Greg
@gregularjoe.bsky.social
Just a simple man trying to make his way in the universe. ✨ #StarWars
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Greg
@gregularjoe.bsky.social
· Jan 20
Here's 20 #StarWars quotes for the day.... or week.... or month.... or next four years.
Once those droids take control of the surface, they will take control of you.
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Once those droids take control of the surface, they will take control of you.
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![A still of the opening scroll from Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker (2019, J.J. Abrams) edited to read:
Episode IX
THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late [your Al grandmother].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:six47dus7fdnxv35ka75fizz/bafkreiat7sytm2n5dz64slszx4vtbkxacnnekxfa3at3y2e6f4orjt7q7y@jpeg)
Welp, humanity had a decent run. Everybody pack it up, we’re clearly done here. 🤢
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Welp, humanity had a decent run. Everybody pack it up, we’re clearly done here. 🤢
Apparently today marks one year since I fully ditched that bird app and wandered off to bluer skies. No regrets — just fresh air and great connections with some genuinely great people. Thanks for being here with me.
Hello there.
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Apparently today marks one year since I fully ditched that bird app and wandered off to bluer skies. No regrets — just fresh air and great connections with some genuinely great people. Thanks for being here with me.
Reposted by Greg
FYI — the Star Wars Halloween Countdown Calendar that comes with 13 adorable little spooky-season-themed vinyl figures is 75% off on the Disney Store website (originally $40, now just $9.98 while supplies last)! Stock up because Halloween is only 352 days away! 🎃
www.disneystore.com/star-wars-vi...
www.disneystore.com/star-wars-vi...
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
FYI — the Star Wars Halloween Countdown Calendar that comes with 13 adorable little spooky-season-themed vinyl figures is 75% off on the Disney Store website (originally $40, now just $9.98 while supplies last)! Stock up because Halloween is only 352 days away! 🎃
www.disneystore.com/star-wars-vi...
www.disneystore.com/star-wars-vi...
FYI — the Star Wars Halloween Countdown Calendar that comes with 13 adorable little spooky-season-themed vinyl figures is 75% off on the Disney Store website (originally $40, now just $9.98 while supplies last)! Stock up because Halloween is only 352 days away! 🎃
www.disneystore.com/star-wars-vi...
www.disneystore.com/star-wars-vi...
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
FYI — the Star Wars Halloween Countdown Calendar that comes with 13 adorable little spooky-season-themed vinyl figures is 75% off on the Disney Store website (originally $40, now just $9.98 while supplies last)! Stock up because Halloween is only 352 days away! 🎃
www.disneystore.com/star-wars-vi...
www.disneystore.com/star-wars-vi...
A little over 27 years ago a young Greg received his first issue of Star Wars Insider in the mail. He would read (and re-read) issues until the pages literally fell apart. Core memories were made. Thank you to everyone who contributed and made this magazine possible.
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
A little over 27 years ago a young Greg received his first issue of Star Wars Insider in the mail. He would read (and re-read) issues until the pages literally fell apart. Core memories were made. Thank you to everyone who contributed and made this magazine possible.
Nathan Thurm: "Of course we lost. Everyone knew we were going to lose. I knew that. You don’t think I knew that? Of course I knew that. I'm not nervous. You're nervous."
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Nathan Thurm: "Of course we lost. Everyone knew we were going to lose. I knew that. You don’t think I knew that? Of course I knew that. I'm not nervous. You're nervous."
"Your Highness. The transmission we received. What is it they've sent us?"
"Hope."
"Hope."
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"Your Highness. The transmission we received. What is it they've sent us?"
"Hope."
"Hope."
For over 34 weeks, Daylight Savings was the system of clocks and watches throughout my evening commute.
November 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
For over 34 weeks, Daylight Savings was the system of clocks and watches throughout my evening commute.
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!?!
How many Sith does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They like it on the dark side.
A #StarWars Dad Jokes sequel?! Never tell me the odds! STAR WARS DAD JOKES STRIKE BACK, coming April 28, 2026 and now available to preorder ✨
A #StarWars Dad Jokes sequel?! Never tell me the odds! STAR WARS DAD JOKES STRIKE BACK, coming April 28, 2026 and now available to preorder ✨
November 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!?!
Hey, Star Wars T-shirt makers....
I find your lack of accurate quotes distrubing.
I find your lack of accurate quotes distrubing.
October 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hey, Star Wars T-shirt makers....
I find your lack of accurate quotes distrubing.
I find your lack of accurate quotes distrubing.
The Halloween episode of "The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles" (Transylvania, January 1918) is peak ’90s spooky-season magic and deserves to be recognized as such. 🎃🧛📺
October 31, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The Halloween episode of "The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles" (Transylvania, January 1918) is peak ’90s spooky-season magic and deserves to be recognized as such. 🎃🧛📺
If she shows up with a Valentine’s Ewok figure for me, I'm marrying her. No questions, no proposal, no ring... just straight to the ceremony. ❤️
October 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
If she shows up with a Valentine’s Ewok figure for me, I'm marrying her. No questions, no proposal, no ring... just straight to the ceremony. ❤️
Volume 3 of #StarWarsVisions arrives tomorrow! The first two delivered some truly creative, emotional, and visually stunning stories. Can’t wait for more!
My top 4 shorts (so far):
• The Duel (Vol. 1)
• The Ninth Jedi (Vol. 1)
• Screecher’s Reach (Vol. 2)
• Sith (Vol. 2)
Which top your list?
My top 4 shorts (so far):
• The Duel (Vol. 1)
• The Ninth Jedi (Vol. 1)
• Screecher’s Reach (Vol. 2)
• Sith (Vol. 2)
Which top your list?
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Volume 3 of #StarWarsVisions arrives tomorrow! The first two delivered some truly creative, emotional, and visually stunning stories. Can’t wait for more!
My top 4 shorts (so far):
• The Duel (Vol. 1)
• The Ninth Jedi (Vol. 1)
• Screecher’s Reach (Vol. 2)
• Sith (Vol. 2)
Which top your list?
My top 4 shorts (so far):
• The Duel (Vol. 1)
• The Ninth Jedi (Vol. 1)
• Screecher’s Reach (Vol. 2)
• Sith (Vol. 2)
Which top your list?
Star Wars characters I'd love to see more of in future stories.
I just think they're neat.
I just think they're neat.
October 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Star Wars characters I'd love to see more of in future stories.
I just think they're neat.
I just think they're neat.
On this day 40 years ago — October 26, 1985 — Marty McFly took his first trip through time in Doc’s DeLorean AND the Goonies set off to find One-Eyed Willy’s treasure. Truly, a legendary weekend in adventure history.
October 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
On this day 40 years ago — October 26, 1985 — Marty McFly took his first trip through time in Doc’s DeLorean AND the Goonies set off to find One-Eyed Willy’s treasure. Truly, a legendary weekend in adventure history.
If scoring life with situationally appropriate John Williams music is an arrestable offense, then lock me the fuck up!
The DC ACLU is suing on behalf of a man who was arrested by a National Guardsman and MPD officers for playing the Imperial March (from Star Wars) as an act of protest. www.acludc.org/app/uploads/...
October 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
If scoring life with situationally appropriate John Williams music is an arrestable offense, then lock me the fuck up!
Annual reminder that if "Die Hard" is a Christmas movie then, legally speaking, "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial" is 100% a Halloween movie and deserves to be treated as such.
October 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Annual reminder that if "Die Hard" is a Christmas movie then, legally speaking, "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial" is 100% a Halloween movie and deserves to be treated as such.
Reposted by Greg
Jon consults the Declaration of Independence to see if Trump meets the "king" qualifications
October 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Jon consults the Declaration of Independence to see if Trump meets the "king" qualifications
Bro just discovered the real-world rosebud!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!
Breaking News: President Trump wants $230 million from the Justice Department for investigating him, people familiar with the matter say. Any settlement might ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit. nyti.ms/4hmIi5X
October 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Bro just discovered the real-world rosebud!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!
Oh, so he's not even trying to hide it anymore. He's just straight up reciting things Palpatine would say at this point.
Trump: "We have Darth Vader. You know Darth Vader, right? Darth Vader is a man who is sitting -- is that Darth? Stand up please. Does everybody know -- they call him Darth Vader, I call him a fine man. But he's cutting Democrat priorities and they're never gonna get them back."
October 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Oh, so he's not even trying to hide it anymore. He's just straight up reciting things Palpatine would say at this point.
Many thoughts and feelings about being robbed of a Ben Solo movie.
But to quote the late, great Carrie Fisher:
"Before I go, I'll share some of the wisdom I acquired from going though all this shit. First one: 'resentment is like drinking a poison and waiting for the other person to die.'"
*sigh*
But to quote the late, great Carrie Fisher:
"Before I go, I'll share some of the wisdom I acquired from going though all this shit. First one: 'resentment is like drinking a poison and waiting for the other person to die.'"
*sigh*
October 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Many thoughts and feelings about being robbed of a Ben Solo movie.
But to quote the late, great Carrie Fisher:
"Before I go, I'll share some of the wisdom I acquired from going though all this shit. First one: 'resentment is like drinking a poison and waiting for the other person to die.'"
*sigh*
But to quote the late, great Carrie Fisher:
"Before I go, I'll share some of the wisdom I acquired from going though all this shit. First one: 'resentment is like drinking a poison and waiting for the other person to die.'"
*sigh*