⚡️mars⚡️
@greyfingerbandit.bsky.social
Pronouns: hee/hee
🕸️I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine; I am the divine comedy & you will address me as such🕸️Power bottom at rock bottom🕸️I’d rather be a 🐷 than a fascist🕸️🦦🕸️Evangeline 22🕸️Tarantula + cat parent🕸️F4F?🕸️
$mikerowave97
🕸️I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine; I am the divine comedy & you will address me as such🕸️Power bottom at rock bottom🕸️I’d rather be a 🐷 than a fascist🕸️🦦🕸️Evangeline 22🕸️Tarantula + cat parent🕸️F4F?🕸️
$mikerowave97
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@greyfingerbandit.bsky.social
· Oct 12
a man in a suit and tie is saying `` but life goes on . not for me . ``
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying `` but life goes on . not for me . ``
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I have experienced the ultimate betrayal.
@evanwelch.bsky.social , who CLAIMS to love me, tore off a corn of MY Raisin Cane’s Texas Toast without asking.
@evanwelch.bsky.social , who CLAIMS to love me, tore off a corn of MY Raisin Cane’s Texas Toast without asking.
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🔮 all these white people talking about “remigrating” immigrants
remigrate yourselves of our lands you racist colonialist white fucks
remigrate yourselves of our lands you racist colonialist white fucks
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
🔮 all these white people talking about “remigrating” immigrants
remigrate yourselves of our lands you racist colonialist white fucks
remigrate yourselves of our lands you racist colonialist white fucks
@evanwelch.bsky.social just attended “Taking Care of Your High Not a Boy Boyfriend 101”
1. Give them pizza
2. Turn on Baby Einstein
3. Tease /nonsexual
1. Give them pizza
2. Turn on Baby Einstein
3. Tease /nonsexual
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
@evanwelch.bsky.social just attended “Taking Care of Your High Not a Boy Boyfriend 101”
1. Give them pizza
2. Turn on Baby Einstein
3. Tease /nonsexual
1. Give them pizza
2. Turn on Baby Einstein
3. Tease /nonsexual
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@greyfingerbandit.bsky.social: Slate? What happened to your collar again?
Me: “Cats of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your collars!
-Karl Meorx”
Me: “Cats of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your collars!
-Karl Meorx”
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
@greyfingerbandit.bsky.social: Slate? What happened to your collar again?
Me: “Cats of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your collars!
-Karl Meorx”
Me: “Cats of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your collars!
-Karl Meorx”
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hiiiiii MA request we need $2383 minimum to save our injured cat, he’s my wife’s ESA and it loves him more than anything else in this world
ven @maksheyfe
ca$h $cavalieraviator
paypaI @maksheyfearts
ven @maksheyfe
ca$h $cavalieraviator
paypaI @maksheyfearts
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
hiiiiii MA request we need $2383 minimum to save our injured cat, he’s my wife’s ESA and it loves him more than anything else in this world
ven @maksheyfe
ca$h $cavalieraviator
paypaI @maksheyfearts
ven @maksheyfe
ca$h $cavalieraviator
paypaI @maksheyfearts
@evanwelch.bsky.social literally us
girl coming back from exercises, getting a fresh home cooked meal, a kiss to her sweaty forehead, asked how it went but she's getting distracted by her wife's naked apron while she looks at you with i will fuck you eyes
November 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
@evanwelch.bsky.social literally us
This is possibly the best thing I’ve read in WEEKS
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This is possibly the best thing I’ve read in WEEKS
She was highly amused.
How I’m expecting today’s therapy session to go
Therapist: so how was your Thanksgiving?
Me: well I tried to give my friend and my partner salmonella poisoning because I didn’t cook the chicken long enough and my pie from hell spilled all over my partner as we left the neighborhood. How was yours?
Therapist: so how was your Thanksgiving?
Me: well I tried to give my friend and my partner salmonella poisoning because I didn’t cook the chicken long enough and my pie from hell spilled all over my partner as we left the neighborhood. How was yours?
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
She was highly amused.
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There's a lot of "so wild you'd think it's fake" factoids to come out of the late Edo period in Japan, but one of my favorites is that the first English biographer of Yoshida Shōin, teacher of many future Meiji oligarchs, was Robert Louis Stevenson, author of Treasure Island.
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
There's a lot of "so wild you'd think it's fake" factoids to come out of the late Edo period in Japan, but one of my favorites is that the first English biographer of Yoshida Shōin, teacher of many future Meiji oligarchs, was Robert Louis Stevenson, author of Treasure Island.
How I’m expecting today’s therapy session to go
Therapist: so how was your Thanksgiving?
Me: well I tried to give my friend and my partner salmonella poisoning because I didn’t cook the chicken long enough and my pie from hell spilled all over my partner as we left the neighborhood. How was yours?
Therapist: so how was your Thanksgiving?
Me: well I tried to give my friend and my partner salmonella poisoning because I didn’t cook the chicken long enough and my pie from hell spilled all over my partner as we left the neighborhood. How was yours?
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
How I’m expecting today’s therapy session to go
Therapist: so how was your Thanksgiving?
Me: well I tried to give my friend and my partner salmonella poisoning because I didn’t cook the chicken long enough and my pie from hell spilled all over my partner as we left the neighborhood. How was yours?
Therapist: so how was your Thanksgiving?
Me: well I tried to give my friend and my partner salmonella poisoning because I didn’t cook the chicken long enough and my pie from hell spilled all over my partner as we left the neighborhood. How was yours?
@evanwelch.bsky.social told me in a dream that the reason I hate Shawn Spencer is because I am Shawn Spencer and see myself as unredeemable despite being very redeemable.
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
@evanwelch.bsky.social told me in a dream that the reason I hate Shawn Spencer is because I am Shawn Spencer and see myself as unredeemable despite being very redeemable.
I finished @avantris.bsky.social Root/Uprooted campaign and I’m starting on their Curse of Strahdanya campaign featuring special guest…Richie’s top hat.
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I finished @avantris.bsky.social Root/Uprooted campaign and I’m starting on their Curse of Strahdanya campaign featuring special guest…Richie’s top hat.
Me: *pokes the old lady’s tail*
Skitty: *comes over to me*
Me: hi, old lady
Skitty: *aggressive head butt while filling with bees*
Skitty: *comes over to me*
Me: hi, old lady
Skitty: *aggressive head butt while filling with bees*
November 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Me: *pokes the old lady’s tail*
Skitty: *comes over to me*
Me: hi, old lady
Skitty: *aggressive head butt while filling with bees*
Skitty: *comes over to me*
Me: hi, old lady
Skitty: *aggressive head butt while filling with bees*
Please clap. My baby hit 300 deaths in Stalker 2.
A thing I had to get used to about this game, as someone with coordination issues that make First-person action RPGs difficult for me, is that there’s a deaths counter on the reload screen. Used to frustrate me, now I just poke @greyfingerbandit.bsky.social and say “babe I’ve died 300 times hehe”
Me playing STALKER 2: Ya know, probably not a good idea for me to be exploring new areas and walking long distances at night while encumbered. I’ll find a place to sleep right after this.
*is promptly murdered by a pack of Snorks like 5 minutes later*
*is promptly murdered by a pack of Snorks like 5 minutes later*
November 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Please clap. My baby hit 300 deaths in Stalker 2.
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we reducing you into a light stock, bro. we cooking down your essence into a soup base with light herbs and seasonally appropriate winter squashes, dawg.
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
we reducing you into a light stock, bro. we cooking down your essence into a soup base with light herbs and seasonally appropriate winter squashes, dawg.
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ed sheeran is just white boy taylor swift
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
ed sheeran is just white boy taylor swift
Ah, history - young inexperienced men making decisions based on their emotions and not thinking properly.
Maybe they were on their periods. 🤷🏻♀️
Maybe they were on their periods. 🤷🏻♀️
My take-away from Shōgun ep. 4 is: Do not give your ambitious young son a sword or martial authority. He will absolutely mess up everything 😭
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Ah, history - young inexperienced men making decisions based on their emotions and not thinking properly.
Maybe they were on their periods. 🤷🏻♀️
Maybe they were on their periods. 🤷🏻♀️
Still listening to Legend of Avantris’ OG Root campaign and I am absolutely LIVING
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Still listening to Legend of Avantris’ OG Root campaign and I am absolutely LIVING
Me: *transcribing a recipe from a magazine into my electronic cookbook* it says you gotta punch the dough. You take off the cling wrap or towel and then you just punch it.
@evanwelch.bsky.social : oh so you beat the shit out of it.
Me: no, it’s just one punch.
Ev: *nodding sagely* Ah, so a warning.
@evanwelch.bsky.social : oh so you beat the shit out of it.
Me: no, it’s just one punch.
Ev: *nodding sagely* Ah, so a warning.
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Me: *transcribing a recipe from a magazine into my electronic cookbook* it says you gotta punch the dough. You take off the cling wrap or towel and then you just punch it.
@evanwelch.bsky.social : oh so you beat the shit out of it.
Me: no, it’s just one punch.
Ev: *nodding sagely* Ah, so a warning.
@evanwelch.bsky.social : oh so you beat the shit out of it.
Me: no, it’s just one punch.
Ev: *nodding sagely* Ah, so a warning.
Started watching one of Legend of Avantris’ campaigns on YouTube, Uprooted: Dimwits of the Dimwood.
Just realized today, after hitting season 2 of their Uprooted campaign…that they have another one from a few years prior that is like the OG Root campaign that they did.
So now I gotta go back.
Just realized today, after hitting season 2 of their Uprooted campaign…that they have another one from a few years prior that is like the OG Root campaign that they did.
So now I gotta go back.
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Started watching one of Legend of Avantris’ campaigns on YouTube, Uprooted: Dimwits of the Dimwood.
Just realized today, after hitting season 2 of their Uprooted campaign…that they have another one from a few years prior that is like the OG Root campaign that they did.
So now I gotta go back.
Just realized today, after hitting season 2 of their Uprooted campaign…that they have another one from a few years prior that is like the OG Root campaign that they did.
So now I gotta go back.
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Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists.
You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man, but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man, but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists.
You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man, but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man, but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
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Dick is gone, Bush remains.
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Dick is gone, Bush remains.
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what are u gonna do bsky, ban me?
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
what are u gonna do bsky, ban me?
Just so everyone knows… coolmathgames.com has an app.
Cool Math Games - Free Online Games for Learning and Fun
Coolmath Games is a brain-training site for everyone, where logic & thinking & math meets fun & games. These games have no violence, no empty action, just a lot of challenges that will make you forget...
coolmathgames.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Just so everyone knows… coolmathgames.com has an app.