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@greysonh.bsky.social
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main projects: Olano Galaxy, tmc_retake, hn_retake, Project Deisynthesis

other projects: offshoots, other retakes, Custodian, The Centrifuge Brain Project; Subproject: Reestablishment

https://hanzer.straw.page

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August 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
greysonh.bsky.social
are we for real rn... full banner wabababa

alt text has a lotta words btw
The banner of Greyson Hanzer. From left to right: My persona, Greyson. An image from my Moreana Mordegard Glesgorv retake. A landline phone. My Regretevator OC, Custodian. An image from my Something Bad will Happen Soon retake. Aethos. My OC, Jarrett Dextahr, looking less than intelligent. An image from my Hello, Neighbour! retake. A drawover of the classic "Mom found the yaoi" thumbnail, with the text now reading "Mom found the yuri" and starring Jarrett Dextahr. Fanart of the "Want Some Fun" song by Musiclide. (Was liked by Alex Rochon on Twitter before I nuked my account. Reaction: Ecstatic.) An image from my Have You Seen this Man? retake. An image of a church from my The Mandela Catalogue retake. An old drawing of my interpretation of Cesar Torres' alternate. In the top right corner is the text "greyson HANZER".
July 13, 2025 at 7:21 AM
greysonh.bsky.social
I DID IT
#helloneighbor #helloneighbor3 #hn3
The ending text from Hello Neighbor 3: Prototype 2, showing that Jacob (red hat and blue jacket, far), Iris (big blue hair, middle), and Vandal (red backpack and sign-face, close) have been saved from Raven Brooks.
June 17, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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silly guy (srry that its like hardly a ref at all... hes a twink and he has black pants...)
May 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Something bad will happen soon.
Grab the nearest weapon. Use it on the crowds. Listen to my voice. Target the authorities. They are in the way of your godhood. Listen to me. I am your saviour.
May 27, 2025 at 9:15 AM
greysonh.bsky.social
the gooner is mad as fuck
May 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
greysonh.bsky.social
we should tie these people up by their feet and let the blood rush to their heads
Some stupid ass fucking gooner. Die die die die die.
May 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
greysonh.bsky.social
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
May 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
greysonh.bsky.social
weird bug i found on youtube. no this isnt the start of an arg, this is legitimately just smth i found
The YouTube taskbar with the word "null" replacing what should be "Settings".
May 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
greysonh.bsky.social
Jared in "False Draft"

Feel free to do whatever! (totally not begging)

#anemaniac
The character shown is Jared, an original character based on Ollie from OOTIM. He is the faker of Jarrett Dextahr, another OC of mine. He stands gayly, holding a microphone.
May 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
greysonh.bsky.social
Amazing clothing I commissioned!! I really like how it turned out!! It feels like my persona is real...

Creator:
@felenopy.bsky.social
@FeIenopy on Twitter
My Roblox avatar in front of the Shrimp Back store, made by Felenopy. Felenopy is also the creator of the clothing seen on my avatar. The custom head is created by a separate individual, ApplebutGold, Goldenlapple, or simply Appl.
April 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
greysonh.bsky.social
The man, the monster.
April 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
greysonh.bsky.social
muh?
My OC, Jarrett Mathieu Dextahr, looking stupid as fuck.
April 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
greysonh.bsky.social
my new oc jared deckster
Jared Deckster in front of a familiar face. "Been some time, hasn't it?"
April 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
greysonh.bsky.social
Mark Heathcliff v. [???]
Art collab between me and @bunzispheesh.bsky.social (@bUnzIsPheesh on Twitter).

#mandelacatalogue #themandelacatalogue #tmc
[???], also known as "Cesar Torres", standing in the doorway leading to Mark Heathcliff's room. In colour. Ditto. Monochrome.
April 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
greysonh.bsky.social
lazy but augggh (im sorry its not that good....)
@applebutgold.bsky.social
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! 🎈
April 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
greysonh.bsky.social
Custodian!!

He was a resident of a city in Kansas. He applied for a job at a news station as a janitor. The news station was actually a building for the Axolotl Sun, Custodian mistaking it for a news station.

Blah blah blah, now it's been 15-20 years and he's blind now.
April 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Tomas Keegan Maht
April 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Sarrah Wynie Joenz
March 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Jarrett Mathieu Dextahr
March 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
greysonh.bsky.social
"Not quite what you expected?"

What a queer.
A version of my OC, Jarrett Dextahr, in the outfit from the music video "Rabbit Hole".
March 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
greysonh.bsky.social
happy birthday to me! happy birthday to me!
A false version of my persona, Greyson, entitled "Subtergrey". Alternatively, a Russian name and the name "Gray son" are able to be used. The broken form of the previous. It's name is unintelligible, thus rendering the only possible names as either any of the previous names or "Graybrake", which is an intentionally misspelled form of "Gray break".
March 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
greysonh.bsky.social
Mockery and Shroud designs for tmc_retake.
February 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
greysonh.bsky.social
#regretevator #oc

Custodian before and during employment.

Say, that shade of purple looks familiar.
February 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
greysonh.bsky.social
[FOUND] Custodian's original ID card!

"We were cleanmaxxing our stuff and found this awesome thingy! Idk how useful it is, but its super coolpilled!"

Thank you Scag for finding this!

#regretevator
February 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM