YooperJaguar
@grimjag00.bsky.social
I have a natural inclination to yell at referees. My favorite team is the Jaguars, and my least favorite team is the Jaguars. Permanently concerned about the O-line. Hope dies in the hands of believers.
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YooperJaguar
@grimjag00.bsky.social
· Sep 3
This week is Schrodinger's Jaguars. They are good and terrible. We're going to dominate and also suck terribly. We are going to the playoffs and getting the #1 pick.
They'll put triggers warnings on movies for sex, violence, and gore. But the MPAA is fine with me raw-dogging a kid vomiting on film.
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
They'll put triggers warnings on movies for sex, violence, and gore. But the MPAA is fine with me raw-dogging a kid vomiting on film.
They're the Sons of Uranus
FUCK THE TITANS
FUCK THE TITANS
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
They're the Sons of Uranus
FUCK THE TITANS
FUCK THE TITANS
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first time with a sense of hope, because if a machine, a Terminator, can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too, Charlie Brown.
That is one big pile of shit, Charlie Brown!
Charlie Brown, transform and roll out
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first time with a sense of hope, because if a machine, a Terminator, can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too, Charlie Brown.
Flush that one from your memory and let's go kick the shit out of the mayo-eating hillfolk of Central Tennessee and Southern Kentucky.
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Flush that one from your memory and let's go kick the shit out of the mayo-eating hillfolk of Central Tennessee and Southern Kentucky.
Gritty, not pretty.
*inhales*
FUCK THE TITANS
*inhales*
FUCK THE TITANS
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Gritty, not pretty.
*inhales*
FUCK THE TITANS
*inhales*
FUCK THE TITANS
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Win is a win is a win. Go Jags. 7-4.
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Win is a win is a win. Go Jags. 7-4.
It's over. Feel better?
Did you have a good time?
Did you have a good time?
This game is diarrhea. You're gonna feel better after it's over, but while it's happening, you won't be having a good time.
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It's over. Feel better?
Did you have a good time?
Did you have a good time?
What the fuck Tim Patrick?
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
What the fuck Tim Patrick?
I like Calais and JHA for the OT coin toss. Good shit.
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I like Calais and JHA for the OT coin toss. Good shit.
Football is so goddamn stupid.
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Football is so goddamn stupid.
I need to go for a walk.
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I need to go for a walk.
LETS GO TREVOR
SCORE HERE AND I'LL DELETE THE TWEETS
SCORE HERE AND I'LL DELETE THE TWEETS
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
LETS GO TREVOR
SCORE HERE AND I'LL DELETE THE TWEETS
SCORE HERE AND I'LL DELETE THE TWEETS
This was a Maason Smith tweet.
Parker should stay. 😘
Parker should stay. 😘
I can't wait til Gladstone gets the rest of this Baalke stank off this team
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This was a Maason Smith tweet.
Parker should stay. 😘
Parker should stay. 😘
DON'T UNCLENCH YET FOLKS
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
DON'T UNCLENCH YET FOLKS
Trevor about to drive 90 yards and turn it over in the red zone
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Trevor about to drive 90 yards and turn it over in the red zone
Kevin Slowbitch will take more sacks than Jacoby
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Kevin Slowbitch will take more sacks than Jacoby
The INT should have been a delay of game penalty but whatever
November 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The INT should have been a delay of game penalty but whatever
It's been so long since Trevor threw it away that I forget you're allowed to
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It's been so long since Trevor threw it away that I forget you're allowed to
That was very very Jaguars
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
That was very very Jaguars
Brissett gonna have 50 completions this week because secondary is ass
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Brissett gonna have 50 completions this week because secondary is ass
I can't wait til Gladstone gets the rest of this Baalke stank off this team
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I can't wait til Gladstone gets the rest of this Baalke stank off this team