so far I’ve seen way too many posts that sound like early 2010’s tumblr humor. what are we doing

yeah yeah no elon fuck trump and all that. where’s the funny stuff

What Kermit (the frog) is called in ten different countries...

10. Kermit (Denmark)
9. Kermit (France)
8. Kermit (Romania)
7. Kermit (Slovakia)
6. Kermit (Italy)
5. Kermit (Canada)
4. Kermit (Iceland)
3. Kermit (the Netherlands)
2. Kermit (Poland)
1. Gustavo (Spain)

I need some money fast, can you still get rich from kidnapping the Lindbergh baby?

me hanging out with my friends:
“one time-“
“this one time-“
“actually this one time-“
“no way this one time-“
“haha yeah… One time-“