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Why do so many people want a "partner in crime"? That's just an extra conspiracy or accessory charge waiting to happen!
June 2, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Why do so many people want a "partner in crime"? That's just an extra conspiracy or accessory charge waiting to happen!
The most American thing I can think of is how we've offshored our damn death camps.
April 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The most American thing I can think of is how we've offshored our damn death camps.
My failed audition for the lead in Kickboxer.
Eric (the brother) - "You're not fighting that asshole like that! Kurt, listen to me! I'll kick your ass all over the place."
Me, looking down at him in his wheelchair - "Is, uh...'kick' really the verb you're going with?"
Eric (the brother) - "You're not fighting that asshole like that! Kurt, listen to me! I'll kick your ass all over the place."
Me, looking down at him in his wheelchair - "Is, uh...'kick' really the verb you're going with?"
March 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
My failed audition for the lead in Kickboxer.
Eric (the brother) - "You're not fighting that asshole like that! Kurt, listen to me! I'll kick your ass all over the place."
Me, looking down at him in his wheelchair - "Is, uh...'kick' really the verb you're going with?"
Eric (the brother) - "You're not fighting that asshole like that! Kurt, listen to me! I'll kick your ass all over the place."
Me, looking down at him in his wheelchair - "Is, uh...'kick' really the verb you're going with?"
Aaaaah! I think i'm snow blind!
Wait...no, nevermind. :-P
Wait...no, nevermind. :-P
February 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Aaaaah! I think i'm snow blind!
Wait...no, nevermind. :-P
Wait...no, nevermind. :-P
Nurture your rage.
February 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Nurture your rage.
Snitches get stitchs, but rats get a fucking Columbian neck tie.
January 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Snitches get stitchs, but rats get a fucking Columbian neck tie.
AaAaAaAaAaAaA! It's time for tasteball!
January 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
AaAaAaAaAaAaA! It's time for tasteball!
Well....Chateau was a movie, a movie of immense gravity. You could tell be the extreme time dialation.
January 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Well....Chateau was a movie, a movie of immense gravity. You could tell be the extreme time dialation.
I have to wait 5 whole years for my age to be a prime number again. Growing up sucks.
January 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I have to wait 5 whole years for my age to be a prime number again. Growing up sucks.
Reposted
Hadn't even thought of that ☹️
All these women who turned in January 6 terrorists are in danger tonight
January 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Hadn't even thought of that ☹️
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Need to think of something really funny for my first post...
January 21, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Need to think of something really funny for my first post...