
November 15, 2024 at 1:38 PM
so a Tetris game is coming out in around 12 hours to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Tetris, with games from all over the series

what i'd like to know, is what fuckin' game involves this burning jack-o-lantern flipping off 5 burning children because ***wow***
November 12, 2024 at 5:30 AM
been getting into solo board games recently. dunno why, but they are hella comfy to play.

not pictured: Final Girl and Marvel Champions
November 12, 2024 at 4:18 AM
sof bean on a service call:

they crawled out from under the bed and peeked around the corner before slowly walking over, headbutting my leg for pets. extremely soft pillow. 20/10
November 7, 2024 at 7:15 PM
i cannot believe the first actual vampire we get in Vampire Survivors, not only comes from the game it's heavily inspired by

but he turns to the camera and more or less says "i AM the vampire survivor! ;)" and that's... it

fucking. cinema.
November 2, 2024 at 6:26 AM
it is also extremely refreshing to not see a big ass blue button constantly going "lmao pay for a check mark to get daily free death threats from jackoffs"
October 17, 2024 at 3:01 AM
zoinks scoob, that old social media place was like, total dogshit!
October 17, 2024 at 2:59 AM