dropped my first accidental f bomb in a meeting with a client i've been working with for 7 months. amazed it took that long really
May 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
dropped my first accidental f bomb in a meeting with a client i've been working with for 7 months. amazed it took that long really
hi bluesky i've neglected u but ilu
April 13, 2025 at 8:46 AM
hi bluesky i've neglected u but ilu
happy bday @wynndigo.bsky.social !!!! 🩷🩷🩷
February 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
happy bday @wynndigo.bsky.social !!!! 🩷🩷🩷
dating is stupid and unfortunately i am going to keep doing it
February 23, 2025 at 6:16 AM
dating is stupid and unfortunately i am going to keep doing it
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i mean this so seriously. if you are transgender. please be safe. do not get caught commiting crimes. do not get caught by the state. do not sacrifice yourself, we will survive
February 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i mean this so seriously. if you are transgender. please be safe. do not get caught commiting crimes. do not get caught by the state. do not sacrifice yourself, we will survive
pretty sure i just broke the speedrun world record from "time of first hookup" to "partner comes out as a lesbian". if anyone out there is looking to compete with my time, it's 6 days.
February 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
pretty sure i just broke the speedrun world record from "time of first hookup" to "partner comes out as a lesbian". if anyone out there is looking to compete with my time, it's 6 days.
is trump aware that every time he threatens to invade canada he is quite literally also picking a fight with the united kingdom. like do we really want to reopen that 250 year old can of worms
February 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
is trump aware that every time he threatens to invade canada he is quite literally also picking a fight with the united kingdom. like do we really want to reopen that 250 year old can of worms
furiously googling "how to flirt obvious" as I'm stepping out the front door for a date so the guy I'm seeing will stop calling me "bro"
February 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
furiously googling "how to flirt obvious" as I'm stepping out the front door for a date so the guy I'm seeing will stop calling me "bro"
just drove for the first time in 7 years and didn't hit anything or have a panic attack please clap
January 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
just drove for the first time in 7 years and didn't hit anything or have a panic attack please clap
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being a faggot is the greatest joy of my life
January 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
being a faggot is the greatest joy of my life
roommate bought a bunch of avocadoes and they all went ripe at the same time. does anybody need enough guacamole for 18 people
December 29, 2024 at 2:55 AM
roommate bought a bunch of avocadoes and they all went ripe at the same time. does anybody need enough guacamole for 18 people
i expressed a boundary [screaming] [crying] [throwing up]
December 25, 2024 at 3:44 AM
i expressed a boundary [screaming] [crying] [throwing up]
I just got tricked into singing at an evangelical christmas concert. they should count themselves lucky I didn't burst into flames at the threshold
December 23, 2024 at 3:17 AM
I just got tricked into singing at an evangelical christmas concert. they should count themselves lucky I didn't burst into flames at the threshold
why has it taken me 27 years of my life to put it together that the sleigh in jingle bells crashes into a snowbank in verse 2. that's funny as hell actually
December 19, 2024 at 12:31 AM
why has it taken me 27 years of my life to put it together that the sleigh in jingle bells crashes into a snowbank in verse 2. that's funny as hell actually
when are they gonna invent a man who actually answers his text messages
December 17, 2024 at 5:01 PM
when are they gonna invent a man who actually answers his text messages
the couple next to me at the gig got into a fight during intermission & the guy stormed off & she picked up her phone to call him & you have no idea how hard I had to fight the urge to lean over and say "dump him"
December 11, 2024 at 10:19 AM
the couple next to me at the gig got into a fight during intermission & the guy stormed off & she picked up her phone to call him & you have no idea how hard I had to fight the urge to lean over and say "dump him"
no matter where I go or what I do, the greatest and most persistent danger in my life is that someone will try to get me to join a barbershop quartet. I shit you not this has happened to me 4 times
December 3, 2024 at 7:30 AM
no matter where I go or what I do, the greatest and most persistent danger in my life is that someone will try to get me to join a barbershop quartet. I shit you not this has happened to me 4 times
love long distance remote work because the first 5 minutes of every teams call has to be a complete debrief of everything that's happened with the weather in everyone's areas since we last spoke
December 2, 2024 at 5:36 PM
love long distance remote work because the first 5 minutes of every teams call has to be a complete debrief of everything that's happened with the weather in everyone's areas since we last spoke
me in the movie theater when I notice they're using puppets/animatronics instead of cgi
November 28, 2024 at 7:20 PM
me in the movie theater when I notice they're using puppets/animatronics instead of cgi
I'm not getting paid enough to hit this note
November 23, 2024 at 8:52 AM
I'm not getting paid enough to hit this note
i will never be able to see another one of these without thinking about the emergency alert test of march 1st 2023 where everyone got it 5-10 times over the course of 15 minutes. like did we not test it enough that day
November 18, 2024 at 7:53 AM
i will never be able to see another one of these without thinking about the emergency alert test of march 1st 2023 where everyone got it 5-10 times over the course of 15 minutes. like did we not test it enough that day
my pronouns are he/him but lately some gay men have been giving me the occasional she/her in a drag race yas queen kind of way and i think that one can stay too actually
November 18, 2024 at 6:41 AM
my pronouns are he/him but lately some gay men have been giving me the occasional she/her in a drag race yas queen kind of way and i think that one can stay too actually
the "bumpin' pussies is against jail rules" sign in my home is raising a lot of questions already answered by the sign
November 15, 2024 at 10:20 PM
the "bumpin' pussies is against jail rules" sign in my home is raising a lot of questions already answered by the sign
please watch the chilling adventures of sabrina. it's got beautiful goth women. it's got trans characters played by trans actors. it's got satan. it's got hedonism. it's got little christmas lads. it's got L from death note
November 15, 2024 at 7:28 AM
please watch the chilling adventures of sabrina. it's got beautiful goth women. it's got trans characters played by trans actors. it's got satan. it's got hedonism. it's got little christmas lads. it's got L from death note
little gay people in my phone how the hell do i save a draft on bluesky. if you don't tell me i'm just going to post the bad tweets and you'll all have to read them
November 13, 2024 at 7:42 AM
little gay people in my phone how the hell do i save a draft on bluesky. if you don't tell me i'm just going to post the bad tweets and you'll all have to read them