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Grog
@groggypizza.bsky.social
Just a humble soul hoping for one moment in the spotlight
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I would like to get famous on BlueSky! Please like and repost this! I’m desperate!
I think my favorite cereal just switched to Apple Jacks
December 16, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Mr. Dennis Preger,

I do not think political talk radio is supposed to be this entertaining. It’s supposed to be factual and droll.

Sincerely,

Grog
December 12, 2024 at 6:18 PM
We have the meat!
Humans are the only species who have ever managed to invent Arby’s
December 12, 2024 at 3:10 AM
I think my mom should watch Bottoms.
December 9, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Smoking a bowl with tobacco in it smells like Olive Garden in 2005.
December 9, 2024 at 11:33 PM
I honestly can’t wait for TikTok to get shutdown. It will improve my quality of life so incredibly much.
December 9, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Why is there not a Harambe documentary?
December 8, 2024 at 9:37 PM
I should have not downloaded Letterboxd.
December 8, 2024 at 7:12 AM
Reposted by Grog
Post something before you start following people. That helps them know you're really "here" and that you might not be a bot. Reposting is okay when it's meaningful, but a lot of reposting just looks like a bot.
November 12, 2024 at 7:37 PM
I think I might be betraying my fellow BlueSky family by still owning Dogecoin.
December 6, 2024 at 8:37 PM
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Armadillo? No way. Dillo’s can’t be trusted with guns.
December 6, 2024 at 6:43 PM
You never see interracial relationships in Arthur. It’s always an aardvark that married another aardvark or a rat that married another rat.
December 5, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Fantasy football only spreads hatred
December 5, 2024 at 9:44 PM
What is the relationship from Father John Misty to Kendrick Lamar listeners? I would like to see that Venn diagram
December 4, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Anyone thing Spotify Wrapped does not pick up on Google Speaker minutes?
December 4, 2024 at 4:08 PM
BlueSky is also the same name of the organic soda brand I was made fun of drinking in elementary school.
December 3, 2024 at 10:27 PM
BlueSky is just so much less sexual than Twitter and in a lot of ways, I like that.
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December 3, 2024 at 10:24 PM
What should I do tonight? It’s between drinking myself into oblivion or reading.
December 3, 2024 at 10:23 PM
A gun safety class is more expensive than a license to carry class. Let that sink in.
December 3, 2024 at 10:22 PM
I would like to get famous on BlueSky! Please like and repost this! I’m desperate!
December 3, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Achoo-awh! Sneeze on that thang!
November 30, 2024 at 2:56 AM
I can guarantee you John Nash was good at Sudoku.
November 28, 2024 at 2:57 AM
I think I realized it’s over for city living when I’m starting to hit the same red light 3 times in a row.
November 22, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Everyone was talking about BlueSky. And by everyone I mean the podcast Hard Fork! Thanks for showing me a better social media platform guys!
November 22, 2024 at 9:15 PM
If everyone thought like Forrest Gump, the world would be a better place.
November 22, 2024 at 7:11 PM