i wish dennis prager would post that hog. been asking for years.

If you use the word "unalive" in real life I'm going to gut you like a fish.

Not many people know this, but if you stutter while talking to someone they will beat you up and throw rocks at your head and break your legs and kill you.

The woke left wants me to go to bed at 8:00. What they fail to realize is that I don't want to. #wokemindvirus

Whoever just beat me in mortal kombat online I'm going to blow up your fucking house

there is a FREAKING creature on the floor

when someone says “I’m going to become the joker” that’s actually subtitle foreshadowing that they’re going to become the joker

Fun fact: doctors usually keep the skin from circumcisions as little snacks for when they are peckish.

as someone who doesn’t follow soccer, i’m getting a little annoyed by all the soccer posts i see on here. everything i don’t personally enjoy should be destroyed

hating pumpkin pie is not cool or edgy. it’s disrespectful to the pie community

I'm going absolutely bananas