Looks like H.G. Wells really nailed it 130 years ago with "The Time Machine," predicting humanity splitting and evolving into two groups—the Eloi above the surface and the Morlocks below ground. 🙄

You weren't far behind me! Glad you're here, Iryna!

A double-cancel option should exist... otherwise I'm gonna have to start breaking into other people's houses to cancel their subscriptions for them.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Well, I guess the franchise was pretty upfront about that from the start.

And a shoutout to those who do get it right.

"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."
"He told me enough! He told me you killed him."
"No. I am your father."
"Wait, what?"

Yub nub!