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Ground Man
@groundman003.bsky.social
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I am the lone Tenno operative raiding the ship for supplies. Guac has been, is, and likely always will be extra. If you were from where I was from, we'd be neighbors.

[he/him] [PFP and banner by @jeffpennington.bsky.social]
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alamhigo.bsky.social
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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dailytokusatsu.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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keithstack.com
Today I’ll be reviewing Metroid Prime 4: Beyond. Now let’s get this out on a tray.

(cut to a shot of a lone Switch cartridge sitting on a metal tray)

Nice.
December 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social
We’re just normal men
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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don-brown.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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koushiroizumi.bsky.social
"Henshin."
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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ericlang.bsky.social
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "what's your blood type?" "I'm probably a type O", said the rabbit.
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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rangerdonald.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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bwprowl.bsky.social
Arguing with a child about Kamen Rider
My player character in Pokemon Legends ZA staring down their sworn enemy: a grade-schooler named Xavi who says "X is good, but W is better, don't you think?"
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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midnightmiracle.bsky.social
using “hsr” as an acronym for gachagame should be a crime. those are homestar runner’s sacred initials you heathen
October 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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jaytholen.net
October 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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jeffpennington.art
ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!

Happy Halloween from me and the General Mills cereal monsters! I painted these portraits two years ago now I think but I still love ‘em
Digital portrait painting of cereal mascot Boo Berry from the famous Halloween-themed cereal Boo Berry. He’s a cartoon ghost with a half-lidded gaze adjusting a red bow tie on his non-existent spectral neck while wearing a straw boater hat. Digital portrait of famous cereal mascot Count Chocula from the Halloween themed cereal of the same name. He’s a vampire with a long face and a long crooked nose wearing a high collared cape and raising a single finger in exclamation. He also has two buck teeth and two high points in his quaffed hair. Digital portrait of famous cereal mascot Franken Berry from the Halloween themed cereal of the same name. He is a big pink oafish looking monster wearing heavy studded metal goggles with various steam engine parts sticking out of his head. He’s pointing to himself with his index finger which happens to include a strawberry shaped fingernail.
October 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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jeffpennington.art
It’s my birthday! Which isn’t super exciting but what would be is if you RT my art around today to celebrate. I’d appreciate it and maybe someone looking to hire an artist could find me!

More at jeffpennington.art ✌️
Digital painting of Captain Sisko of Star Trek Deep Space Nine as the 1950’s science fiction writer Benny Russell, with the ghostly presence of the actual Sisko hovering contemplating over his shoulder. Russell wears a fedora, gold rimmed glasses, and a suit and tie and has a look of disbelief on his face. His right glasses lense has the reflection of the space station Deep Space Nine covering it. Digital illustration combining Nickelodeon’s Doug with Kentaro Miura’s Berserk. The Berserk logo has been over-written with the Doug logo as if the red kanji text translates to “Doug.” Doug Funnie is partially dressed as Guts and carries his massive demon slayer sword in the foreground while the Band of the Hawk in the mid ground is represented by the fictional band The Beets. In the back ground Skeeter Valentine, dressed as Griffith, looks into the distance with a blank smile while Patti Mayonnaise, dressed as Casca, looks contemplative and distant behind him. Rolling clouds lead into the sunset in the far distance. Digital portrait of Elden Ring character Malenia, Blade of Miquella. She is touching a digitized butterfly from the Kirby series of video games because that’s what the client wanted and I did it even though it’s kinda made this portrait not of the zeitgeist but whatever. The touch of the butterfly is digitizing Malenia, her lower half already transforming into broken apart glowing pixels. She wears a golden prosthetic arm and golden winged valkyrie’s helm, dark red cloak with a furred neckline, and a series of overlapping robes with golden accessories. What can be seen of her right arm is rotted into an indiscriminate inhuman tone. Her red hair is flowing from beneath her helmet, framing her body on either side. Digital painting of a fish-eye lens view of Mario from Super Mario Odyssey wearing his original NES-era color scheme outfit and riding a Vespa with his head tilted up toward the viewer and a big smile on his face. He’s pulled up to the curve parking on a city street marked with several decals. An iPhone text bubble below reads “this ur uber am outside” as if Mario is texting you himself.
October 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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cinanuva.bsky.social
Deciding everyone on bsky needs to see this
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September 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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jeffpennington.art
I got to write another article for EZIYODA!

This one’s chock full of jokes and japes but plenty of jeers for a series of decisions that tanked the explosive 90’s popularity of Resident Evil’s first protagonist and poster child - Jill Valentine.

eziyoda.com/gaming/capco...
September 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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jeffpennington.art
I’m gonna be real it’s getting a little iffy going this long without any work so if you’ve been holding off hitting me up for a commission or any longer term work this is the PERFECT time to reach out!

contact@jeffpennington.art or DM me!
A commission chart with examples of my art and prices for different categories of art. The three categories are Sketch (represented by a very hard boiled Jar Jar Binks 1940’s noir detective), Line Art (represented by a recreation of a chapter illustration from Dragon Ball Z starring Giga Cat Mario as SSj Goku and an astonished Bowser as Frieza), and Full Color (represented by a digits painting of Malenia, Blade of Miquella, from Elden Ring.)
September 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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sardonicus.eu
man rolling rock up hill how it started how its going
September 16, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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annabookwriter.bsky.social
Oh HELL yes
Screenshot of an announcement from SESAME WORKSHOP. The Sesame Street library is coming to YouTube! Beginning in January 2026, YouTube will have the largest digital library of Sesame Street content, with hundreds of full episodes coming to the Sesame Street channels. Join us as we help children everywhere grow smarter, stronger, and kinder, one episode at a time.
September 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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maskedtai.bsky.social
Look, all I'm saying is that one Chase is better than the other and deserves the top listing.
a man and a woman are driving a car and the word chaser is above them
ALT: a man and a woman are driving a car and the word chaser is above them
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September 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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mynameisgrant.bsky.social
Why does the world have to BE SO STUPID
Screencap of a google result for “Kamen Rider Chaser” showing image results for Kamen Rider Chase, but a text description for Chase the financial institution.
September 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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pjvphotography.bsky.social
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
A pika sits on a mossy rock. Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head. An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye. An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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warframe.com
The #TennoCon 2025 Cosplay Contest was a showcase of talent, passion, and Warframe spirit.

Every participant brought something incredible to the stage — thank you for making this event a showstopper. You can see them for yourself in the thread below!
July 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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reforest-kelley.bsky.social
Weyoun from DS9 with an empty speech bubble at the bottom of the frame
July 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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magiinemagiine.bsky.social
this is one of the rider images i never believe is real each time i see it. they're just vibing look at them
July 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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celmiu.bsky.social
June 19, 2025 at 9:32 AM