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Demolition day in the downstairs bathroom. Heard the phrase, “don’t worry. You can fix that.” Not sure how I feel about that.
February 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Demolition day in the downstairs bathroom. Heard the phrase, “don’t worry. You can fix that.” Not sure how I feel about that.
Just once I’d like to see an episode of The Property Brothers where, during a renovation they tear open a wall in an old house and a desiccated corpse or two tumbles out.
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Just once I’d like to see an episode of The Property Brothers where, during a renovation they tear open a wall in an old house and a desiccated corpse or two tumbles out.
How many times do I have to tell her to get off? It’s like she doesn’t even speak English.
January 25, 2026 at 6:06 PM
How many times do I have to tell her to get off? It’s like she doesn’t even speak English.
My name is Lucy and I had my teeth cleaned today. I am stoned out of my mind on pain meds.
January 23, 2026 at 2:33 AM
My name is Lucy and I had my teeth cleaned today. I am stoned out of my mind on pain meds.
Dear iPhone/iPad, please pass onto your overlords that I have purchased the Hex Clad pans and no longer need to see the ads in my social media and games. Note that I’m not thrilled that the ads only started showing up after I discussed the potential purchase within hearing range of my devices
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Dear iPhone/iPad, please pass onto your overlords that I have purchased the Hex Clad pans and no longer need to see the ads in my social media and games. Note that I’m not thrilled that the ads only started showing up after I discussed the potential purchase within hearing range of my devices
I lost the plastic top to my Pringles can on the plane on Friday. The chips were not stale this morning. I don’t know if I should be pleased or frightened.
November 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I lost the plastic top to my Pringles can on the plane on Friday. The chips were not stale this morning. I don’t know if I should be pleased or frightened.
Starting your roofing project at 7 AM might be legal, but you’re sure not making any friends in the neighborhood.
October 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Starting your roofing project at 7 AM might be legal, but you’re sure not making any friends in the neighborhood.
ICE Raids: Myth Vs. Fact — theonion.com/ice-raids-my...
ICE Raids: Myth Vs. Fact
As Immigration and Customs Enforcement operations ramp up across the country, so has misinformation. The Onion dispels common myths surrounding ICE raids. MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training. FACT:...
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October 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
ICE Raids: Myth Vs. Fact — theonion.com/ice-raids-my...
Watching a rerun of The Twilight Zone episode “It’s a Good Life” with Bill Mumy and I’m thinking that I could give him a whole list to be sent to The Corn Field. If only…
October 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Watching a rerun of The Twilight Zone episode “It’s a Good Life” with Bill Mumy and I’m thinking that I could give him a whole list to be sent to The Corn Field. If only…
At this point it seems like anyone who puts an “if” statement in their code calls it AI.
This is tech/marketing people leveraging decades of science fiction media presenting "AI" as generally encyclopedic and infallible. People think they're getting JARVIS, when what they're getting is the machine version of that annoying dude in your dorm confidently spouting bullshit on every subject
This marketing term is causing untold harm, of course, mostly to the naive and gullible. But it’s surprising how many educated and apparently intelligent people are placing an unwarranted degree of trust in these programmes.
October 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
At this point it seems like anyone who puts an “if” statement in their code calls it AI.
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This is tech/marketing people leveraging decades of science fiction media presenting "AI" as generally encyclopedic and infallible. People think they're getting JARVIS, when what they're getting is the machine version of that annoying dude in your dorm confidently spouting bullshit on every subject
This marketing term is causing untold harm, of course, mostly to the naive and gullible. But it’s surprising how many educated and apparently intelligent people are placing an unwarranted degree of trust in these programmes.
October 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This is tech/marketing people leveraging decades of science fiction media presenting "AI" as generally encyclopedic and infallible. People think they're getting JARVIS, when what they're getting is the machine version of that annoying dude in your dorm confidently spouting bullshit on every subject
Watching the movie Salems Lot. So why is the defense against vampires to hold a plus sign? Are they afraid of math?
October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Watching the movie Salems Lot. So why is the defense against vampires to hold a plus sign? Are they afraid of math?
Let me get this straight- Trump’s cult is having a meltdown because they think rabbits are evil? That sounds pretty stupid.
September 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Let me get this straight- Trump’s cult is having a meltdown because they think rabbits are evil? That sounds pretty stupid.
The movie “A Face in the Crowd” gave the American public WAY too much credit. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Face_...
A Face in the Crowd (film) - Wikipedia
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September 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The movie “A Face in the Crowd” gave the American public WAY too much credit. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Face_...
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
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I see some people are demanding we watch the inauguration and I'm all, motherfucker, I didn't watch his first one and spent four years actively avoiding the sound of his voice, what makes you think I'm going to do any different this time around
January 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I see some people are demanding we watch the inauguration and I'm all, motherfucker, I didn't watch his first one and spent four years actively avoiding the sound of his voice, what makes you think I'm going to do any different this time around
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Manhattan smog: fog + pollutants. From 1971-77, the Documerica project captured 20,000 images of America’s environmental impact. Explore these through the National Archives. The photo below is from Documerica—join the movement! Let’s not forget our past, or we’re bound to repeat it.
January 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Manhattan smog: fog + pollutants. From 1971-77, the Documerica project captured 20,000 images of America’s environmental impact. Explore these through the National Archives. The photo below is from Documerica—join the movement! Let’s not forget our past, or we’re bound to repeat it.
Has been told dozens of times to not get on the shelf. Acts like she doesn’t speak English.
January 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Has been told dozens of times to not get on the shelf. Acts like she doesn’t speak English.
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Teachers in Oklahoma are absolutely tired of the Republicans bullshit, and I for one am here for it.
You know what to do ladies and gentlemen.
Spread this far and wide.
P.S. Ryan Walters can take his Christian Nationalism, and his $60 Trump Bibles and shove them straight up his ass.
You know what to do ladies and gentlemen.
Spread this far and wide.
P.S. Ryan Walters can take his Christian Nationalism, and his $60 Trump Bibles and shove them straight up his ass.
December 28, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Teachers in Oklahoma are absolutely tired of the Republicans bullshit, and I for one am here for it.
You know what to do ladies and gentlemen.
Spread this far and wide.
P.S. Ryan Walters can take his Christian Nationalism, and his $60 Trump Bibles and shove them straight up his ass.
You know what to do ladies and gentlemen.
Spread this far and wide.
P.S. Ryan Walters can take his Christian Nationalism, and his $60 Trump Bibles and shove them straight up his ass.
Every night I bring presents to my mom and dad’s room because I know that they like cat toys, napkins, and a Chinese takeout menu. I’ve taken the menu upstairs at least 5 times.
December 19, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Every night I bring presents to my mom and dad’s room because I know that they like cat toys, napkins, and a Chinese takeout menu. I’ve taken the menu upstairs at least 5 times.
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Should be in every newsagents window.
December 17, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Should be in every newsagents window.
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I’ve practiced with this weapon and you need to be aware of not only the blade position but also the spear/pike tip on the other end. It’s a good shoulder and arm workout. And it’s fun. www.instagram.com/reel/DDOUKZI...
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December 6, 2024 at 11:48 PM
I’ve practiced with this weapon and you need to be aware of not only the blade position but also the spear/pike tip on the other end. It’s a good shoulder and arm workout. And it’s fun. www.instagram.com/reel/DDOUKZI...