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Gremlin Mel 🇦🇺👾
@gremlinmel.bsky.social
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Just a cozy little gremlin. Friend-shaped void of anxiety. Dated memes. Too many emojis. Fuelled by cringe. Regrets it all at 2am.

✩ Writer ✩ Teacher ✩ Painter ✩ Vtuber ✩
✩ Procrastinator ✩ Clueless ✩ Opossum ✩
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Sailor bear is an icon.
Bedknobs and broomsticks movie (1971): sailor bear (brown bear in a blue and white sailor uniform) looking really annoyed. Text says: People? People? Oh no! What scurvy luck.
October 9, 2023 at 10:59 AM
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Please text me 👉🏻👈🏻
Picture is titled; Your libra online friend. It has a cartoon cat in the middle of the page with a slightly spaced out yet anxious expression. Around it is text describing the Libra cat. They say: sometimes hyper, sometimes distant; thinking many thoughts; you could listen to them talk about anything; their compliments >> ; actually very sensitive; wants you to text first. And it has a big old smooth brain image with an arrow pointing to the libra cat’s head. Very accurate
September 29, 2023 at 10:58 AM
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I have been summoned
Gremlin girl gamer, in a pink oversized tee and headphones, stomping over to snack or cause chaos, you’re never sure which.
September 25, 2023 at 12:42 PM
gremlinmel.bsky.social
Post a meme made by you
A man looks on in concern as a tornado(?) Approaches. He is yelling. The text over the tornado says: error on Bluesky server. The text under the man (implying that he is yelling it) says: here comes the bird app escapees
September 24, 2023 at 2:20 PM
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Olives…?
Big blue parrot face. The beak is slightly open and it’s eyes are narrowed. The text says: visible disgust.
September 24, 2023 at 1:56 PM
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The Bluesky feeds blessed me today
A screen shot of a Bluesky feed. At the top is a picture of a carousel decorated in red and gold. A person replied “that looks amazing”. Directly under this (but not a reply) is another person saying “pee on it 👀” to a completely different conversation.
September 23, 2023 at 11:49 PM
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I can’t believe I heard the voice and music. I haven’t seen The Lion King in ages, but this line unlocked a core memory I guess 😂
Scene from The Lion King. Rafiki (a mandrill Sharman) has his hands on Simba (a red maned male Lion) and they are looking at each other affectionately. The text says: it is time.
September 21, 2023 at 12:52 AM
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👀
White, female vtuber. Brown hair, blue eyes, freckles and big black glasses. She is in a black hoodie and her hair is in space buns with a bangs
September 20, 2023 at 12:24 PM
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You are too good to me 🥹
Tiny dramatic hamster is crying with several live hearts shooting from its chest.
September 19, 2023 at 2:09 PM
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White goose on a picnic blanket. It is surrounded with the objects it has stolen from the humans. No remorse or regret is in his tiny black eyes. The text reads: I think I’ll cause problems in purpose.
September 18, 2023 at 4:25 PM
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Me trying to go to sleep
Vs
My two brain cells
A kid in a blue shirt is crying with a pair of headphones on. In the background “dark” Spider-Man (Toby McGuire) and the Joker (in a red suit) dance carefree on some stairs.
September 9, 2023 at 2:00 PM
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🎉🎊🎉
A gang of squirtles looking fresh as in their sunnies. The leader is flexing with a pair of angular sunglasses. The text says: squad goals. And honestly, they are.
September 9, 2023 at 1:49 PM
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Why does Palia have me in a vice grip.

Let me play other games!!
Small angry bird is screaming at everything. His tiny fluffy wings are thrown in the air and he is power posing on top of some pebbles. We are afraid of small angry bird.
September 9, 2023 at 10:12 AM
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A nerd peering over the fence at goth thinking “that’s so neat but I’m not cool enough” before going back to whatever hobby I am currently obsessed with 😅

Honestly, this tracks.
A 3x3 grid with jock written over the top middle box, and goth written next to the right middle box. Nerd is under the bottom middle box, and prep is next to the middle left box. A black dot straddles the line between nerd and the goth-nerd hybrid boxes. But the results say that I am a true nerd.
September 5, 2023 at 11:14 PM
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Happiness is death’s favourite thing. Just living their best life.
Grim Reaper from Sims 4 casually holding a plate of food, standing beside a road, with a barbie pink suitcase behind them. An icon really.
September 5, 2023 at 12:58 PM
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If it has milk and it’s not between E1 and E3 we can’t be friends.
A post from Very British Problems on Twitter. It image shows a grid of different cups from a birds-eye-view. Down the side it goes from A to F and along the top it goes from 1 to 6. Each cup has a different shade of tea with A1 being all milk and F6 being a black tea. Everything in the middle is various shades of brown.
September 5, 2023 at 12:15 PM
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If that paperclip Clippy could it absolutely would send text messages (along with asking if you were trying to write a letter)
Clippy. The world’s most obnoxious assistant. Image has a cartoon paperclip with giant, soulless googly-eyes over a yellow piece of line paper and a blue background. Do not trust Clippy. Not everything is a letter.
September 5, 2023 at 11:18 AM
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Corrected and wrote reports for 40 students. And I have another 40 to do tomorrow 😵‍💫😵😫
An image from British Bake Off. A contestant is talking to the three judges, he looks over it all while the judges are smiling. Text reads: Started making it making it. Had a breakdown.
August 31, 2023 at 1:16 PM
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2am has arrived. Time to start thinking about all the things I did and said that I now regret.
A colourised image of Ben Affleck (purple and gold). All who see it instantly have the “hello darkness my old friend” song play in their mind.
August 30, 2023 at 4:09 PM
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Ginger cat is unfazed. Your return was not very effective
A cat standing with its head slightly titled back and a defiant look on its face. Around the cat are a ring of people pointing a variety of knives at the cat.
August 30, 2023 at 3:56 PM
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A opossum with its mouth wide open. The image is slightly blurry and tinted red to highlight the absolute chaos contained in its tiny body. The text reads: [high pitched demonic screaming]
August 30, 2023 at 3:37 PM
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Ginger cat does what ginger cat wants
A cute little white goat in four pictures. In each picture the goat gets increasingly sassy. This goat is not doing what you tell it to do.
August 30, 2023 at 3:32 PM
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Why sleep when you can make all sorts of textures for your vtuber model?

(This absolutely counts as streaming… you’re wrong)
My VRoid model with cat skin. I am pretty cute as a ginger kitty. I also have the same singlar brain cell and orange cats… so I figured it worked. My normie VRoid model. Just a basic white girl with brown hair, glasses, and blue eyes. I was pretty chuffed with my ability to paint the texture so it looks more 3D than the model actually is. Fan service time. I also made an anime girl skin for my model. I did need to max out those eye sliders to make the peepers HUGE but I think she looks pretty cute.
August 30, 2023 at 2:58 PM
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Oh bookstagram why are your recommendations so bad lately?

Have you been listening to booktok again?
Artist: Art by Moga. A cartoon woman stares at you with a sandwich in her hands and the biggest frown of disappointment and fury you’ve ever seen. Even her nose is going all squidward with the level of upset she is directing at you.
August 29, 2023 at 1:02 PM
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Students: *complaining about doing the bare minimum*

Me: *knowing there is a test coming*
Cat sits quietly with a slightly squinted eyes. Over the cat’s paws are a pair of tiny, plastic, human hands folded together. It gives the cat a look of smugness like it knows something you don’t.
August 28, 2023 at 8:12 AM