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Lee
@grouptrashpanda.bsky.social
Over caffeinated
Feral
Liberal
Athiest
Feminist
Neurodivergent
Momma

I will eat your leftovers out of the fridge

She/Her

Disabled vet thankful to be done working for the federal government boys club
Pinned
Public bathroom with a 3yo who wants a stall to herself:

3yo: Mommy don’t come in
*Scuffle scuffle*
Mommy what is this?

Me:(thinking this is a good teaching moment about perspective) I can’t see it with my eyes honey! Can you describe it to me with words?

*Short pause*

3yo: It doesn’t taste good
9yo: Mommy, Abraham has a girlfriend but he also has a crush on my friend

Me: Well sweetie sometimes-

9yo: **interrupts screaming dramatically**

It’s plagiarism!! He’s a player!!

**storms off**

#parenting
March 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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In “Way of the Kings” there’s a cursed king who doesn’t know whether he will wake up a genius or an idiot each morning.

That’s how I am now with anger. Today I am very angry.
February 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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You’d think with all this daily rage I’d be burning more calories
February 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Great point.
February 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Sorry I didn’t respond to your text, my kids sent me on 47 side quests
February 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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He's not blaming DEI, he's blaming women and non white people.
January 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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I’m not trying to be dramatic but every five minutes I spend making small talk takes six months off my life.
November 17, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Public bathroom with a 3yo who wants a stall to herself:

3yo: Mommy don’t come in
*Scuffle scuffle*
Mommy what is this?

Me:(thinking this is a good teaching moment about perspective) I can’t see it with my eyes honey! Can you describe it to me with words?

*Short pause*

3yo: It doesn’t taste good
January 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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January 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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when someone tries to explain crypto to me
#Caturday
January 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Here I am, a factory worker enjoying his lunch in the North End of Boston on January 15, 1919. I’ve survived the influenza pandemic, I’m feeling good about life, and I’ve never been more confident I will not be swallowed up by a flood of liquid sugarcane extract
January 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Its technically a cat comic
January 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM