roommate bought a bunch of avocadoes and they all went ripe at the same time. does anybody need enough guacamole for 18 people

me in the movie theater when I notice they're using puppets/animatronics instead of cgi

I'm not getting paid enough to hit this note

you asked for it

future historians will say he may have been bisexual

who asked

choosing a banner however. much easier. i miss this lardass cat so much

figured out why this app was so boring