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November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I don’t need to worry about crossing the Starbucks picket line because their coffee tastes burnt anyway 😬
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I don’t need to worry about crossing the Starbucks picket line because their coffee tastes burnt anyway 😬
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“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.
Love to see a MAGA civil war unfolding
a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn while sitting at a table .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Love to see a MAGA civil war unfolding
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Had four Halloween costumes this year. What’s your fav?
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Had four Halloween costumes this year. What’s your fav?
I wish I was into chastity but I’m still firmly #freethepeen
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I wish I was into chastity but I’m still firmly #freethepeen
Who woulda guessed going on a date with your ex from 8 years ago would have gone so poorly. He’s still distant and emotionally immature 😀👍
October 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Who woulda guessed going on a date with your ex from 8 years ago would have gone so poorly. He’s still distant and emotionally immature 😀👍
This movie established my lifelong crush on Jake Gyllenhaal
October 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This movie established my lifelong crush on Jake Gyllenhaal
I’m gonna need some forehead kisses STAT if I’m gonna get over this hangover
October 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I’m gonna need some forehead kisses STAT if I’m gonna get over this hangover
Finally saw Sinners. Had high expectations and it still surprised me with how good it was
October 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Finally saw Sinners. Had high expectations and it still surprised me with how good it was
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Persephone is appreciating the vibes
October 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Persephone is appreciating the vibes
Lately my Instagram feed has been 90% ads and “suggested for you” posts. I barely even see posts by people I actually follow. Quite dreadful.
October 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Lately my Instagram feed has been 90% ads and “suggested for you” posts. I barely even see posts by people I actually follow. Quite dreadful.