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greyfingerbandit.bsky.social
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@greyfingerbandit.bsky.social
Pronouns: hee/hee
🕸️I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine; I am the divine comedy & you will address me as such🕸️Power bottom at rock bottom🕸️I’d rather be a 🐷 than a fascist🕸️🦦🕸️Evangeline 22🕸️Tarantula + cat parent🕸️F4F?🕸️
$mikerowave97
I HATE PACKING
December 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Me: *pokes the old lady’s tail*
Skitty: *comes over to me*
Me: hi, old lady
Skitty: *aggressive head butt while filling with bees*
November 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I’m an amazing chef
October 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
When you find yourself chatting with the pretty woman you happened to spot while walking into the grocery store…
October 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I love her
October 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Raccoon paw +5 illusion
September 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It’s a tie between these two lol
September 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
@evanwelch.bsky.social it’s her side now.
September 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
September 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
September 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Using a photo already in your phone, what’s Trump’s announcement today at 2 pm?
September 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
A better picture lol
September 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I mean…yeah. My top alignments were the UCC and the Black Church.
August 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
SpengBerb
August 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Beautiful girl 🥰
August 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Genderqueer by Maia Kobabe
August 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Get the pho in my belly
August 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
August 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I’m gonna start this soon.
August 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
August 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
BEACH DAY (it’s brackish water so it counts)
August 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I would kill for him.
July 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I’m a god
July 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Spotted at the cafe of a local bookstore downtown in my next door city. Absolutely amazing.
July 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Everybody shut up and look at my old lady cat.
July 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM