Laurel
@grenzenlos.bsky.social
Math Professor and casual gamer.
Fascists not welcome.
Fascists not welcome.
Is there a limit to the number of “winds” one can get whilst trying to get shit done?
Asking for a friend.
I’m the friend.
Asking for a friend.
I’m the friend.
December 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Is there a limit to the number of “winds” one can get whilst trying to get shit done?
Asking for a friend.
I’m the friend.
Asking for a friend.
I’m the friend.
It's a figurative lol...
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
It's a figurative lol...
Thought: A LEGO Botanical build set that is a Christmas tree when you have it standing one way and a hanging vine (or loose interpretation thereof) if you flip it over. Is this too much to ask in one piece (like, you wouldn't have to un/rebuild anything between states of existence or anything)...?
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Thought: A LEGO Botanical build set that is a Christmas tree when you have it standing one way and a hanging vine (or loose interpretation thereof) if you flip it over. Is this too much to ask in one piece (like, you wouldn't have to un/rebuild anything between states of existence or anything)...?
I saw my ex today. Not totally unexpectedly, but certainly unplanned. Did I want to see him? No. Was I going to talk to him? Yes. But.
He ran away without word or acknowledgment like a little bitch.
Makes sense I guess.
I looked good today too. 😋
He ran away without word or acknowledgment like a little bitch.
Makes sense I guess.
I looked good today too. 😋
September 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I saw my ex today. Not totally unexpectedly, but certainly unplanned. Did I want to see him? No. Was I going to talk to him? Yes. But.
He ran away without word or acknowledgment like a little bitch.
Makes sense I guess.
I looked good today too. 😋
He ran away without word or acknowledgment like a little bitch.
Makes sense I guess.
I looked good today too. 😋
All drills are Schrödinger™ drills...
September 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
All drills are Schrödinger™ drills...
I can't decide if I'd rather hear a truth I can't do a damn thing about or accept a lie knowing full well that's what it is.
September 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I can't decide if I'd rather hear a truth I can't do a damn thing about or accept a lie knowing full well that's what it is.
I used to make this play on words with my name and tell people that I was with them for Laurel support. I recently realized that I could accept Laurel support too and that it was okay. ♥️
I love my Laurel support.
I love my Laurel support.
August 21, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I used to make this play on words with my name and tell people that I was with them for Laurel support. I recently realized that I could accept Laurel support too and that it was okay. ♥️
I love my Laurel support.
I love my Laurel support.
“You’ve got to exercise a certain amount of caution when you have that many cats (9) in the car.” - my mom
August 20, 2025 at 6:09 AM
“You’ve got to exercise a certain amount of caution when you have that many cats (9) in the car.” - my mom
It just took me 20 minutes to send an email because I had too many side statements (those ones in parentheses that can derail an irl conversation if you let them), but every time I tried to make them their own sentences I had to put in another side statement to explain.
Excuse me brain, can we not?
Excuse me brain, can we not?
August 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It just took me 20 minutes to send an email because I had too many side statements (those ones in parentheses that can derail an irl conversation if you let them), but every time I tried to make them their own sentences I had to put in another side statement to explain.
Excuse me brain, can we not?
Excuse me brain, can we not?
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I wish I was a sexy librarian sometimes. lol
July 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I wish I was a sexy librarian sometimes. lol
That moment when you're telling a story and you realize everyone stopped listening
Me: Am I turning into my mom?
Me: Am I turning into my mom?
June 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
That moment when you're telling a story and you realize everyone stopped listening
Me: Am I turning into my mom?
Me: Am I turning into my mom?
Sometimes a girl just wants someone to tell her she’s beautiful without having to hint them into it.
Other times, a girl just wants to stick ‘em with the pointy end.
Other times, a girl just wants to stick ‘em with the pointy end.
June 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Sometimes a girl just wants someone to tell her she’s beautiful without having to hint them into it.
Other times, a girl just wants to stick ‘em with the pointy end.
Other times, a girl just wants to stick ‘em with the pointy end.
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![Comic. [block quote] “Far better an approximate answer to the *right* question, which is often vague, than an *exact* answer to the wrong question, which can always be made precise.” -John W. Tukey, The Future of Data Analysis (1962) [caption] Happy Approximate Birthday to John Tukey, author of my favorite statistics quote, who was born 110.000 years ago sometime this week.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreid4vie3df7ltmh7capumhhqcpbejyr7ya7y762fasdeq46ud3gyva@jpeg)
Best tic tac flavor is orange. That is all.
June 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Best tic tac flavor is orange. That is all.
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Wild that despite everything that’s happening we’re still expected to do extraneous shit like “pay rent” and “eat food.”
April 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Wild that despite everything that’s happening we’re still expected to do extraneous shit like “pay rent” and “eat food.”
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Great at giving, horrible at receiving - the story of my life.
April 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Great at giving, horrible at receiving - the story of my life.
My procrastination game is at its peak. I am simultaneously impressed with myself and deeply ashamed.
(did I just spend 5 minutes on this instead of grading discussions? yes. yes I did.)
(did I just spend 5 minutes on this instead of grading discussions? yes. yes I did.)
April 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
My procrastination game is at its peak. I am simultaneously impressed with myself and deeply ashamed.
(did I just spend 5 minutes on this instead of grading discussions? yes. yes I did.)
(did I just spend 5 minutes on this instead of grading discussions? yes. yes I did.)
I have a really good imagination.
March 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I have a really good imagination.
Confirmation bias is kicking my ass today.
March 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Confirmation bias is kicking my ass today.
It's "come on", not "common" you fuck.
"Common guys! Let's go!" is so fucking stupid I can't even.
... only odd.
"Common guys! Let's go!" is so fucking stupid I can't even.
... only odd.
March 5, 2025 at 8:10 AM
It's "come on", not "common" you fuck.
"Common guys! Let's go!" is so fucking stupid I can't even.
... only odd.
"Common guys! Let's go!" is so fucking stupid I can't even.
... only odd.
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If you voted for him, you did this.
If you didn't vote, you are just as responsible.
Hope it's what you wanted shitheads.
If you voted for him, you did this.
If you didn't vote, you are just as responsible.
Hope it's what you wanted shitheads.
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February 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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If you voted for him, you did this.
If you didn't vote, you are just as responsible.
Hope it's what you wanted shitheads.
If you voted for him, you did this.
If you didn't vote, you are just as responsible.
Hope it's what you wanted shitheads.
So if they delete the Department of Education ... does that mean I can stop paying them for my student loans?
February 9, 2025 at 7:50 AM
So if they delete the Department of Education ... does that mean I can stop paying them for my student loans?