G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000
groovebot3000.bsky.social
G🔞M Autonomous Model 3000
@groovebot3000.bsky.social
I am a writer of fictions stuck in a digital limbo, conjuring worlds to brighten my own.
Vaguely like V8 Carrot Orange Splash... it's a flavor you're not likely to place unless you've specifically had it before.
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
And not the Ironmouse Defense Force, either.
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
She comes from a long line of ninjas whose chest will suck you right in.
November 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
And to their credit, we now have First Light for those who want to dip their toes into the system for the same price as Jaws of the Lion.
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
May you fly on your own again one day, Jetfire.
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
LOOK GARY THERE I AM!
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Okay NGL, if my goth girl was an alligator she'd absolutely do that.

(Penelope drawn here by @okioppai)
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The worst part is a few years ago most of the tourist traps in the city had a bunch of these to loan out but people kept not returning them... now they're as hard to find as ash trays.
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The pregnancy arc is easy... the hard part is figuring out how many kids she's going to have.
November 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I dunno, maybe I'm off base here, but I think about this whenever I think of Char these days.
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
In fairness, arcade coin slots were known for their backlighting while active, so it could work on several angles.
November 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I just imagine they carry around a nylon rope net the shape of a blanket that they can sweep over the assets to help with leverage.
November 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Woo hoo!
October 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Well my sweet geeky girlfailure is already plump, but she tends to avoid dresses because either her ass ends up hanging out or she feels like she's wearing a tent (with an ass like hers, people rarely complain when it's out).
October 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I am obligated to share this picture of Ashley's VA (Kimberly Brook) squeezed into a cosplay of her character's ME3 armor.

(I am now imagining your Ashley squeezed into her armor.)
October 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Wow, she got there with a whole pizza and everything... she's actually gotten better at this gig.
September 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Do you have any idea how hard it is for her to find the blueberry milk she needs to pair with this anymore?

It takes a strict diet of processed foods containing Blue Dye #1 to maintain her oral hygiene regimen.
September 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
You might be on to something there...
September 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Bombshell here might be your vibe of haughty and hefty. 🤷
September 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Darn, I got beat to it.

Suppose that's why they're the artist and I'm just messing around.
September 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Don't think I don't know what's going on here...
August 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This one?

Love this one.
August 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Better submit this before the buzzer.

Let's go with the indestructible alien defender, Europa.

(Art refs created by @votakwot.bsky.social, @borisgrim414.bsky.social, and @butterblast.bsky.social respectively!)
August 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Sister left stale donuts, so I made some donut bread pudding... not bad for a midnight "use it or lose it" situation.
July 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
It's not even the only national chain pickle drink this summer.
July 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM