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Greyson Z. J. Hanzer
@greysonh.bsky.social
46 followers 150 following 77 posts
Original Projects: Olano Galaxy/Project Deisynthesis
Main Retakes: hn_retake, tmc_retake, batim_retake

He/Him ~ Bi

https://hanzer.straw.page

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Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · Apr 19
Mark Heathcliff v. [???]
Art collab between me and @bunzispheesh.bsky.social (@bUnzIsPheesh on Twitter).

#mandelacatalogue #themandelacatalogue #tmc
[???], also known as "Cesar Torres", standing in the doorway leading to Mark Heathcliff's room. In colour. Ditto. Monochrome.
greysonh.bsky.social
What is this Hell that we have been unwillingly forced to live in. Can we not just have nature take its course on the people in "power."
February 2, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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is this anything
letters and numbers
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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i got a new keyboard for christmas! ^_^
December 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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If anyone could suggest some rooms for this floor, let me know!

The first floor has a kitchen, two guest bedrooms, a master bed/bath, a guest bath, a garage, an office, a storage room, a sunroom, and a dining room.

The layout is also not final, so suggestions for that are also welcome.
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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August 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Imperfection is not rewarded! Try again! Try again!
You're boring your audience, get new material!
Push yourself further, don't look down!
Keep walking past the ground!
Made to entertain, made to serve, that's your role!
Regurgitate what works, kill what doesn't!
You don't work.
August 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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hn-retake.bsky.social
WOAH! an update! wow!

NEW concept art for The Neighbour!

again, i apologise for the absence, i have been working on other projects! and also not working at all :P

#helloneighbor
The picture shows concept art of The Neighbour, the enemy in my Hello Neighbor retake. He is short with a blue diamond sweater-vest over a yellow shirt. He wears red-orange pants with grey loafers. His hair is brown, as well as his moustache. His gloves are black, rubber gardening gloves.
July 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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im nonbinary btw, but like, im not super strict abt it. hell, call me a girl or a fucking homunculus, idc
July 17, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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I get harassed by a trans furry artist, a bisexual confused popular furry artist, and their furry friends. (These people are all also my friends.)
July 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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are we for real rn... full banner wabababa

alt text has a lotta words btw
The banner of Greyson Hanzer. From left to right: My persona, Greyson. An image from my Moreana Mordegard Glesgorv retake. A landline phone. My Regretevator OC, Custodian. An image from my Something Bad will Happen Soon retake. Aethos. My OC, Jarrett Dextahr, looking less than intelligent. An image from my Hello, Neighbour! retake. A drawover of the classic "Mom found the yaoi" thumbnail, with the text now reading "Mom found the yuri" and starring Jarrett Dextahr. Fanart of the "Want Some Fun" song by Musiclide. (Was liked by Alex Rochon on Twitter before I nuked my account. Reaction: Ecstatic.) An image from my Have You Seen this Man? retake. An image of a church from my The Mandela Catalogue retake. An old drawing of my interpretation of Cesar Torres' alternate. In the top right corner is the text "greyson HANZER".
July 13, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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applebutgold.bsky.social
KILLBOT HELMET UGC
below
June 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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tmc-retake.bsky.social
[NEW]

Remade the image for "Shroud". I was unhappy with the previous one and believe this new version is a major improvement. Enjoy!
A photo taken of "Shroud". Circa 1995.
June 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Reposted by Greyson Z. J. Hanzer
tmc-retake.bsky.social
[NEW]

Remade the images for Mark Heathcliff, Cesar Torres, Ruth Weaver, and Thatcher Davis. Enjoy!
A photograph of Mark Heathcliff. Taken from the 1992 Poplar Yearbook. A photo of Cesar Torres. Taken at the Poplar High School Prom. A photo of Sergeant Ruth Weaver. Taken in 1991. A photo of Lieutenant Thatcher Davis. Taken in 1992 for the Mandela County Police Department's "Employee of the Month" board.
June 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
greysonh.bsky.social
I DID IT
#helloneighbor #helloneighbor3 #hn3
The ending text from Hello Neighbor 3: Prototype 2, showing that Jacob (red hat and blue jacket, far), Iris (big blue hair, middle), and Vandal (red backpack and sign-face, close) have been saved from Raven Brooks.
June 17, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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hanzer.straw.page
hanzer's strawpage
hanzer's strawpage
hanzer.straw.page
May 27, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Something bad will happen soon.
Grab the nearest weapon. Use it on the crowds. Listen to my voice. Target the authorities. They are in the way of your godhood. Listen to me. I am your saviour.
May 27, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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we should tie these people up by their feet and let the blood rush to their heads
Some stupid ass fucking gooner. Die die die die die.
May 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
May 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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weird bug i found on youtube. no this isnt the start of an arg, this is legitimately just smth i found
The YouTube taskbar with the word "null" replacing what should be "Settings".
May 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
greysonh.bsky.social
Jared in "False Draft"

Feel free to do whatever! (totally not begging)

#anemaniac
The character shown is Jared, an original character based on Ollie from OOTIM. He is the faker of Jarrett Dextahr, another OC of mine. He stands gayly, holding a microphone.
May 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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greysonh.bsky.social
Mark Heathcliff v. [???]
Art collab between me and @bunzispheesh.bsky.social (@bUnzIsPheesh on Twitter).

#mandelacatalogue #themandelacatalogue #tmc
[???], also known as "Cesar Torres", standing in the doorway leading to Mark Heathcliff's room. In colour. Ditto. Monochrome.
April 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
greysonh.bsky.social
Amazing clothing I commissioned!! I really like how it turned out!! It feels like my persona is real...

Creator:
@felenopy.bsky.social
@FeIenopy on Twitter
My Roblox avatar in front of the Shrimp Back store, made by Felenopy. Felenopy is also the creator of the clothing seen on my avatar. The custom head is created by a separate individual, ApplebutGold, Goldenlapple, or simply Appl.
April 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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The man, the monster.
April 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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muh?
My OC, Jarrett Mathieu Dextahr, looking stupid as fuck.
April 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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my new oc jared deckster
Jared Deckster in front of a familiar face. "Been some time, hasn't it?"
April 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM