Every episode would start with a progressively more self-serving, dramatic and dishonest monologue describing the story so far and Pleakley's journey of finding her inner groove. Most people will find her hideous, except for wealthy and attractive older men, who are drawn to her like flies to honey

i once was celibate for 2 years bc i had more fun making out with a guy, letting him walk me home, and then going “ok i’m going to sleep” and immediately blocking him on everything than i would have had otherwise. it was incredible.

I bid you, take caution before you subject your eyes to such radiance-- My visage is laid bare! GADZOOKS!!!

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