If someone offered me a trillion dollars to do what this man does simply to be adjacent to a temporary and wilting power, I’d have to say no chance. I even took myself down the “imagine how many people you could help with a trillion dollars” path but the cost is still too high. It’s really gross.

Quick follow up, what the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

“Priest cursed with incredible penis.”

These people really don’t know the population of the United States do they? It’s always hundreds of millions this, hundreds of millions that.

I really thought TePublicans was going places.

I hope Stephen Miller is okay.

The structure of Federalism and separation of powers is brilliant and worth preserving, but unfortunately it requires a critical mass of serious, well informed citizens to maintain. No power structure ever devised can resist a stampede of idiots.

What others industries reward you for taking care of your responsibilities? What the hell does that even mean?

By law he can’t keep any of these gifts when he leaves office correct?

Even his revelations are dumb. No Joe, if you have evidence of a crime you don’t need to “make a good documentary about it.” You need to present said evidence in a court of law.

The MAGA 30 something’s who look like 50 something’s feels like it’s reaching epidemic proportions.

Barely 3 years short of legal.

2-4 hours for lines of cocaine at an ironically themed party at the President’s beach resort, then right back to the grind.